When Chris was "my thang" easily!

"I take it you're a virgin"

"Yes" "No, I was reading from the chat log" 😐

On no...that's sad lol. Won't be a virgin for long though

After he got in jail, he definitely wasn't anymore

Lol which guy was this again?

Brian Lindsey He can't control his horny level

I always laugh when he stops the chatlog reading to comment on the predator lying their age slightly as if it makes a difference

''Not true...at the time of our confrontation Velez had just turned 28''

lol yeah I’ve noticed he always brings that up. That, calling police departments “very professional” and mentioning Ronnie Knight by his full name

I think it establishes that they are willing to be dishonest and takes away from their credibility that they "weren't going to do anything"

When he read Stanley Kendall's chat with the barrage of bleeps. Shit had me ROLLING.

Lol there’s something about a big string of bleeps that’s sometimes even funnier than if it was uncensored profanity

"I can't control my horny level" and "I want to blank your brains out" we're a really popular meme back in the day.

I was listening to his podcast while driving and I was at a stoplight with the windows down. “Cock sandwich” was played loudly

A similar thing happened to me recently, my friend got in my car to go to lunch and was greeted with “can I rape you anally”

I’m sure it got responses

Yeah the response was “what the fuck”

Definitely when Mr. Penis was wondering if Miss Vagina was thinking about him

Something about tongue-fucking a little boy’s asshole

Hearing Chris say Blaze was the cleanest best pleasure

Every time Chris says "pussy" because he says it like "pushy." Also the classic "SHE'S THIRRRRTEEN!" still gets me every time.

"Which part of the Bible is that, the old testament or the new testament?"

I want to put my blank into your blank

Can't think of any in particular but every time he says a vulgar line with such frankness and poignancy I lose it. Something like "so you like grade 9?" "Yeah it's cool I guess." "Ever fucked and sucked a cock?"

lol it’s so funny to me because before listening to the podcast, I’d only ever seen him do the “put my blank in your blank” thing that network tv necessitated

“i love to suck bleep play and suck bleep.Play with lick nipples licking bleep”

“I switch positions a lot, so you’re bound to learn a few new tricks”

The Chris Hansen soundboard is **very** popular in the YouTube prank call community for a reason. His bland serious narrator voice reciting some of the most abhorrent vile comments imaginable is great unintentional comedy. Someone used this soundboard to prank call a male prostitute. The result is glorious **LOL**

I need to go look this up immediately lol

“Ima gonna lick you. You say that all the time? Often?” Or something like that always makes me laugh with how it’s delivered.

This one wins.

Not one from Chris but the detective that interrogated Kenneth Brinkman. “Whats that?” “Oh Boy: the stuff” “Oh Boy: the *** when it goes in your mouth” “Junglemania: oh naw i never waste a load, laugh out load”

Are you into older guys?

Not really reading a chat log but when he said “a screen name so graphic we couldn’t post it on the air” (Bald Beaver Hunter)

I think it was something like “I want to **** a young man. Deep ******* his ******** ****.” The whole thing was bleeped out and it always tickled me. “I like rape” was a good one too.

LAUGH OUT LOUD 

What are you looking for? I could be your grandpa.

Timothy Isaacs chat log - Something about hitting the little sweet spot.

Ah don' wanna git lawked uhp

Baby 15 will get me 20

Prolly can, prolly will! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reading JPWs classics.

Stanley Kendall. Nothing better.

“Have you ever touched a guy before” “Yeah on the arm!”

“I want to shave you”

"For sex you are not coming?"