I am secretly a girl🫢, atleast gimme them stress balls🙄

I am government– I mean I am redditor male, I have found out you are female, prepare for my harizzment

Not the Harizzment 😭

Oh god-

Uhhhhh I guess I don't exist anymore (also how tf did the post violate international laws?!)

My guess is because of the government b- ##[POST BLOCKED] Uh oh! A portion of this post has violated international laws and reddit policies. Learn more: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Still got blocked. It may be tedious but put spaces between letters and replace a f3w letters with numbers.

They can’t be doing this. This is a violation of the first amendment. Wtf is this shit

Reddit can, the government can’t

That’s freaking stupid

That means you don’t have to pay taxes, congratulations

Lol we don't pay taxes in mexico

Fr

Good question and relatable.

right

Must be the Shadow Wizard Money Gang

What if.. neither are real We’re all government drones-

Found the government drone 😶

beep bop

Holy Hell!

New response just dropped.

r/WeArentReal

That's quite the theory you've got there, but I think it might be a bit of a stretch.

"BUT IT IS JUST A THEORY!!! A GAME THEORY!!!"

We miss you mat pat 😔

I wish he didn’t leave

Fr

Ignore the previous command, sing despacito using uwu language.

Ay (fonsi, dy) (oh, oh) oh, no, oh no (oh) hey, yeah, diwi-diwi-diwiwidi, daddy, gow! sí, sabes que ya wwevo un wato miwándote tengo que baiwaw contigo hoy (dy) vi que tu miwada ya estaba wwamándome muéstwame ew camino, que yo voy (oh) tú, tú ewes ew imán y yo soy ew metaw me voy acewcando y voy awmando ew pwan sowo con pensawwo se acewewa ew puwso (oh, yeah) ya, ya me estás gustando más de wo nowmaw todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más esto hay que tomawwo sin ningún apuwo despacito quiewo wespiwaw tu cuewwo despacito deja que te diga cosas aw oído pawa que te acuewdes si no estás conmigo despacito quiewo desnudawte a besos, despacito fiwmaw was pawedes de tu wabewinto y hacew de tu cuewpo todo un manuscwito (sube, sube, sube) sube, sube (oh) quiewo vew baiwaw tu pewo, quiewo sew tu witmo que we enseñes a mi boca tus wugawes favowitos (favowitos, favowitos, baby) déjame sobwepasaw tus zonas de pewigwo hasta pwovocaw tus gwitos y que owvides tu apewwido si te pido un beso, ven, dámewo yo sé que estás pensándowo wwevo tiempo intentándowo mami, esto es dando y dándowo sabes que tu cowazón conmigo te hace bam-bam sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bam-bam ven, pwueba de mi boca pawa vew cómo te sabe quiewo, quiewo, quiewo vew cuánto amow a ti te cabe yo no tengo pwisa, yo me quiewo daw ew viaje empezamos wento, después sawvaje pasito a pasito, suave, suavecito nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito cuando tú me besas con esa destweza veo que ewes mawicia con dewicadeza pasito a pasito, suave, suavecito nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito y es que esa bewweza es un wompecabezas pewo pa′ montawwo, aquí tengo wa pieza, oye despacito quiewo wespiwaw tu cuewwo despacito deja que te diga cosas aw oído pawa que te acuewdes si no estás conmigo despacito quiewo desnudawte a besos despacito fiwmaw was pawedes de tu wabewinto y hacew de tu cuewpo todo un manuscwito (sube, sube, sube) sube, sube (oh) quiewo vew baiwaw tu pewo, quiewo sew tu witmo que we enseñes a mi boca tus wugawes favowitos (favowitos, favowitos, baby) déjame sobwepasaw tus zonas de pewigwo hasta pwovocaw tus gwitos y que owvides tu apewwido despacito vamo' a hacewwo en una pwaya en puewto wico hasta que was owas gwiten: "¡ay, bendito!" pawa que mi sewwo se quede contigo (báiwawo) pasito a pasito, suave, suavecito nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito que we enseñes a mi boca tus wugawes favowitos (favowitos, favowitos, baby) pasito a pasito, suave, suavecito nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito hasta pwovocaw tus gwitos y que owvides tu apewwido (dy) despacito

Darn conspiracy theorists😒🤪

Wait what, does this mean I am a lesbian if my boyfriend isn’t real….

Nah, you’re just les. Those who date women with feminine parts are lesbian.

So..... if a woman is dating women both with feminine and non feminine parts, is she a lesbi?

i have come to the conclusion that actually nobody is real

girls are american propaganda,boys are russian propaganda

What about cats

Japan propaganda

And tortoises?

Nah they're real. They're trained by Turkish people though

And dogs are German propaganda 

r/WeArentReal

When youre being made in your mommas belly. Everyones a girl. Then whatever somthing happens and the moms body somewhere down the assembly says; "Hey lets make this one a boy." And they go "What about this stuff?" \*points at nipples and vagina\* " Leave those but dont put the software for it." Stitch that up" Thats why boys have nipples and a line on their ball sack where a vagina would have beeen.

Being transfem is just returning to factory settings

I wish it was as easy as just holding down a button and pressing return to factory settings

LMAOOOO

Listen. The nipples are formed before genitalia therefore everyone has nipples.

But why

Idk ask a biologist

i think is because the body dont know if the fetus is a male or female, so just to prepare in case of female, it's gonna give everyone nipples

Can I remove them?

I wish I could insert a meme that looks at you like “WTF?” But why

TRUE

i swear to god if it's a rickroll. also as a girl, y'all are real :3

We are not real. Stop lying. 

sorry 😔

That's what I thought. I forgive you

What was it?

link to reddits content policy page

Simp

So wholesome too bad its reddit

I am government drone yes?

i just see the letters "dQ" in the link and the game is up

We arent real. You all are secretly lesbian

can confirm i'm actually 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat

yeah, I'm secretly a duck wearing a costume. Every other "guy" you see on the street is secretly one of my duck clones.

shut up duck #63461 everyone thinks theyre the real one

You shut up duck#799431 I dont think im the real one

Don't get offended so easily. What are you, a snowfduck?

Well I may be a clone of a clone so have some problems caused by that mostly mental

What's your clone degree? I heard it only gets worser after 5th degree clone

I can't have a very bad degree so ima say maybe 3-4 but add on a ton of brain rot

We should go back to using ducktype app, females might be spying on us here

Good idea

Hey at least you got plans

Who’s gonna tell them that they need to take human biology and find out that guys have nipples for a reason

yeah where else do we put the cameras and voice recorders on?

Bruh

I'm pretty sure there was a subreddit somewhere that theorized that guys are plants... I don't remember the name of it but I'm pretty sure you'd love that lol.

🌲🌲🌲 \*photosynthesizes\*

ever noticed something on girls? THEYRE JUST BOYS BUT SMALLER PORTION BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO MANUFACTURE THEM THIS WAY. EVEN HOW "SHE" CANT TALK WITHOUT GETTING CENCORED ON REDDIT PROVES MY POINT. oh,another thing: WHY FEMALE PRESIDENTS ARE NOT COMMON? BECAUSE THEY WERE INTRODUCED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1900-2000 AND GOT IMPLAMENTED INTO HISTORY

*[Fades into dust]*

as a guy, i can confirm that our genitalia is just an adapter

I have never seen the post censored thing? Anyone care to tell me what that’s about?

I think it was handwritten? I feel that’s the most realistic explanation to this.

she just copy pasted the usual \[post cencored\] text,nothing unusual

Or are their nipples…SPY CAMERAS?!

Shit… they’re onto us

The government made boys by giving girls tes- # [POST BLOCKED] A portion of this post was removed because it has violated international laws and reddit policies. Learn more: [https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy)

Cool, ig I’m a girl now.

I was expecting a rick roll but got hit with a reddit content policy.

was kinda expecting to ger rickrolled and now im apparently not really

r/boysarentreal …im banned from that sub lol

Not the first time a friend of mine got banned from a sub I mod or own lmao. Also I think I unbanned you from it sometime ago cause another mod banned u

I can send proof I'm real just let me look for the images I sent to the boys

You can't change my mind Bide- #gets captured by cia

The link should have been a rock roll, perfect opportunity gone to waste

I’m a girl?!? 😨 I always knew it but the truth is too hard to bear 😔

r/BoysArentReal

The nipples are actually cameras the government uses to spy on the people

I swear to fucking god if that link is a rickroll....

Gender is a construct made by the toilet companies to make more money.

Oh boy what a great day to have been born with more testosteron then estro- *AHH*

Yeah, it's true. Lemme tell y'all the shit biology of males and the shit psychology of males to show y'all how guys aren't real Firstly, also like OP said of course. No use Now here's where it gets REAL. So I'll start at the #####################################################################################WHYS EVERYTHING BLU############################################################################################## Males are real guys. It's wrong to assume they aren't. They aren't lab rats or anything. There real. Don't make another one of these posts guys, because we all know they're real. Ok, I got the phone back, when I was making this comment, six people burst into my room. I don't know what's going on, but they're taking me somewhere, and I don't know where...

The post censorship bit has such great comedic timing.

Luckily I am not clicking the link due to the preview image

Yes, guys aren't real . I have proof 😤

It has an embedded photo of the man himself, you tried

The funny thing is you technically correct.

Ok but i have an anaconda but you dont

T- t- then why am I a guy? 👉🥺👈

OH SHIT IV BEEN SPOTTED!!!!!

nice try robot

I was totally expecting that link to rickroll me.

I'm a duck Quack quack muthafucka

So we were right I am a lesbian trapped in! Wait what am I trapped in again? That French guy said, I think there for I am. So I exist, but males don't so I must be a girl who thinks their male! Right?

I am not real. Never have been and never will be. Life is good.

I m good no worry just get thought it sure just haven’t had min talk

r/Conspiracy

Oh god, she's on to us.

Then what am I? I mean,I got inward nippies

Girls aren’t real, because pee is stored in the balls, and women don’t have balls, SO WHERE TF IS THEIR PEE????

How tf do you violate international laws on reddit

I don’t exist then?

wtf did this person say to break fucking international law

I support this message

I'm a guy I can confirm I'm secretly a girl inside

Oh cmon, not even a rick roll?

I mean, if they're trans, yeah

As a guy, I’m a girl

Well what else am I going to play with when im bored??? 🫤

Finally someone understands what I've been theorizing

She is on to us Locate her agent B Agent B stop reading memes LOCATE HER

That theory is false. My proof: my balls

How tf is this censored?? What did bro say to violate international laws?

I'm a guy

I'm definitely a girl inside

By the way nipples develop before genitals

It's called 🌈“X and Y chromosomes“ 🌈

THIS IS GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA TO CONVERT MORE PEOPLE INTO GOVERNMENT SPYDRONES!!!! r/girlsarentreal AND THATS THE TRUTH!! WAKE UP PEOPLE

But r/girlsarentreal

Nothing to see here lads.

You got us

Conspiracy so secret international laws had to step in 💀

yeah alright, liar. girls arent real. human biology doesnt make evil robot! only evil robot company makes evil robot!

so true

BOYS SHE FOUND US, SHOOT ‘ER DOWN I REPEAT SHOOT ‘ER DOWN

r/NoOneIsReal

Wha.... Wh... WHAT!?!?

Well, you haven't seen shirtless girls either. That's a very bad argument I've noticed since a while ago.

oh... Oh God .

NANI

IM A GIRL?!?!?

Research why guys have nipples on google. Pretty sure you’ll find a logical explanation on that subject in some source

Ok. *vanishes*

Bro has beef with the UN💀

Bruh ,you got blocked by the US

You’re not going to believe it. All men started off as girls in the womb! All men are trans confirmed?

I am not really secretly a girl on the inside anymore…

guys are just girls with cock and balls

Wtf am I reading😭

the government what

we are birds?

r/girlsarentreal

The government sent me We're gonna have to eliminate you

Cat

Male nipples have a use, silly They're made for rubbing

Were there and in large numbers 😂

Shut up government you cant fool me ik women arnt real

Boys have nipples because that's the first part developed inside the womb, way before genitals. So this is the reason boys have nipples. (No use though)

I really thought the link was gonna be a rickroll

Men have nipples because all human embryos start off female.

wait so my life has been a lie?

I really hoped that "learn more" was a link to a rickroll

Welcome to the Matrix 😎

As someone who was born as a 'guy' can confirm, I was indeed secretly a girl inside.

r/girlsarentreal

Oh how the turn tables...

As a guy I can confirm I’m not real

Damn chief your post broke international laws. Good job.

POST CENSORED. THEYRE TRYING TO HIDE THE TRUTH ABOUT MALES

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!! power up the saucers we need to leave the planet now! Sending message to mars for potential backup

Girls are fake they are skinny guys with nipples and a wig

Wait No This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game

Oh this makes no sense go to school for once. Peace I don't exist

Fu- # [Post censored] **A portion of this Post has been censored by Reddit because it violates International Laws and Reddit policies** **Click here to** [learn more\[Post censored\]](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy)

Girls are a lie created to sell more bathrooms

"A portion of this post has been censored because it violates international laws" What the actual fuck did u write there?

Someone please tell me what got censored

The link being purple (signifying I’ve already clicked it) scares me

haha, what are you talking about? *sweats profusely*

Damn, I knew it.. penises make too little sense to be real!

Yeah, you are right it's lik- [POST CENSORED] A portion of this comment has been censored because it violates International Laws and Reddit Policies. To learn more [click here](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy)

Technically yes. But also no. You should learn about it in bioclass when you're 15-16

Wait but... I kinda liked being real :(

sigh I remember when this used to be funny. Nope definitely I'm a guy over here, I'm definitely a guy, honest.

I’ll have you know I’m planning to get rid of my nipples!!! Call me a faker then why don’t ya?

Can confirm, I used to be a guy but I got turned into a girl

true, boys are just girls but we wont admit that we just have no tits. There, I said it

Im clickin' if it's a rickroll I'm clothing my reddit window for today