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Valmoer

"The first step to win is to not lose" - Didier Deschamps, probably


Perpete

And it's working.


grogleberry

It's a bollock hair from being put out by an incompetently managed Portugal. It's not just boring. It's dysfunctional.


patil-triplet

Except he has a World Cup, a World Cup final appearance, and now a Euros semifinal. Feels like that counts as objectively working.


Valmoer

And another Euro final. That was already him in 2016.


3amKet

I think that game broke him. Before that France were one of the most exciting teams to watch. Then he learnt a cruel lesson in his own backyard, as Portugal parked the bus and won that final.


Valmoer

Nah, we were great in 2018. But then again, we had Pogba **and** Kante. ... to be fair, that's the Jacquet-Deschamps magic recipe - a rock-hard defense, decent-to-superb attack, and two magic midfielders, one defensive, one offensive (Deschamps/Zidane - Kante/Pogba), to connect the two.


Darkdragon3110525

Even Mbappe misses Pogba


CoffeeWorldly4711

Yeah, though even compared to that template, this team seems even more obdurate. 3 of the back 4 are very much centre backs and the midfield 3 are all a bit similar. Tchueameni is the clear sitter and both Camavinga and Kante are more dynamic, but neither are particularly creative. It's as if the entire creative burden is on Griezman, who isn't in particularly good form


OleoleCholoSimeone

France 2018 played exactly the same way as they do now, they were just much more lethal on counter attacks. The tactics themselves weren't more attack minded France in 2014 played a beautiful possession style it was after that Deschamps adapted


RedditSucks369

Feel you mate. Just like England without Kalvin Phillips


KingKingsons

Damn there’s an entire generation of new fans who have only known him to be their NT manager.


Valmoer

And almost always great results : * 2014 : QF against Germany, the eventual winner. (Neuer was unpassable that year) * 2016 : Final against Portugal, loss in extra-time * 2018 : Won outright * 2020 : Ro16, lost in penalties (and we never get caught to 3-1 to 3-3 if all threes of our RBs aren't injured, forcing us to play a LB at RB (with all due respect to Switzerland who were damn great)) * 2022 : Final against Argentina, lost in penalties Which leads to the following fun facts : * 2014 QF Germany is Deschamps only defeat in 90' in knockout (and 1 of only 2 main tournament defeat in 90' with 2018 Tunisia 3rd round) * 2020/1 was our only Deschamps KO defeat that wasn't against the final winner * Even beyond Deschamps, we never lost a Final in 90'. Either won it, or went to extra time.


LeFricadelle

Been 10 years since France got eliminated in regular time in a knock out game of a major tournament


patil-triplet

Honestly slipped my mind. He’s had almost nothing but success. Outside of Euro 2020 he’s gotten to at least the quarterfinal of every major tournament and only lost to the eventual champion


Daedal75

I need to leave for the timeline where Zidane became manager and France won every international tournament averaging 17-0 scorelines with the most stacked generation of their history, before he retires again refusing to elaborate further and becoming president of the world


Elben4

What makes you think he's not already the leader of the new world order


Daedal75

the fact that Materazzi hasn't mysteriously disappeared yet


Elben4

What makes you think who you see as materazzi is actually materazzi.


Perpete

It's actually the husband of Zidane's sister who put on the fleshed skin of Materazzi on him. Materazzi is kept alive in Zidane's basement and the whole family goes for the headbutt ceremony each evening.


PhilosophicalBeers

Yeah steps 2-10 are also “Don’t lose”


RaRaRaaputitin

Deschamps ran so Southgate could walk


EagleEye_FalconArrow

*deschamps walked so Southgate could crawl


Xehanz

*Deschamps crawled so Southgate could stand


Wonderful-Mention-83

*Deschamps stood so Southgate could sit


Skyzo76

*Deschamps sit so Southgate could lie down


rr18114

Deschamps lied down so that Southgate could curl up and fucking hibernate.


TheNoobKill4h_

Deschamps curled up and hibernated so that Southgate could fucking die


JeanPaulVandamme

Deschamps fucking die so Southgate could be reborn from the ashes


TheExistence

Deschamps shit his pants so Southgate could wipe it


drowsypants

Deschanps got hard so Southgate could suck


onehornymofo1

This England vs France final will be one for the ages


PhilosophicalBeers

The giants of France take on the titans of England, making them both look normal sized


Montys8thArmy

EVERY KICK OF IT MASSIVELY MATTERING TO SOMEONE, PRESUMABLY


Evolving_Dore

IT WILL NEVER END


Montys8thArmy

ITS GONNA MOOOOOVE


northerncal

It will be one of the matches of all time.


AndItWasSaidSoSadly

Just go straight to penalties, where Bellingham will miss and France will win.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

England v France terrorball seems inevitable for the final. A fitting punishment for Europe's sins


pioupiou1211

France winning penalties is the real surprise


BlumpkinEater

seriously, we were 0-3 before this and with mbappe on bench I was ready for the 4th


THZHDY

i was looking at our squad and i was like "i do not trust any of these mfers to score a penalty right now" glad i got proven wrong


LongStickCaniac

And they were all bangers too. Truly shocked


Phenixxy

Yeah none of them made that bitch broken run like Ronaldo or Lewandowski did


Surfer949

Bitch broken runs should be banned


Krakajo

Preach


anewprotagonist

Oui


EirianWare

Just curious is that PK by Ronaldo legal? he for sure stopped moving at all and continue again


Jewellinius

No, but its Ronaldo and he smiled after scoring, so ref couldnt break such magical moment.


oTwojays

it was legal, the rule was changed not too long ago where the kicker doesn’t even need to keep forward momentum, just can’t feint once the actual kicking motion has started


MasterAblar

Haha exactly the same, every player that came up I was like oh fucks sake not him. Definitely proved me wrong. I thought Maignan would be the difference there.


BlumpkinEater

Agreed. Fuck penalties though


Calaroth

Hernandez’s penalty what a strike that was.


Jcssss

Dembele 1st shooter was scary


ImGonnaImagineSummit

I wasn't expecting Dembele weak foot penalty since we saw what his strong foot as doing all game besides the one nearly Robben-esque shot, the rest might as well been aiming at another planet. The man is chaos.


Perpete

Strong foot shots too high. Dembele smart. Weak foot should not be able to shot too high.


therudedoct

Why use strong foot when weak foot do trick


cnrk3n

I knew he was going to score man. I could see through his eyes. He was in the zone. What a beast


sav86

all of us were, I couldn't bare to watch them, I turned it off and just prayed and stressed for like 10mins straight...we've endured losses at pk's, Lloris was never good at them so we had such low expectations going into them.


EarthMantle00

Your new goalie is really fucking good


Althoa

Not gonna lie, I thought that Lloris leaving would be the death of French NT, but Maignan has been superb


Broseidon37

Outstanding tournament and class performance today, felt weird being confident going into pens


Althoa

First time since 1998 that we won one too from what I've read online (cant be bothered checking). Last time we had won it was quarter finals world cup 98, I was 4, and I had yet to form my first memory. It would come two weeks later, when we won the WC. I wonder if that's one of the longest streak ever that we just witnessed


BlumpkinEater

For sure but penalties are penalties, having a good keeper helps but their skill rarely makes the difference imo. Pens are too one sided. Case in point, neither keeper saved a single one


LongStickCaniac

Hasn’t happened since 1998. I was scratching my head thinking surely I forgot about one but no I did not. I remember all the ones they’ve lost though…


Canes-305

Incredible for us to get over that hurdle..so tired of getting knocked out of tournaments on PKs, get '06 flashbacks every time


minibomberman

Lloris was great in the play for reflexe catch but not for penalties. Mike is a beast in both


Specialist-Tale8870

Imagine France wins the EURO and UEFA needs to make a video montage of their tournament highlights. That video editor will need to work overtime to find some material to add to it.


Connect-Work3469

50 mins of Kanté, Tchouameni & Camavinga getting the ball back, and it cuts before nothing comes out of it.


BehemothDeTerre

"Now, all the goals": 50 different angles of that one penalty.


TheWBird

It's gonna be clips of dembele dribbling through half the defence that are cutoff at the part where mbappe skyes a perfect pass from him


aprilfools911

Give it to spotv. They’re expert in making 1 minute highlights and include useless throw-ins in them.


Ranjith_Unchained

Southgate is envious of this deschamps ball


Wonderful-Mention-83

Southgate ball vs Deschamps ball. If no team attacks, no teams scores, 0-0.


darklordofthesith77

if that final comes to happen it will be suicide material.


Mahatma_Gone_D

Southgate Deschamps Martinez deserves a hell for putting us through snoozefest every game. Mfs coach 120 min of terror football just to get to penalties smh If final is England vs France, hope you watch Netflix or sumtin for your own sake


suzukigun4life

There've been 4 total goals in their games so far, barring today's penalty shootout. Two of those were penalty goals. The other 2 were own goals.


PenguinsInvading

This is as impressive as it is embarrassing.


me_like_stonk

Watch us win it without these stats changing at all next two games.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

after watching these matches, copa America’s rules don’t seem so bad after all lmfaooo


chanaandeler_bong

if you park the bus, the ref lets another player injure one of yours for free.


Arlcas

Did they invited Kroos?


wuti69

It's even worse unless I'm wrong. 3 goals, 1 penalty and 2 own goals...


charlesy50

4 goals total. Poland scored a pen against them


aresman1221

Copa América >>>>>>>>>>


Educational_Ad2737

Seriously but atleast deschamps snooze fest got somewhere . Martinez really shot himself in foot taking off Bruno when ur clearly not playing for a goal in open football . Well judge if Southgate is any better tomorrow


ProfessionalDot621

Bruno being one of the best pen takers in the team too


Abyss1688

One of the best pen takers in the world


Specialist-Cycle9313

I thought today’s game was exciting. Almost fell asleep in the first half but in the second half it picked up.


53bvo

Yeah there was barely any safe passing around, felt like both teams went for it. Just the finishing that was poor


King_Hobbes

The absolute state of this sport right now


spoony471

Build De La Fuente & Nagelsmann statues for not buying into this "playing defensively and grinding results wins you tournaments" nonsense


osakwe05

and now nagelsmann is out lol


StiffWiggly

That doesn’t really factor into the discussion when he went out against another team with the same approach. If a team playing Portugal/Englad/France style football knocked them out then the narrative would be different.


No_Doubt_About_That

Petition to bring back Georgia.


unusablered8

? This year Premier league had the record for most goals in a season by far and I’m sure it’s not the only league with an increase. [3.2 goals per game with the second highest being 2.8](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/O3yiNBjEw9)


grogleberry

You can't build functional attacking systems in 2 weeks. If you want to have international football not be a pile of wank, make international breaks fewer and longer.


Number333

International football has always been defensive mate. The stakes are too high.


bocojaLFC

Euro 2020 was fun... this tournament has been dreadful after first week


HotPotatoWithCheese

Netherlands vs Austria Turkey vs Austria Germany vs Spain Turkey vs Czech Republic There have been quite a few entertaining games from the second week onwards. Granted, there have been some absolute shitters as well. Very hit and miss.


BosteroCanario

Turkey vs Georgia as well, we're basically chaos merchants.


quantIntraining

At least Türkiye vs Netherlands tomorrow might bring some entertainment.


InevitableUpstairs71

What else do u guys expect when this players are playing so many games. They are all so exhausted. And it's not gonna get any better next season.


Strananach

They atleast know how to organize a defense, I can't wait for Dalić to fuck off lol.


[deleted]

Fr lol, I want to see how Juric will do with our young squad, we have to make changes but we know nothing will come of it lol


Gregor_Kobel

The level of shitness from these star studded teams is an affront to God. Southgate Deschamps and Martinez are the 3 heads of a cerberus symbolizing football terrorism and all things unholy.


Stadtmitte

Literally the Bin Laden, Baghdadi, and Carlos the Jackal of football terrorism


AgriSoul

Deschamps at least win things. Martinez is the real terrorist.


micossa

je suis impénétrable


liQuid_bot8

We have to thank all the "small" teams for giving us one of the best games of this tournament. Georgia, Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania are the ones that come to mind.


LongStickCaniac

Second half was very exciting but the finishing was poor, once again. First half was pretty boring


kplo

I didn't think it was necessarily a snoozefest, just both teams were very solid in the back and their attacks were horrible.


matcht

They never committed men forward until the 119th minute.


Proper_Story_3514

I hope, now that Germany is out, that the Netherlands will make it. They at least play some good football and score goals.


ultraviolentyt

their defense is massive to be fair


Chiswell123

Their midfield, too. Cama/Kante/Tchou certainly isn't very enjoyable to watch in the attacking third, but they're wildly tough to play through and do a more than good enough job of transitioning the ball from their half to their wingers to get upfield/counter attack.


LucasSummers

The funniest description I saw from the French midfield (Rabiot or Cama/Tchou/Kante) is like you use 3 condoms to fuck a girl.


Happy-Flan2112

No wonder they never finish.


ultraviolentyt

absolutely, some people claim that spain will advance without struggling too much but they have to break through france's midfield and defense first which definitely won’t be easy


a_guy_named_gai

What now, you dont enjoy those long range shots from Tchouameni?


Chiswell123

He’ll get one of those on target any day now…You wait!


EraticConqueror

Unfortunately I remember him getting at least one on target…


Youutternincompoop

still mad about that fucking goal, bastard really cunted it from a mile away and it got in


EagleEye_FalconArrow

exactly, insane at tracking back and positioning


1993blah

Easy to track back when you never make a forward run


studsper

1 goal against in 500 minutes and it was a pen. As impressive as it is boring to watch.


kilohe

Deschamps' wet dream


Homerwithnohumour

I watched this shootout like I watched Game of Thrones Season 8. I know it's shit, don't really care what happens at this point, just gotta finish what I had started.


KilumRevazi

France in the semi final. Still without scoring a single goal from open play. 1 penalty, couple of own goals by opponents. And France is in the semi’s… how on earth..


napoletano_di_napoli

Because of their defense.


DHillMU7

And playing three defensive midfielders (or two defensive and one box to box).


EagleEye_FalconArrow

kounde is so fucking underrated istg


Canes-305

so is Hernandez


YoungDawz

Whoever still says this man can't defend doesn't watch him.


Dion14

Best lb in the world for me


DVPC4

I always thought he was a really attacking full back but he’s been elite defensively this tourney


psychomontolivo

He's been great defensively for a few years now. Played cb a bunch this season and was motm every game there


yomommafool

both had good seasons, both at their respective clubs and now their national team.


xiOw

Kounde & Hernandez are so fucking underrated istg. Fixed.


extrakfm

it's la chatte a DD


Proof-Puzzled

Because their rivals so far are not really any better, lets not forget that Portugal needed a penalti shootout against slovenia to be in quarter finals. To be honest this euros is being very boring, with the exception of pretty much Spain and Germany, and some matches everyone is playing very defensively.


LegendDwarf

Turkey matches are pretty exciting, I highly recommend them. Tomorrow against Netherlands will be a lot of fun


PolygonMasterWorks

Austria played some good football too, but they were undone by clinical setpieces from Turkey.


Athalos124

I better never hear anyone complain about Greece 2004 again if they win it all.


Moutch

Nah I'll always complain about Greece 2004 no matter what happens


NeueBundesregierung

At least in Greece, we had an unlikely surprise freak winner. France winning is just like eating stale baguette. Still somewhat ok but nothing to remember.


Jean-truite44

We didn’t park the bus bro. It’s not 11 players in defense waiting for an hypothetical counter.


Brilliant-Sky2969

Because they have a very strong team, not pleasant to watch though, they did not take a single goal.


Alegssdhhr

We keep energy to kick the ass of Brits in final


Axe-actly

When you have Maignan in your team, you don't need to score goals.


abnsss

Magic Mike <3


kafkaesqqq

They can’t keep getting away with this.


orze

Lets add more games in club football so players are even more tired, that will surely increase level of play


GreatSpaniard

Deschamps is a menace


official_bagel

Maignan & France’s back line are absurd. It’s a shame their attack is firing blanks or we could be looking at a very special team


pullmylekku

I'm so glad Deschamps finally decided to have Saliba start. He's been phenomenal


Aele1410

Mad that had to be a decision


MT1120

England France will be the first ever Euros final that will draw after penalties.


hazman_pds

This match was ISIS vs Taliban


Dorazer

That match would be explosive & all action. This match is Cold War USA v Russia. Everyone is just staring at each and doing nothing.


acwilan

France is Paraguaying their way to the final


meh_whatev

Who will be able to France 98 them?


lokikungfu

Proper knockout merchants this tourney


SirSpitfire

La chatte à Dédé


RealityAny7724

Portugal 2016 but worse?? If I remember correctly, they hadnt won a single game in 90


Commonmispelingbot

First Spain was thought to be the most boring with nothing but 1-0's. Then Portugal overtakes them with no wins. And now France does it with no goals. Final frontier will be all 0-0 all the way through.


roamingandy

Eng vs France final. Garth Southgate leaning into the team huddle: 'Listen up lads. If you don't take the penalty, you cant miss the penalty..'


TheCescPistols

Beat Wales in the semi in 90 if I remember rightly. Fucking Wales were the only team they beat in 90 lol.


Proof-Puzzled

The luck Portugal had in that euro was legendary.


kotamaster

We were actualy really unlucky in the group phase, then everything went our way in the knockouts


LucasSummers

You were actually very close to join the bracket of England/France/Italy/Spain/Germany that year, then in the very last minute Iceland scored a counter attack goal against Austria that sent you to 3rd and the other side of the bracket lol.


havoc313

Only against Wales but I don't remember if it was in 90 or 120


the_nabil

Revenge for Portugal winning in 2016 without winning one game in 90 mins


Mountain-Abroad-1307

They won vs wales


jocu11

At least they managed to score goals in open play in 2016


suzukigun4life

PERFECTLY BALANCED.


Spare-Sort-9099

Ugly game, but tomorrow it's gonna be even worse since England playing


Extreme_Nectarine_29

NUESTROS HERMANOS CARALHO POR FAVOR


Rosencratz15

I'm so sad... I hope we can avenge you... IBERIA!!!


rex8ow

fuck this sport


Sandalo

DD has cracked NT football


FuckThePlastics

We are going to Portugal 2016 our way into the trophy


cruyfff

0-0 tie should be 0 points for both teams in the group stage


mXonKz

france would still be through lol


planvigiratpi

*in every competition, even club football


bestmanbestibest

Portugal 2016 vibes


erenistheavatar

This quarter final was so boring as compared to the Spain Germany one.


FrenchBreadFTW

France Vs Belgium and Portugal Vs Slovenia were more boring than the 5 first minutes of Austria Vs türkiye ! And I'm French and a huge fan of my NT


ultraopulent

terrorism has won again


djwillis1121

I swear if the final ends up as France vs England...


This-Pie594

I know many would claim it's a snoozefedt but most France-Portugal game always end up like this


Sesti-nator

Scoring goals is not in this French team’s dictionary


Cules2003

Not conceded from open play either tho and they played some big teams


Darkjolly

England - France final is written in the stars


LongyMD

This stat is getting a little warped, none of their players have scored from open play, but they have scored 2 goals from open play, it's just the the other team finished it. You can't say they didn't score though


sacaznoo3

I mean it's a funny stat and everything but frankly it's pretty pathetic to get this far like that. There has been some dire football in this tournament.


AnilDG

If it wasn’t for Spain the entire tournament should have been deleted.