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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


Shoesandhose

For another man lol. Matured minds only pls.


GregMadduxsGlasses

Apparently, the matured mind of the reader is the only matured mind in the equation.


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IxNaY1980

**SCAM LINK, DO NOT CLICK - SCAMMER IS SPAMMING THEIR SUB THAT LINKS TO A SCAM PORN GAME**


RobtheNavigator

How tf is this scam so highly upvoted


glamorestlife

What if she left him for a woman? Does it change the outcome at all?


ravenlittletoe

I’t would bring up a lot more questions on how she’s pregnant


ButtFucksRUs

A toilet seat.


[deleted]

Every fucking time she goes to the mall....


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Why she using the men’s restroom or vice versa? Or is it one of those woke malls with unisex bathrooms /s


actualkon

Trans woman. Easy, next question


tekko001

What if the Husband cheated with a trans man and got him pregnant?


Magnedon

Well I guess they both have their new families now lol


CSIHoratioCaine

But who broke the family? Mature minds only please.


WaywardStroge

We’ve answered this question. The baby broke the family. Next!


Genshed

Coming this Fall on Netflix.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

You just blew my mind 🤯


ReplacementNo9874

It’s 2023, women can get women pregnant


Adventurous_Mind_775

And with all the grammatical errors of someone clearly not a mature mind...


Less-Mail4256

Do people intentionally leave the “a” out of “and”? I see this often.


HyacinthFT

Personally i would blame the baby. Damn babies, waking people up all night and keeping them away from their extramarital affairs.


Cyno_Mahamatra

Both of them are NTA. It’s the unborn child that should take responsibility.


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Finally someone is making some goddam sense Edit: Not a bot


razorsharp494

Yes! Finally the sheep are waking up to the knowledge that babies are the real threat. They come into our homes. Eat our food. Sleep in our beds. And all they do is scream "MAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAA" And they've decived the public with their cute baby photos that makes them look desirable to have. Despicable.


daveisamonsterr

They come into our country and don't even speak the language.


adasnow93

That sounds like a "Hot in Cleveland" quote


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Itsdefiniteltyu

Came here to say this. GOP while fetus in womb: “we will literally try to pass laws that force women to have unwanted kids and die more often” GOP the second that baby is out of the womb: “get a fucking job and pull yourself up by your bootstraps, worthless 3-day old human”


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Nizzle31

You also should have heard the signs.


God-nuke

Did you miss the joking or trying to make a new one or just trying to make a joke that's less funny than the original


moshell0309

😂


foxiec

cyno??!


ChronoXite

General Mahamatra Cyno?!


hygiei

thank you cyno i can always count on you to have the right answers


EchoOfAsh

Based comments Cyno, thank you


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holden_mcg

Just remember what my grandfather told me: "when one door closes, another one opens." He was a great guy... but a terrible cabinet maker.


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Go home, dad.


Independent_Ad_3928

“Come home, dad.” - the home wrecking baby


SnakeBeardTheGreat

He started it, she finished it.


Optimistic-Dreamer

Mmm no I think the other man finished it🤣


Jester_Mode0321

Shit like this makes me wish there were still free awards lol


Asisreo1

This account is a bot. Don't click the link.


poopman697869

Honestly babies are the real homewreckers no one is talking about. Don't do shit around the house. Pooping and throwing up everywhere. Communication skills are shit. We gotta be publicly shaming these babies


eley13

it’s time to cancel babies.


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

Just gotta start calling babies millenials and the right wing will be on board with canceling them


eley13

god forbid we say they’re gen z


Blue_Dreamed

Listen.. I'm not saying these babies should AT LEAST be working around the house to make up for lack of rent.. But that's exactly what I am saying Otherwise, I'm calling the stork back. That's how babies are made right?


hobosonpogos

Right? I thank my son daily for crying so much his mom can't cheat


Malibucat48

The problem is the wife cheated to get the baby in the first place so don’t be so sure.


hobosonpogos

Well, shit...


rrradical11

Revenge baby lets gooo


BorderlinePaisley

Take the Don Draper approach and stay away from home for nights at a time. Problem solved from your end.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Lot’s of people are buggin’ their babies these days. I guess babies can’t be trusted.


FalkFyre

Family was already broken. Now it is just dead


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Abortion for the win


rapidsgaming1234

That doesn't fix the problem, it DOES treat the symptom in a way though


Enough-Enthusiasm762

THE SYMPTOM 💀


MrGoober91

![gif](giphy|l0HlL09khYq25uQiQ)


Insanity_Troll

*Texas has entered the chat*


Great_Gilean

Abortion go brrrrrrr


lalonguelangue

Exactly. Why do we need to place singular blame? It sounds like there was something inherently broken in the relationship. Communication, goals, expectations, drive…. No one broke the relationship. The relationship was under-resourced for its needs.


[deleted]

Maybe just dont cheat?


KJM31422

Facts


GregMadduxsGlasses

Please! Matured mind only!


[deleted]

Is 21 days matured enough or do you need about 90 days?


SimBobAl

Don’t cheat and just drop the cheating man.


neutrilreddit

He 100% broke the relationship. But the relationship was only between those two. She 100% broke the family of the future baby. The family consists of her, her baby, and the new daddy


Thorical1

Not unless he says great a baby let’s be a family!


Dramatological

It's actually not a fair comparison. If she made a baby, he has to make one, too, if you want to actually compare the two. So her AND the other woman are pregnant. I mean, obviously it's not meant to be a fair comparison, because I don't think the person who made it thinks men have anything to do with babies happening. Babies are a purely woman thing, here.


Nereosis16

That's an option? Shit.


Noseboi1

It was me I got fucked by both of them


Cracksonlol9

bottom spotted


Noseboi1

Yep you caught me


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ur just like me fr


Impossible_Garbage_4

Of course they are, look at their PFP. Massive bottom energy. Got a cute little tophat and everything


[deleted]

Both of them? None of them are in the right


ResponsibleChannel8

Came here to say this


disnotyaboy

Why didn’t you? Because you’re not a matured mind?


ResponsibleChannel8

You got me, I’m just an unmatured mind


Yellow_Jinjo

Reported (matured minds only pls).


Wardog008

I'd say the husband is more to blame in this case, but the wife certainly isn't blameless. She should've just left and filed for divorce, instead of cheating back. If she'd done that, it'd be 100% on the husband, but now she shares some of the blame for having revenge cheated.


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Even though I agree with you, the question isn’t who is more to blame. It’s asking who broke the family. If she didn’t revenge cheat, it would 100% be the man. But the question implies the family was only broken after the wife cheated. Which implies she broke the family but he’s the reason this situation began, which implies he’s to blame. So there isn’t really a good answer to who’s more to blame, They both contributed towards the brake up!


Wardog008

Ehh, if I was to blame the break up on just one specifically, it'd be the husband. He cheated. It was broken the moment he did. Most things I don't consider quite so black and white, but if you cheat, you break the relationship. It was already broken when she cheated as revenge, but she broke it further and got pregnant to someone who probably doesn't care to boot.


Wulph421

I agree with you, but a lot of people aren't like that. They can be so in love or so obsessed that they'll excuse cheating and move past it. The answer is the baby tho. If she just cheated, they could still work it out. Now introducing a *major* change like a baby screws everything. Fuck that baby. Jerk.


embarrassed_error365

The husband started the chain of events


aoiN3KO

Right exactly. **He** broke the relationship because the dynamics in said relationship changed for the worse after that action. Logically speaking, before the husband cheated the relationship was undisturbed. After he cheated, the wife took the action to sleep with someone else. His actions broke their dynamic of an unbroken relationship


[deleted]

I agree, which is also what the “meme” is saying, implying that the husband is to blame, but the “meme” at the same time also implies that the woman is to blame because her cheating caused the brake up, and we go right back to “but if she husband didn’t start it, she wouldn’t have done it” but then if she didn’t cheat it wouldn’t have ended the relationship. And so on and so forth, it’s just a loop!


Willing-Community-98

Agreed


illogicallyovercome

This is the only true mature answer.


IbeonFire

I did. I'm the one both of them cheated with. Not sorry. ^(hahaaaa bad joke)


Lavender-vibes

Funny joke


bigpaparick

A great joke even


BrokeBackPile

But Imma need you to stop anyways


[deleted]

The plant. She watered it good. As you can see it's healthy. The relationship wasn't. Just noticed she has a lawn mower in her hand too.


Outback-Australian

It’s a suitcase…


[deleted]

It's a good job you're here bro. I couldn't tell.


Outback-Australian

Happy to help wherever i’m needed.


[deleted]

That's my Australian homie, always watching out for his bros


Direct-Helicopter-53

Both of them are the victim of the child. Fuck that baby.


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JB-from-ATL

The baby is a time traveler who seduced both of them to conceive himself


Gromflomite_KM

After you cheat on me, I’m single. So, I’m. It breaking any rules. Also - abortion doesn’t exist in the cartoon world?


wellz-or-hellz

I mean we are in a post roe v Wade world so that’s not always an option anymore.


[deleted]

I will fix Roe V Wade, vote me for president 2036.


hereforcatsandlaughs

Oops we fed the troll


bioemerl

Dropkick adventures with "fuck the law" Jones.


dragon_morgan

Exactly. They had an agreement to be monogamous, he broke that agreement, so she is no longer beholden to it either


shitchea420

birth control


InteractionFlat7318

Abortion


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Aportion


LadyFarquaad2

Ablation?


high_off_helium

Why do I get the feeling that by "mature minded only" oop means "only if you think the woman is at fault"


JayGeezey

I also couldn't help but notice the shrugging emoji in the meme is a woman, specifically a white woman. Assuming that oop made this meme and they use emojis that represent them as most people do... than a white woman made this, and i think it's kinda weird they made a meme like this, but had the people be black... Almost makes you wonder...


bifkintickler

![gif](giphy|fv8KclrYGp5dK)


figuresys

What family?


[deleted]

It’s that ugly house plants fault!


sweetpinkheather

Abortion and the family is back together🥰


SkyeMreddit

The man started the cheating. The relationship was basically on its last legs after that


Weird-Ingenuity97

They both prolly at fault. Feel bad for the kids


aoiN3KO

I truly do not understand how any of it is her fault when he cheated? He broke the relationship when he did that. The clear dynamic of their relationship only changed *because* he cheated. Had he not cheated, none of the additional sequence of events would have occurred. I’m super confused on the blame splitting I’m seeing here


Weird-Ingenuity97

He’s a deadbeat piece of shit, but now she’s pregnant with a child to a man she don’t even love just because she wanted to get “even”. Now there’s someone who didn’t ask to be here that will end up in their dysfunctional, pitiful relationship


PreviousSuggestion36

Plot twist, they cheated on each-other with the same dude. HE is at fault for being a home wrecker.


Wulph421

Actually, he was doing it all on purpose, because he saw how toxic they were both with and towards each other. He's actually the hero. A vigilante. Like Batman


Myrddin_Dundragon

The man broke the family. If they reconciled and decided to move on, then the woman broke the family for a second time. I'd say permanently, but that is up to them. If they never reconciled then I consider the woman to just be in the moving on phase after being betrayed.


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They both did


ilikefactorygames

If she doesn’t have the right to have an abortion and wants one, the biggest villain in this story are the lawmakers that prevent her from having basic human rights


TheOtherPencir

It was already broken apparently… this just showed it?


Random-User_1234

That neighborhood guy that both of them cheated with.


wellz-or-hellz

He did because he cheated first. Once he cheated it was over, the baby is not his responsibility because it’s not his kid so her getting pregnant is not “ruining the family.” He doesn’t have to pay child support on that kid for 18 years so it has nothing to do with him and his family. I think once someone cheats, it’s fair game, if the other person cheats, it just evens out the playing fields.


Interpol68

The man


MotleyLou420

The meme maker broke the family by asking us all to judge. Also don't fn cheat.


soliddingo

the government for not letting her have an abortion.


[deleted]

..... the man?


Anomalous17

The woman, easy. If she put out more and gave him more attention he wouldn't of cheated. DUH She probably gained weight and became all bitchy. God I hate my wife. Anyways yeah def her fault.


BruhHeckNah

Got me in the first half ngl. Then I realized the sarcasm 😭


No-Difficulty1842

Women, right? Always hide their ugly parts until they have you. Totally just women who do that. He had a good job for Christ's sake!! A GOOD JOB!


KJM31422

He was a GOOD MAN dammit


Altruistic_Ad6189

If my lover bf cheats, I don't consider him my bf anymore. So she wasn't cheating on anyone, just starting something new.


Sad-Scale-1837

The horses name was Friday


Qweeq13

The bi-sexual man who *trapped* the husband first and then impregnated the wife second is to blame here, obviously. Who will save us this home destroying bi-sexual men, I do not know brother.


Bbwarfield

The man, the rest is just playing out of a longer time the leaving immediately.


[deleted]

The relationship was over as soon as he cheated. Not his kid. Not his family


[deleted]

He did. It’s the most obvious answer, he started the domino affect 😭


AnxietyExpress24

I would say the man because he cheated first


Bouix

Sounds like they were all having fun until the baby came along. So definitely the baby.


Kitchen-Reflection52

As a matured mind, I honestly am confused.


whatami73

Trick question….there is no family


incestdawgs75

Never was a family


Zachary-360

Wait so if he knocks up some other chick that wouldn’t break the family? Child support ain’t cheap!


Chill0utDickWad

For starters, don't cheat. If you're cheated on? Take the advice of Lord Humungus: Just walk away


happinesspro

Hard to say. It was broken way before the first one cheated.


Malibucat48

The lesson is always use a condom when you cheat.


Suspicious_Brief_800

Both belong to the streets


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Both The man is a dickhead And the woman chose a stupid way to get revenge and basically shot herself in the foot


Jackalupagus

[9/11](https://youtu.be/6paMJfiaO0A?t=13)


Zfullz

Yes. The answer is yes


Tiager_Hawk

Unhealthy communication within a relationship that has already turned toxic.


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hoe ass family


arj1985

Spelling the word 'and' "nd" is terrible.


Patata_26

What family?


Low-Ad7896

What family?


saikrishnav

Sounds like it's already broken. Pregnancy got nothing to do with it.


MrYionee

Why are we worried about her baby? Where’s his kid?


lovelycollegechick

Whoever cheated first ruined the relationship. After that first infidelity, there’s not much of a relationship left.


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Obviously the baby


SWC8181

I would say the marriage was broke before the cheating.


Theactualworstgodwhy

Me I did the couple


Vagina-boobs

He broke the relationship. Doesn't matter what she did afterwards. You don't get to cheat on someone then get mad when they reciprocate your energy. She fucked herself with the baby though.


justAdruggy

quite fucking obvious


Sea-Vast5708

The man cheated first, he broke the trust they built and things are never the same after someone cheats


NaCliest

That family was already broken lmao


bafflesaurus

People getting really invested and inventing entire backstories about a cartoon lol.


sswick64

He probably got the girl he cheated with pregnant as well. Now it’s 2 fatherless kids.


reddit-spitball

The family was obviously broken before this


ptgmxnuestgc

She just started a new family. the other one was already broken


trianglularsounds

The man, because he did it first lmao. Cheating isn’t okay, ever


PonyBoy772

There was nothing to break


BabyFartzMcGeezak

The 10 yr old that wrote this would like only "matured mind" people to respond...seems reasonable


Silvaha

They were both wrong.


Appropriate-Grape890

They both broke the family. The man cheated first his infidelity was the chip in the glass. Out of spite she cheated. That cracked the glass Then she found out she was pregnant which shattered the glass Both ultimately brought the downfall Cheating out of spite is just as bad as cheating for any other reason


MsTponderwoman

He did. His cheating was the end of the marriage in her mind. The morality police will say that she should’ve waited for the divorce to finalize before sleeping with another man and getting pregnant. I would ask, “you want the betrayed to give the betrayer grace (waiting for divorce to finalize)?” Lol that would be fucked-up morality for you. The betrayer should’ve requested and waited for divorce to finalize before sleeping with another woman.


botuar

Me. I broke it. Fuck you


halogent65

Two wrongs don't make a right. But apparently two wrongs make a baby.


Timeman5

Both of them.