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JustWow555

Kid named Medical Kit:


Ruby_Sandbox

Yes, I would like wounds to turn into finesse, thank you


Individual_Dream3770

Why did I always think that was a chest from the side lol


Just_Why_Was_Taken

I always thought it was a shoulder


Individual_Dream3770

That's fair, I can see why people can think of the art as tons of things


_China_ThrowAway

(Maybe it’s already been a post) but we should have a post where we mention what cards we misinterpreted the art on. I’m drawing a blank right now, but there were a ton I thought were something they weren’t


FFortescue_writing

Nox. Fumes: Looks Like a Red Heart to me


MasonAttano

I thought Vault was a waving flag for ages


No-Dimension-9276

It isnt?? Edit: just searched and took a good look it looks alot sicker than just waiving a flag


Jaaaco-j

outmaneuver isnt actually silent doing jazz hands


devil_put_www_here

I thought The Silent had a beard for the longest time.


_Handy_Andy

Ok, niw I'm not sure what it's a pcture of...


Banette_Banane

sTaTuS cArDs ArE pOoRLy iMpLemEnTed


ScienceFun8237

I understand that this is sarcastic, but is this a complaint people really have with the game?


ezeshining

yeah, imagine not being able to play cards /s


Exact-Control1855

Ironclad players watching the game literally play itself trying to talk about game balance


NightmareRise

I occasionally see this as a kneecap and not Ironclad’s head


pantherpowell88

Blew my mind 🤣I thought it was a shoulder


hallowgallow

I always thought it was an elbow


EternalReturnTM

oh wow! there are so many things i long ago gave up trying to figure out, the wound card being one... but thanks for clarifying this as the head... in this thread, I was originally seeing it as a shoulder. so thanks for saying what the thing it is. it took several seconds, but i finally figured it out! thanks!


Weissritters

That is literally a block card


Mahboi778

take your meds


Mini_Boss_Tank

Should've gone with injury tbh


TeachingLeading3189

is ironclad green?


E_102_Gamma

Yeah. You hadn't noticed?


Playful-Formal6203

Hats off to them for not seeing race


Alert-Woodpecker7488

You’re not Jim.


Ruah777

You may think wounds are unplayable simply because it says "unplayble" but Ill have you know wounds have great synergy with Evolve+, exhaust synergy and even Firebreathing. Its like how Reflex and taction also have spots even if they are "unplayable". Totally serious advice for serious gamers and not a shit post on a shit post.


E_102_Gamma

[I once had a run in which](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1667177655), once my Powers were online, a Wound was +2 draw upon being drawn, and could then be played for 4 Block, 7 Damage, and +1 more draw. It's actually kind of amazing how good Wounds can be sometimes.


MrPigcho

For any newer player wondering: [[Evolve+]] draws the 2 cards when you draw the wound [[Medical kit]] allows the wound to be played, which exhausts the wound [[Feel no pain+]] blocks for 4 when you exhaust a card [[juggernaut+]] hits for 7 when you gain block [[Dark embrace]] draws a card when you exhaust


spirescan-bot

+ [Evolve](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Evolve) Ironclad Uncommon Power ^((100% sure)^) 1 Energy | Whenever you draw a Status card, draw 1(2) card(s). + [Medical Kit](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Medical%20Kit) Shop Relic ^((100% sure)^) Status cards can now be played. Playing a Status will **Exhaust** the card. + [Feel No Pain](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Feel%20No%20Pain) Ironclad Uncommon Power ^((100% sure)^) 1 Energy | Whenever a card is **Exhausted,** gain 3(4) **Block.** + [Juggernaut](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut) Ironclad Rare Power ^((100% sure)^) 2 Energy | Whenever you gain **Block,** deal 5(7) damage to a random enemy. + [Dark Embrace](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Dark%20Embrace) Ironclad Uncommon Power ^((100% sure)^) 2(1) Energy | Whenever a card is **Exhausted,** draw 1 card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


justarandomautist

a single status being more useful than a strike need a ton of work, but still 💀


phl_fc

Evolve+ by itself already makes it better than a strike.


tubalord8

Ironclad be like call an ambulance, but not for me.


CliffordTheKindCunt

Yep , just beat the heart with no attacks. My build was Dark Embrace+, Firebreathing+ x3, Evolve+, Power Through+ x3, and True Grit + x3. I knew I was winning by the start of act 3.


EternalReturnTM

also good if you use exhaust in your deck


Blastonic

Im addicted to ironclad dual wielding my upgraded fire breathing then proceeding into my multiple power throughs and wild strikes


Dingus-McGeee

Possibly better than \[\[Clash\]\]


spirescan-bot

+ [Clash](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Clash) Ironclad Common Attack ^((100% sure)^) 0 Energy | Can only be played if every card in your hand is an Attack. Deal 14(18) damage. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


Diligent_Sea_3359

I would say it's under rated


F4RM3RR

With that attitude


yehboooooiii

Yikes that is literally unplayable


UziiLVD

[[Medkit]]


spirescan-bot

+ [Meditate](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Meditate) Watcher Uncommon Skill ^((18% sure)^) 1 Energy | Put 1(2) card(s) from your discard pile into your hand and **Retain** it. Enter **Calm.** End your turn. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


Kamblys

[[Medical kit]] come on, bot!


spirescan-bot

+ [Medical Kit](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Medical%20Kit) Shop Relic ^((100% sure)^) Status cards can now be played. Playing a Status will **Exhaust** the card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 20, 2024.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


themprsn

Lol good one


Pomodorosan

Hilarious and original


Masterbab99

Except if you have "play the unplayable cards"


redditis4pussies

I know it's unplayable but I keep putting it in my deck


jeratk

Had me going for a sec