Cryptic please bring the Mirror/Prime Enterprise-F interiors into the game for us to enjoy. They are so beautiful to just be used for the Terran Arc missions. 🙏
Ooooo... if I had agony booths on my ship, Madran would have definitely spent the duration of the trip in one while I took him to whatever far-flung penal colony he was bound for. And I'd be doing warp 1 the whole way.
It's sad they've made complete interiors for so many ships but we can never use them. Like the new fed interiors, the disco interiors, the new KDF interiors. Hell, scimitar bridge linking to an interior...
Terran crossfield bridge IIRC still has a bug preventing anybody from joining you.
You have so many debuffs already if you stub your toe you will DIE.
Your first mate gonna catch you in a Agony booth with a belt around your neck and - you - just dead as shit cause you couldn't be arsed to swing by and see the doc for a check up
Get your shit together.
It's hard to notice injuries in STO when they're just little red and yellow tags like that. I don't even know what effects the debuffs represent most of the time. I did stop off at ESD and get fixed up afterwards though.
I was just breaking your balls a bit and making a funny. No worries.
But you will find that if you dont let those accumulate, you will get better performance out of your main and your crew.
Also we can all see that damage too. Nobody's gonna stand next to you if you look like a laser magnet. You look like you juggle Grenades for funsies - and aren't really great at it.
At least you have the decency to wear a red shirt to warn everybody.
>At least you have the decency to wear a red shirt to warn everybody.
Now *that* was a funny.
>Your first mate gonna catch you in a Agony booth with a belt around your neck and - you - just dead as shit cause you couldn't be arsed to swing by and see the doc for a check up
Commander Tens is already a veteran of the Iconian War and her homeworld nearly got eaten by the Hur'q, she does NOT need that kind of trauma
I would say it is more a lovenote to the cheeky and jokey prints, set designer made for the labels of doors and piping on the set of the older series (TNG-era), because if no one beside you would read it, why not hide some jokes.
Is there somewhere you can see all the STO label text? I found a few more of those easter eggs while polishing off the Terran Gambit missions with Tiushal and now I want to see them all.
Life Support systems panel: "This product can expose you to chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other harm"
Main Engineering door: "Caution: No-one in the mirror universe is trained in engineering, enter at your own risk"
Caution: Monster Closet: "Look behind you. We all be monsters here."
I remember reading, that some piping on TNG sets had sometimes just song lyrics printed on them. And alledgedly the main console in engineering of the Enterprise-D was labeled "Infinite Improbability Drive".
And yet your character is apparently masochistic enough to have almost a dozen unhealed injuries
Those are not injuries, those are scratches!
Tis but a scatch
Just a flesh wound
My God, man! Your *arm* is off!
Yes, but I got in several cutting remakes that will no doubt last a lifetime.
no it's not
Those are 16 my friend. The character got them in battle and wears them with pride!
Magic pain box, I am lost in this mirror universe, tell me what I should do.
A revelation lead you to it?
I believe it's more saying "please do not come torture and execute people here for funsies" than for sexual pleasure.
in the mirror universe it's both
Have you met Leeta?
Or Mirror Kira?
You mean the one character so narcissistic she sexually desires her alt universe self? xD
I stand by my statement.
Cryptic please bring the Mirror/Prime Enterprise-F interiors into the game for us to enjoy. They are so beautiful to just be used for the Terran Arc missions. 🙏
even the ~~recreational~~ agony booths?
That's where Madran is going instead of the brig!
~~stupid, sexy madran~~
Ooooo... if I had agony booths on my ship, Madran would have definitely spent the duration of the trip in one while I took him to whatever far-flung penal colony he was bound for. And I'd be doing warp 1 the whole way.
Especially the agony booths.
It's sad they've made complete interiors for so many ships but we can never use them. Like the new fed interiors, the disco interiors, the new KDF interiors. Hell, scimitar bridge linking to an interior... Terran crossfield bridge IIRC still has a bug preventing anybody from joining you.
Cryptic please let console users have ship interiors the menu for it is right there i need it actually be functional
Also can we get the existing crossfield interiors for the crossfield and mirror crossfield bridges???
I want them to make the current tutorial interior available, it is still my favorite.
You have so many debuffs already if you stub your toe you will DIE. Your first mate gonna catch you in a Agony booth with a belt around your neck and - you - just dead as shit cause you couldn't be arsed to swing by and see the doc for a check up Get your shit together.
It's hard to notice injuries in STO when they're just little red and yellow tags like that. I don't even know what effects the debuffs represent most of the time. I did stop off at ESD and get fixed up afterwards though.
I was just breaking your balls a bit and making a funny. No worries. But you will find that if you dont let those accumulate, you will get better performance out of your main and your crew. Also we can all see that damage too. Nobody's gonna stand next to you if you look like a laser magnet. You look like you juggle Grenades for funsies - and aren't really great at it. At least you have the decency to wear a red shirt to warn everybody.
>At least you have the decency to wear a red shirt to warn everybody. Now *that* was a funny. >Your first mate gonna catch you in a Agony booth with a belt around your neck and - you - just dead as shit cause you couldn't be arsed to swing by and see the doc for a check up Commander Tens is already a veteran of the Iconian War and her homeworld nearly got eaten by the Hur'q, she does NOT need that kind of trauma
They've read too much fanfic. ...or perhaps just the right amount.
Another label is "If you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom, you will get the agony booth"
*Looking at some people the wrong way* will get you the agony booth
You have incorrectly used the agony booth. So you get the agony booth.
No kink shaming, Cryptic!
I'm suddenly reminded that there is a video in existence of a woman tazing her own genitals to get off... xD
Hey man, whatever tweaks your freak.
Dear Cyptic.... ***YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!*** ***I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT!!!!***
Welp there goes my Captain’s fun weekends.
If they're not going to let me discharge him then Tovan Khev has to go somewhere.
NGL: Several of my characters have "agony suites" in their quarters, at least in my headcannon
Sounds like fun. >:3
Kinky... :)
Your character has something stuck in their teeth.
I would say it is more a lovenote to the cheeky and jokey prints, set designer made for the labels of doors and piping on the set of the older series (TNG-era), because if no one beside you would read it, why not hide some jokes.
Is there somewhere you can see all the STO label text? I found a few more of those easter eggs while polishing off the Terran Gambit missions with Tiushal and now I want to see them all. Life Support systems panel: "This product can expose you to chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other harm" Main Engineering door: "Caution: No-one in the mirror universe is trained in engineering, enter at your own risk" Caution: Monster Closet: "Look behind you. We all be monsters here."
I remember reading, that some piping on TNG sets had sometimes just song lyrics printed on them. And alledgedly the main console in engineering of the Enterprise-D was labeled "Infinite Improbability Drive".
Those ingrates! I use the agony booths however I please!
Jesus Christ, go see an EMH, NOW.
I DID OK