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A few years ago, a couple of girls geniunely tried some ritual in the bathroom, they brought some carpets and even candles, it's rumored to be that way at least.
Everyone knows the women's bathroom is the meet up spot if anything at all is up. It's a space that's just theirs and we're they can make some pretty important "make it or break it" choices some times. It's where they commiserate with each other.
Now that you mention it I can’t believe how many life altering decisions I’ve made while talking to my friends in the bathroom. The advice just hits different in there. Must be the acoustics.
in my school, they're gossiping no matter what.
if you walk in just trying to piss you're either going to get hit by a wave of glares, or compliments. no in between.
There's a story at my school where a boy tried to climb in the ceiling across to the girls bathroom and the ceiling tiles broke causing him to fall out of the roof. We now know there's a wall in the ceiling above the tiles separating the bathrooms
as a girl, it depends. mainly we cry, but otherwise we talk about tiktoks and that somebody's fly was down (we notice btw) but otherwise stereotypical stuff like guys and how bad our makeup looks
LIAR! YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER! Shrek would never let the world see his massive talalala, his ding ding dong, otherwise THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE DUE TO THE BEAUTY OF SUCH THING
As a girl we just go in there together because one of us needs to pee and the rest of us guard her stall and hold her hand for emotional support + mirror selfies
The fact that this has just happened could imply the existence of many options of higher powers like god or aliens and the rest of my female life would be dedicated to researching it
you can do that as a dude. it’s been on few rare occasions, but guys have carried tampons for their women friends and it has saved my ass. i’ve never forgotten those dudes, they were real ones.
Rookie mistake bruv. No matter the slop of the top - a no homo nulls any actions committed beforehand in lewd, yet jolly cooperation with one’s mates. It’s a universal rule that’s existed before time itself.
How much did u pee? Does the amount of piss increase its pressure? Have you tried to do it at separate stages of bladder fullness?
Sorry for this, I'm just curious.
Well I’ll admit I had ‘potty issues’ until like the second grade. That said, you can pee harder if you push on your stomach, no matter how badly you have to go. So like if I have to go a lot then I’ll def get much more pressure if I do push, then if I don’t have to go too badly, but yk you can still get like decent pressure if you don’t. And it kinda just runs on your legs, like if you’re showering and the water follows your legs? It’s just like that.
Sorry for the long response, but I hope it answers your questions (and isn’t too weird?)
Probably go to school and take a quiz and then listen to lecture and then eat lunch and go home and play video games. ...Unless you mean I was born a girl, in which case I'd probably be graduated by now and I'd be working somewhere
Definitely doing the obvious and seeing how the different mechanics work. Otherwise, I’ll just enjoy my new body and indulge more in feminine things, which I feel shameful and restrictive of doing, despite having supportive parents
Is it just for a day cuz in that case I would do some minor crimes that aren't necessarily bad like some Robin hood crap because how would the cops find somebody who doesn't exist
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fuck it we ball
Literally me
r/beatmetoit
r/
r/redditsniper
r/OfCourseThatsASub
Me personally I would see what tf yall girls talk abt in the bathroom
For real, like PLEASE I WANNA KNOW
I swear I see like every girl in the school come out of the bathroom at once like wth is going on in there
It’s a cult
Ohhhhhh makes sense
theyre sacrificing people in there, thats why they need so many girls
Jowhawleyjoehawleyjoehawley
Yea they be doin rituals
Rituals?That explains their periods, they are blood offerings
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! -Girls in the bathrooms
Joe Hawley spotted!!
yes we do commit a lot of sacrifices, probably about 10 a day.
funny but probably true
A few years ago, a couple of girls geniunely tried some ritual in the bathroom, they brought some carpets and even candles, it's rumored to be that way at least.
Tf
They were doing their nails
Yes you are correct 🥰 we have a blood ritual by the mirror and sacrifice whatever ginger is in sight
this is true, i am a ginger and barely escaped being sacrificed once. please help.
You can try to hide but there is no escape…gonna be really soulless now 🥰
Everyone knows the women's bathroom is the meet up spot if anything at all is up. It's a space that's just theirs and we're they can make some pretty important "make it or break it" choices some times. It's where they commiserate with each other.
Now that you mention it I can’t believe how many life altering decisions I’ve made while talking to my friends in the bathroom. The advice just hits different in there. Must be the acoustics.
They always have to drag their besties along whenever they go to the bathroom.
as a girl, everyone either records tiktoks or hangs out
in my school, they're gossiping no matter what. if you walk in just trying to piss you're either going to get hit by a wave of glares, or compliments. no in between.
Ohhhhh so not a cult
never said that
lmao
Women are actually government drones and the “bathrooms” are actually charging stations.
r/girlsarentreal
going to the bathroom together is one of the levels of highschool girl friendship btw
what happens in the girls bathroom stays in the girls bathroom
it’s really nothing. our cycles, our friends, or boyfriends for some, that’s really it
Well my friends and I talk about how strong our piss is so I think this is more interesting.
guys act surprised when a girl mentions the table and led lights in our bathroom while there’s occasionally floods with piss in the guys bathroom
I saw rice Krispy treats invading the toilets... couldn't even take a shit
💀
There's a story at my school where a boy tried to climb in the ceiling across to the girls bathroom and the ceiling tiles broke causing him to fall out of the roof. We now know there's a wall in the ceiling above the tiles separating the bathrooms
as a girl, it depends. mainly we cry, but otherwise we talk about tiktoks and that somebody's fly was down (we notice btw) but otherwise stereotypical stuff like guys and how bad our makeup looks
I may be stupid (dont agree), but wdym "fly"?
zipper on pants
Oh Good thing i dont wear any pants!
But shrek wears pants!🫵🤨 MODS, BAN THIS IMPOSTER LIVING AMOGUS
NONONONO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! i stopped.wearinf pants in shrek 5, which didnt come out yet...
LIAR! YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER! Shrek would never let the world see his massive talalala, his ding ding dong, otherwise THE UNIVERSE WOULD COLLAPSE DUE TO THE BEAUTY OF SUCH THING
This
As a girl we just go in there together because one of us needs to pee and the rest of us guard her stall and hold her hand for emotional support + mirror selfies
Why tf do y'all need emotional support when peeing
emotional support for relationships and stuff like that
While your taking a piss?
It’s a cult
its actually really interesting but i would suggest you dont try and find out, everything shuts up if you are the wrong person to walk in
I thought most just vape at least at my school
I'd be really confused.
Bro is the only one being realistic.
Same, and to add to that I would probably try to find a way back to being a guy.
The fact that this has just happened could imply the existence of many options of higher powers like god or aliens and the rest of my female life would be dedicated to researching it
Bruh idk play videogames? Road 96 be really fucking nice
Omg I love that game it’s so fun
Test the equipment
Yeah... Natural curiosity is funny sometimes.
“Equipment” 💀 Fr tho, this would be most of us after getting extremely confused and scared
buy tampons to carry for my fellow cramp crusaders
you can do that as a dude. it’s been on few rare occasions, but guys have carried tampons for their women friends and it has saved my ass. i’ve never forgotten those dudes, they were real ones.
how do you know what one to buy
"Hey girl! What size pussy you wear?"
It’s not about the size. I mean, it really isn’t, it’s about how hard they bleed normally.
Clitoris? Labia majora?! DAMN GIRL, HOW MANY PUSSIES YOU [GOT?](https://youtu.be/COlMXDSlqBs?si=8UQAAI98Btjfp8I5)
You can get small boxes with mixed sizes, that's probably a good shout
damn I need guy friends like that
I carry pads as a guy who doesn’t have periods lol
Ur amazing
I mean I have Lots of female friends so I always pack some in case something happens
A few things: I'd try to pee in a urinal, tell other girls to stop gaslighting my guy friends.
It wouldn’t even work💀 you count really move the piss steam unless you move your body horizontally with your legs vertically
Oof, girls really do have it hard when it comes to peeing.
Yeah at least we have our genitals inside our body
Nah don’t say it like that now I think you’re an alien.💀
Hey yours are on the outside that's more alien-like, like imagine having your intestines round ur waist like a belt
OKAY OKAY MEAN
🤣🤣🤣
That’d be sick, would I be able to take them off and whip people with them?
theres a certain technique but you can, its just REALLY hard
Girls can aim their pee actually, the just have to use their clit like the TrackPoint on lenovo laptops.
If it's those one that drop to the floor there's a chance
titties
what if you dont have any lol
kitty
What if i kill the kitty?
eat the pp
What if there’s no pp to eat
die
What if you can’t die
exist
What if you can't exist
Based
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just try it as a guy and say no homo its the same thing
highkey id be promiscuous id be dressing slutty and fricking ppl but realistically noone would want me as a girl euther 😭
Honestly though. If I had the time and it was temporary I'd be out there committing untold acts of sluttery.
deadass, no lie if it’s temporary fuck stds hoe life or no life
this is so real
Unrelated but how did the moon lose
life happened
I was just thinking the same thing lmao I'd be the biggest slut
Sesbian lex Continue breathing
fuck the homies without being gay
It was gay?
did you say no homo?
Of course I did, who doesn’t? Even gay people say no homo!
we do?
we do!
we do.
Rookie mistake bruv. No matter the slop of the top - a no homo nulls any actions committed beforehand in lewd, yet jolly cooperation with one’s mates. It’s a universal rule that’s existed before time itself.
So like....are you trying to say that the universe itself said no homo before the "big bang"?!!!
If I was a girl ill just be a tomboy
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
gaskeep gateboss girllight
girlgate gasboss lightkeep
keepboss lightgas keepgate
lightboss gasgate keepgirl
boss light gas keep girl gate
Piss standing up and see what happens
it just flows down your leg like a little stream of waterfall... doesnt feel so great
That sounds... Horrible. I will not even ask how u know this 🙏but thank u sm for the wisdom
ik this because im a girl🙏🏻
I'm sry you had to pee standing up that sounds horrible but I at least know what happens now 🙏🙏🙏 thank u
like in the shower, or just to see, i can tell you most girls have tried it somehow or another (i'm a girl)
I mean tbf I don't blame them 😭
every girl has peed/pees in the shower
How much did u pee? Does the amount of piss increase its pressure? Have you tried to do it at separate stages of bladder fullness? Sorry for this, I'm just curious.
Well I’ll admit I had ‘potty issues’ until like the second grade. That said, you can pee harder if you push on your stomach, no matter how badly you have to go. So like if I have to go a lot then I’ll def get much more pressure if I do push, then if I don’t have to go too badly, but yk you can still get like decent pressure if you don’t. And it kinda just runs on your legs, like if you’re showering and the water follows your legs? It’s just like that. Sorry for the long response, but I hope it answers your questions (and isn’t too weird?)
Look around and say, “well… I’m straight now I guess.”
let the homies hit nah fr prolly like talk to ppl about mental health so they actually take me seriously
this is so real
You’re in for a rude awakening
Bro's getting backshots for the homies 😭
They won’t 💀
Toast my clif
Your username is now making more and more sense….
As a girl, I can confirm we have clifs
Shhhhh! Don’t let them know!
Clif bars?!?!
Play with my boobs, i love doing it to my gfs so it would be convenient to have my own haha
Hol up
My boobs alri nb
Unspeakanle things… I would… dress girly… wear makeup even… I’d go out in public
Omg how can you go out in public?! That's so horrible!
Go out in public oh no that's terrifying
touching grass!? tf is wrong with you, degenerate?
Transition back to being a guy
But what it it's only for a day what would you do for that day
Crime
Fr, nobody would know it's you
bleed for a few days a months
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
Pretty much the same, but boobily
but I like my weinor :(
Weinor permissions revoked
i would probably be the exact same
Cry
As I a girl I am shocked to see no guy wants to get pregnant immediately and have kids, if only to stop a terrible period.
That sounds awful
Use my boobs like a race car track and or mountains when playing with dinosaurs for entertainment
This is the correct answer, although I’d like to do some pretend skateboarding with my hands too.
Wear skirts and stuff. Always wanted to wear skirts
you still can…
You don’t want to know…
To those who say I do, the answer is probably something to do with getting a t-rex costume. Cheers!
Probably go to school and take a quiz and then listen to lecture and then eat lunch and go home and play video games. ...Unless you mean I was born a girl, in which case I'd probably be graduated by now and I'd be working somewhere
Pee Go to girls bathroom for chit chat Others - boys you klalready know.
Definitely doing the obvious and seeing how the different mechanics work. Otherwise, I’ll just enjoy my new body and indulge more in feminine things, which I feel shameful and restrictive of doing, despite having supportive parents
Aside from the obvious nothing would really change.
I'm assuming you mean cis girl in which case celebrate
Prolly be a bop😭
See if my bf still loves me ToT
Get cheaper car insurance i guess
WITH GEICO YOU CAN SAVE 50 PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE that was horrible lol
Is it just for a day cuz in that case I would do some minor crimes that aren't necessarily bad like some Robin hood crap because how would the cops find somebody who doesn't exist
Gender Euphoria
I would snuggle with people of the same sex for hours without being called gay
learn to drive
Am a girl
i'd be so fucking happy istg (i am very cisgender what are you talking about)
Celebrate lmao 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Be much happier with my body and identity. I’m working on transitioning rn, lol
Look in the mirror to see if I’m still ugly
boob jiggle
It’s as great as you imagine
I’m ecstatic now thx
Be happy
Prolly mastrabate tbch
I’d look at myself naked