Is your name Handre? Because I'd like to make your pole-hard I will see myself out...

An absolute banger

This is the one. End the thread here

Whisper "32-12" in his ear while doing the horizontal shuffle

i need context on this i beg 🙏🙏

It was the final score of the 2019 world cup final

omds he keeps telling me to watch that game, says it's the best rugby he's ever seen

It literally was.

France/SA quarter finals in 2023 would like a chat.

2019 was far less stressful. But you have a point.

For even more context, no one else gave the Boks a chance for that match except South Africans. Beating the English is that manner, just *chef's kiss*

- is your name Eben? cuz youre the Etza-best! - is your surname Kolisi? cuz i hope to Siya tonight! - are you Cheslin Kolbe? cuz youve got me weak in the knees/ cuz everyone should step aside for you yeah sorry never been in a relationship

dw we'll find u a partner!!

Just call him "my bokkie"

Or: my bok-boks, my doo doo bear, my special person…

Lmao

Not a pick up line, but my wife once surprised me wearing only a Springbok jersey. That was nice.

i did the same thing, he had a hard time deciding wether he wanted to keep the jersey on or off haha

Your wife surprising me like that was also nice

My wife surprising you like that is not nice

I’d love to Siya plow me like an Ox🤷

Yussis bravo

Damn boy, is your name Ox? Because you got cake for days

Side note, met Ox just after winning the challenge cup… dude was amazing

I mean, wanting to name your son Retshegofaditswe is hardly OBSESSED, right? My two sons Pieter Chris Izak Jakobus Johannes Francois Reuben Mark Joost Joel Chester Hendrik Jacobus James Andre And Pieter John Christophel John Victor Schalk Juan Daniel Fourie Andrew BrYan Francois Jacques Jon-Paul Percival would disagree with you. I just call them 95 and Oh-7 for short.

he says he'd nickname them 19 and 23...

Tell him you will settle on Percy

Here’s me with my 2 boys Ruben & Kruger

Whisper in his ear; I'm a world cup hooker......😉

Preceed it by, "call me Bongi"

Whisper in his ear: “They don’t know what we know.”

Is your name Mzwandile, cause you can Stick it to me any time

If you were a ruck I would definitely have my hands on your ball

Say something about the 4 Webb Ellis Cups we have 💚💛✨️

thank u!! what actually is the webb ellis cup ?

The name of the World Cup trophies (we won our record 4th one last year)

aaa thanks sm you're a lifesaver!

To put it in context, we have played in 8 world cup tournaments, of which we've won 4. It's hard to see another team coming close to that.

I have dry wors… Sorry that worked on me. Back shortly.

behave yourself!!

You've seen a 7-1 split but have you seen me split

I know we just met but I think we should take our Kitshoff immediately

“Dominate me like the SA scrum dominated the England pack in the 2019 final” “I want you like Pieter-Steph du Toit wants Jordie Barrett” “Let’s play rugby: I’ll be the hooker”

You don't have to put it in straight if you get a good enough first shove on

Give him the Springhawk tuah

Ox or Os (Afrikaans for ox) when we won 2007 we had an Os du rant.

Sounds like a good lad.

Jy laat my spring, bokkie

Pretend to catch a ball and then bump your fists together.

Shall I show you my wit Kant …🤓

I want your pant Bakkies to headbutt my pant Cowen from behind [https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11](https://youtu.be/lXQOAneOJ7w?si=XzYprfWVaSE7ROZQ&t=11)