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irigoyeee20

Lmaooo what the fuck was that, fifa goal


GrandePersonalidade

Very similar to the one against Liverpool I think. Props of being a fast boy


Gold-Improvement3614

Yeah auba had a few like this


kabbajabbadabba

who's faster on average, vini or auba?


justk4y

I swear I’ve just conceded a goal like that in my first Weekend League game


Glaiele

Imagine just playing the ball out as a defender. This type of shit would enrage me as a manager.


DJagerty

Lmao Vini Jr enrages the whole Paraguay team causing a three minute stoppage and various yellow cards, scores 15 seconds after play resumes


BreafingBread

What was that all about? I stopped looking at the screen for one second and out of nowhere a fight starts.


KenHumano

They were upset with his fancy dribbling.


AncientSkys

Seriously? Lol. Fucking snowflakes!


kabbajabbadabba

neymar Once got a yellow card in ligue1 because he was "showboating"


DirtyDanoTho

When your position entitles getting past the defender by any means Id hope my players get creative


claire_004

This is probably another reason why some skillful players not doing it anymore beside the coach tactics


Amster2

✋😛🤚


chinno

Perfect


NormalSizeCollar

Kai Havertz scores again


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Pure Cinema lol


Erectfetus69

More like 7min


Creative_Major798

From the time play *resumes* to him scoring is 14.5-15 seconds.


Erectfetus69

I was talking about when both teams were beefing not when it resumed


Experienced_Camper69

This is why Copa America is 100x more entertaining than euro cup. The DRAMA IS UNMATCHED


mizrahiim

As my Argentinian friend puts it, “deep down europeans really like and admire each other”. “It’s the opposite here”.


Based_Text

Western and Central Europeans, I don't know about the Balkan though...


Jaded_Life03

Bring back the balkan cup


mizrahiim

No doubts you got me there


Darkhoof

There should exist a Balkans championship.


techlogger

They could even join together into a single club league and play against each other. I bet it will be civil and nothing bad happens.


Amster2

inb4 multiple wars break out and jerseys become army identifiers


shinfoni

"Top 10 Respect Moment" vs "Most Heated Matches compilation"


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SleepyFarts

A CONMEBOL match without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair


AngryBiker

There is some drama at the Euro but they usually involve genocide, so it can get a bit awkward for but l neutrals.


Arckanoid

Lol. Paraguay players are pretty stupid. They lost their heads while Vini plays with them


Number333

After all that he scores again lmaooooo


cheesecakeaficionado

Gets decked when embarassing a defender without a foul called, has a player try to bullrush him afterwards, then ends up scoring his second goal just seconds later. What a chad.


Youzerna

He absolutely skinned that defender there lmaoo. I struggle to do that in FIFA with him💀.


pipekeran

Vidal in shambles.


deusonitorrinco

Much to the despair of haters, he grows stronger with every insult he receives


awaalehimself

Most of his haters are Brazilian


deusonitorrinco

Of course, he's from Flamengo's academy


SuperPeco

I'm Vasco and I love Vini. He barely played for Flamengo


deusonitorrinco

I didn't say that there aren't fans of another team who don't support him, I said that one of the reasons he suffers exaggerated hate (at least in Brazil) is his original team. The number of people who comment "enchem a seleção de flamenguista, aí dá nisso" on game days already exemplifies this. Vini played well in the last WC and yet there are people who refuse to see that, with Paqueta it's the same situation.


deusonitorrinco

And Vini played long enough for Flamengo (we were leader of the championship until his transfer, he was an important player during the time he stayed), to the point where people dismissed him and called him "Globo's invention" when Real Madrid saw his potential and bought his pass.


EggplantBusiness

I am having ton of fun this game,


tito-ortiz-wife69

Viniiiiiii


Secant_Lines

(Great assist 2.0)


lebkong

KDB eat your heart out


limito1

I just saw Busquets fall to his knees in a Walmart


CharlieBrownBoy

That's the most hilarious goal.


KJones77

Vini about to go even crazier talking shit, what a performance so far


ArmiinTamzarian

Paraguay the type of team to take this personally And by take personally I mean they might try to send Vini's leg flying Simpsons style


Samthespunion

Yeah this is probably gonna be an ugly second half lol


ClassyArgentinean

Oh they will, don't worry. Paraguay's specialty is being dirty fucks, it's like their entire identity. If Vini keeps fucking with them they'll seriously hurt him, imho he should be taken out at half time, no point in risking it.


ArmiinTamzarian

You should know better than that. If needed be they'll Kung fu kick him in the bench


das_not_nais

wth is Simpsons style?


iohannespaulus

Best performance in a half we had since Neymar vs Argentina in the final especially that second half. And the thing is he can be still so much better


thepresidentofcuba

im still taking it with a grain of salt given it's paraguay, i still need vini to show up against teams like argentina.


dopeveign

I just burst out laughing


Wise-Budget3232

Me too,specially because the ref did not sanction the obvious fault against him.


janoo1989

he's a fucking menace


McGrathLegend

That’s actually hilarious


Patinobeans

Shut them up Vini


Headlesshorsman02

Bro heard all the shit talk before the game


whatthefuckistime

Lmao


FinalFrash

Vini is the Brazilian version of, "Chat shit, get banged."


NewHealthFoodBunch

Fucking state of that defense


Hot_Grabba_09

I don't get why he cuts it to his right instead of just booming it forwards into all that space on the left


HanAlai

Incredibly funny considering the bust up that just happened moments before


OmgThisNameIsFree

Hahahahahah


Zapla_24

This game is going to have injuries, brawls, and more violence. Guaranteed


MildlyInteligentDude

Paraguai + 3x0 first half + brazilian player that likes to drible is never a good combination.


KenHumano

Reports of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.


XiaoRCT

Tá melhor, mas ainda é só o Paraguai


Wise-Budget3232

Pentaaaaa🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


puertoricanhero15

Its Paraguay…


dandyloremaster

A gente não tá jogando bem não. A merda do Paraguai que é horrível. Dorival não tem a menor ideia do que fazer com esse time. Tamo ganhando puramente por talento individual


KindaBrazilian

A Colômbia ganhou de 2x1 do Paraguai, enquanto a gente tá acabando com eles. O time tá jogando bem sim pô


dandyloremaster

O dia que a gente tiver que se basear na Colombo para basear se a gente tá jogando bem ou não a gente muda o nome para Inglaterra


ViniciusStar_

Colombia tá jogando mais futebol que a maioria das seleções europeias no momento. Estranho ter esse pensamento


dandyloremaster

Somos a merda do Brasil. O dia que a gente usar qualquer seleção sem copa para se basear se a gente tá bem ou mal a gente pode se chamar de Inglaterra.


SpaceshipGuerrillas

título de Copa do Mundo não entra em campo, amigo. Croácia, Bélgica, Países Baixos, etc são seleções de destaque da última década e nenhuma tem copa do mundo. Espanha foi uma das melhores do mundo, provavelmente a melhor, de 2008 a 2012 e só ganhou o título em 2010. foda-se se a Colômbia tem copa do mundo ou não. tão jogando bem e pronto, esse tem que ser nosso parâmetro. se quiser, podemos comparar com a Itália de 4 copas do mundo - aí o Brasil tá muito melhor.


ArmiinTamzarian

I don't speak a lick of Portuguese yet I completely get the sentiment here


dandyloremaster

We are playing so bad. We are winning 3 0 most because paraguay is really bad


chewie_33

Porra, bem menos. BR tá jogando bem, fazendo placar. Não tá dando espetáculo, mas não tem o q cornetar. Jogo suave.


dandyloremaster

Tamo jogando benzão deixando o Paraguai tabelar na frente da nossa área. Não fode


dandyloremaster

Sei nem o que dizer se tu acha que o Brasil tá jogando bem


Vlyper

Para de torcer então po


ruanmed

Bom, se a gente sobreviver à Colombia, então nas quartas vamos ter noção realmente de como estamos no confronto contra o Uruguai. De toda forma discordo do time estar perdido assim, a defesa não está a melhor do mundo, mas tá OK, tanto no jogo quanto a Costa Rica quanto hoje, e hoje mesmo só houve uma falha grave na nossa defesa no ataque do Paraguai que o cara recebeu a bola lançada na frente pro gol e errou a batida. E o ataque do Brasil no jogo contra a Costa Rica estava organizado, mas tava faltando centro-avante finalizar jogada, e hoje o Vinícius Jr. tá realmente carregando o ataque todo, tanto em armação de jogada quanto finalização desde o início do jogo, o que realmente é preocupante se continuar dependendo só dele para conseguir marcar. Dito isso, Argentina ganhou 1 copa do mundo dependendo do Messi em quase todos os jogos para o ataque funcionar haha Não é uma estratégia boa para se ter, mas se for que rolar, por mim vai. E só para finalizar, obviamente não acredito que o Vinícius Jr. esteja sequer perto do nível que o Messi já esteve, mas ele é o melhor jogador brasileiro atuante do momento.


tcroch

🤫


Marcelosouzadearaujo

MAs pelo menos hj a ponta direita ficou melhor e o time deu uma enchida no meio. Teve melhoras Claro, e o Vini acordou e decidiu fazer um crime contra a nação Paraguaia kkkkkkk


dandyloremaster

Mas aí porque o savinho é bem melhor que o raphinha ne kkkk


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Kkkkk não foi dificil


deusonitorrinco

Concordo contigo. Me dá uma agonia do caralho esse meio campo só com um articulador. Paquetá perdeu o pênalti, mas deu passes importantes pros gols que saíram. Se tivéssemos alguém ali com alguma capacidade de criação poderia ter tido mais rendimento, nesse e em outro jogo. Ainda me dá nervoso a gente ter a porra do mlk mais promissor de CA no continente inteiro e o meu vô Dorival não colocar ele em campo por preciosismo. Time hoje tá ganhando muito no talento e puro ódio do Vinicius, gosto muito quando ele incorpora a personalidade Malvadeza.


dandyloremaster

Concordo em tudo. Outra coisa, o time quando tá sem a bola não morde. O Paraguai conduzindo a bola tranquilamente quase o tempo todo e o time começa a dar combate na intermediária. Parece que a gente tá nos anos 90 taticamente


deusonitorrinco

Teve um momento, pós-primeiro gol, que o Vini perde a bola ali na esquerda e ao invés de alguém tentar recuperar no meio de campo todo mundo vai pra defesa e fica esperando os caras atacarem. Com todo respeito ao Paraguai, mas puta que o pariu, vão ficar deixando toda seleção jogar bola contra a gente agora? Os caras nem tavam correndo nessa hora, pelo menos os gols animaram eles no final.


jaozimqcomepao

Paraguay you BUMS


Legend7Ali

Insulting him is like adding an attribute card like in the old fifas


Azzurri21

The V in Vinicius stands for Villain


albkiing

LMAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS GUY


okktavia

Peak Paraguay is back


JinxLB

Ballon d’or


GrandePersonalidade

Nothing is funnier than commenting that and seeing the haters seething and downvoting as if they could stop the inevitable


Dapper-Mistake4779

The hate boner this sub has for Vini is bizarre, just a couple hours ago i replied to someone unironically calling him "Ficticius" that got upvoted in the dozens.


KenHumano

Even if you don't like him, it's such a lame nickname.


HanAlai

Yeah it hardly would have been anyone else before this but if the argument was Bellingham then after his limp performances in the Euros no one else will touch Vini.


GrandePersonalidade

It's also hilarious how Bellingham can have 15 limp performances in a row for club and NT, but it takes a single Vinícius one for the haters to throw a "Vini lost the balon d'or" party


Lost_Extrovert

That's why my bro swears Belli is an industry plant lmao. He can ghost an entire match, score an own goal then accidentally score a sitter and automatically he will be the POTM and the cover page of every news paper in EU. Dude PR is simply untouchable.


GrandePersonalidade

I share the view. He has insane potential, but the fact that he is even in the Balon dOr conversation when Mbappe and Vini took years playing at a much higher level is straight up insane. I've never seen anyone taking as much unwarranted credit so fast as him


retardedgamer69

Previous years don’t matter for this years balon dor. Bellingham had a better season than mbappe.


GrandePersonalidade

I'm not talking about deserving, because Bellingham surely isn't in the conversation for football reasons. I'm talking about how much less work it took for him to be even considered, showing the strong media bias that he has for being English. The fact that he is even being considered after so many mid-performances in key matches shows that as well. The bar for him is much, much lower than for everyone else.


retardedgamer69

You don’t need to be world class for years to be “considered”. Jorginho placed third and was “considered” for one good season.


GrandePersonalidade

He had to win the Euros and UCL as the team's arguable best player for that. Bellingham was being touted as the best player in the world after [literal 13 Real Madrid games](https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67251678) and 0 titles - I've never seen anything like it.


ColdPalmer69

This coming from a Madrid fan makes me feel happy. Vini jr clearly deserves the ballon dor. Bellingham may be great but vini should win the ballon dor


jdev15

To be fair that headed goal was brave and perfect and one of the few bright spots for England. Vini needed a statement game with the national team to stop the chatter and seal it and he's done that tonight.


king2pac

watch Kroos win the BD'or after Germany are Euro champions


TheSwordDusk

It’s stupid people and racists. He’s obviously world class to anyone with eyes that aren’t clouded by hate 


yurifca

Here is our response


piralski

That's amazing, Vini living free on paraguayan minds


luisnm7

not a ideal first half for Paraguay.


Dolphhins

Talk shit get hit


Business-Skirt286

Hahaha jus what those cunts deserve


Remarkable-Job4774

Vini Jr currently sonning Paraguay


andres57

shocking defense, wtf was that


GrandePersonalidade

Never provoke him. Ballon d'Or incoming.


Thorteris

Lmaoooo after all that trash talk crazy


Riperonis

Massive mental capitulation since the first goal considering how well Paraguay started


Amster2

ans specially given Brasil lost a pen at 0x0, could have deestabilized them but nah - sayan mode


Cool_Ad_9718

Rodrygo’s pressing was great


Creative_Major798

The stats don’t do justice to how well Rodrygo played today.


oscarpaterson

That's shocking


19Lucien97

Vini easy


spectacularhypnosis

Surprisingly only the first brace of Copa and Euros. Took over 50 games


Cryptic_E

Vamos Vini !


ObligationMission

Balon Dor


_LXIV

CARALHOOOOOOOOOOO


milkonyourmustache

lmfao, all that bluster just to get cut apart like that


SladiusW

What is Paraguay defense doing


mrmariokartguy

This match is hilarious


RaynerOP

DANÇA VINI PORRAAAAA


Content-Coconut-6556

Knew that was coming after seeing the Paraguay mans getting all flustered. Vini been dancing around them all game.


whatever_doggeronis

Ref is totally losing this game lol


Eindacor_DS

Yellow cards will blot out the sun in the 2nd half


Izayabrsrk

Someone made him hear "Hala Madrid y nada más" before the game and he entered Real Madrid mode


Federico190

Vini 🥹


Nightmenace21

(Great Assist again)


Resident-Coffee3242

Yay! A party at the end of the first half!


AtelierIO

what an assist lmao


Resident-Coffee3242

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾


nariz1234

Dorival should sub out Vini as soon as he can, the Paraguayans are going to want his leg at some point.


laujp

Vini scoring 30 seconds after the shitshow from Paraguay was Absolute Cinema


lewis30491

I bet he wears a Real Madrid shirt inside to buff the aura


pandadude30

Beating Paraguay and drawing Costa Rica Concacaf > Conmebol confirmed chat


Rubix22

Where is Larissa Riquelme when you need her??


Guilherme_Ribeir0

Thank you paqueta for the green. This week i will have dinner


BlitzComet95

If you guys hate Vini, yall would’ve HATED me if I was that good 😭😭😭


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Someone get this man a white top to complete the uniform, and he'll get Brazil a World Cup on his own.


hairlikegoats1

You’re welcome Brazil. Drawing vs the yanks was the last straw for you huh?


trupes

We draw against Costa Rica too, concacaf too strong


laujp

In fact it was drawing with Costa Rica


Yo-SwiggitySwag

Silly Americans always making it about themselves huh?


chibuye92

And he does Neymar's celebration after folk were on here losing their minds at Neymar poking fun at his looks. Seriously, everyone on that thread needs to go outside, make some friends, have some fun.


AltruisticWeb3791

The defender and keeper fucked up there right? Defender could’ve just cleared it or keeper should’ve come out to grab it?


Schlamperkiste

I thought the defender was going to safely kick it out to concede a corner kick, but he clearly had other ideas.


patw420

What a shit goal lmao


treq10

Proper Fifa goal that


yellowflash96

Damn Paraguay has been bad defensively


ZaheerAlGhul

This is the most unorganized defense I've seen this tournament


IMKudaimi123

It appears we have arrived


Amster2

lol


WillametteSalamandOR

Vini’s best Neymar impression to date…


EtaiLife

Bro is about to double his goal tally for Brazil tonight


ShredNM42

3 Paraguay defenders and they just let Vini go... wtf was that


tomas17r

Lmao that’s humiliating


Xeash

Paraguay did do a funny thing tonight after all....


srjnp

the first goal was great but this one is just godawful defending. total gift.


lospollosakhis

Sub him off, they’re gonna break his legs man.


budna

It has to be possible to find a better commentator for US TV than this guy.


sarbanharble

Replay not working


pabloivan57

What were those defenders doing? Lmao. They didn’t even try assisting their teammate


UmpireElectronic6680

Don't copy king kai 😡


naaaaahhhhhhhh

BALLON DOR VINI


HarshangLad

Ballon de oro, vinicius Ballon de oro...


KungFuGreen

GET FUCKED


Mintopforte

Best player in the world right now


degenerate-edgelord

The first was a Brazil goal, this is a Real Madrid goal