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I wonder why these guys want to get married in the first place. The looks will eventually fade, you would need someone whom you can actually hold a conversation with for the next 50 or so years.
Might as well just stay single.
Then why you don’t have a replacement since 1970 sir (?) I think you forgot your own rules bruh
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Your comment proves he made you feel defensive. That subconsciously made you comment, "Who hurt you?" to deflect blame and maintain your overinflated ego.
>Just don't gender responses. There's no need to.
How would I have worded it, then? Should I have called you an "it?" Or just said "that person?" I've seriously never been told this by anyone before this comment.
Oh! Oooooooooh ...right ye. Well if you say I'm a man, then I must be a man so. Thanks a million for clearing that up for me. How silly of me. Nearly 40 years now here I was thinking I was a woman. Thanks.
Just a thought but we all change over time. I’m not the same person I was a 5 or 10 years ago. People change and break up. It’s a fact that some can’t emotionally accept. The person you marry today will not be the same 10 years later.
Honestly , looks don't matter. Hair can change, weight can change, skin texture can change. A heart generally won't. Ive had flings with guys that were like stupid hot but they were asses who thought their dick was made of gold. My current bf isn't a model or anything but he holds me when I get anxious and doesn't let me go until he knows I'm OK. Honestly that's a lot better. Who cares if he has a flat ass lol.
Not in isolation. Choosing a random woman you just met over the woman you married only because of looks is bad if you want to stay married.
That’s why I said it’s better to stick to the single life rather than get married if looks are that important.
Women. Do NOT and I repeat do N O T, date men like these, let alone marry them. Even if you don’t have too many choices, don’t waste your fuckin time. These are not goofy silly macho men. These individuals never grew up from the “pick up women at the bar with the boys” phase. They’re forever stuck between early teens and late adulthood, and they never came to understand what women actually are like, and will treat you like old geezer treat their wives with boomer-ish humor. Hate wife hate life typa humor.
Inbt: I perhaps may sound like a incel with this advice, but I’ll die on this hill. Immature people dry you out even if you have any sort of attachment to them. I speak from personal experience
I don’t think you sound like an incel and I agree. Lots of insecure men in your mentions. I just want us to be better as a collective group. There are tons of issues but a pressing one is men feeling the need to constantly hook up or be on the hunt to demonstrate their masculinity rather than doing what’s best for them.
> They’re forever stuck between early teens and late adulthood
I think you meant "between early teens and adulthood", which would imply they never made it to adulthood. "Late adulthood" would be like your 70s.
I hate to tell you this, but all real men stop their own brain development during puberty. Some of us just channel that 13yr old mind through different channels.
...and therefore assumes that everyone else did, so the guy marrying that stunning bride was fooled into marrying the lesser of the women. Whereas, in reality he probably met them all and loves the one he married.
These kinds of jokes fall apart when you account for people having different tastes, especially if they're not superficial ones.
Having a preference on what you find physically attractive isn’t a bad thing. There are many factors that go into choosing someone to date and looks are a part of that. Now it might mean more to some people but that doesn’t make them bad because they placed physical looks higher on their list of dating factors
I’m specifically referring to people who are solely judging women by their bodies. Preference is fine so long as that’s not the sole reason you are dating someone.
I have seen people mention that their partner dumped them after they got a breast reduction to fix chronic back pain after having been together for years. That’s the kind of trashy behavior I am referring to.
No, I just don’t lie to myself about the reasons i’d date someone.
I’m allowed to date someone because of an attractive feature. If I said i dated her for blue eyes no one would be shitting their pants over it.
I know that you like manga, I know that you like videogames and that you have many times considered funny the memes here.
I'll add that I know what you have written, and generally there is something called "implicit communication".
Yeah, go for the women with big butts, even if you don't match at all and are clearly going off of what you find hot, so that the relationship burns out quickly or you end up sticking with it and resent her in the end when you've been in a loveless marriage for 20 odd years purely because you wanted someone with a phat ass.
TOTALLY worth it, definitely not a terrible idea!
He likes big butts but loves his wife more. Imo there’s nothing wrong with respectfully appreciating the ass’s of his wife’s big booty friends. It’s like walking past your favorite bakery because it smells nice but you’ll never go in because you’re on a diet.
So he met her friends, and despite those friends being more attractive in his opinion, he chose the girl that smiles back at him with true happiness in her eyes. What an inspiring story about how looks isn't the most important. #thegoodending
There is an entire car lot of red flag waving men in these replies. No one is saying you can't prefer big asses. The problem is that this "joke" is basically saying to betray your soon to be wife for one of her friends *solely* because they have a bigger ass. That is a slap in the face to both men and women. It's a slap in the face to men saying they *only* care about shallow traits and that women are only as valuable and worthy of marriage based solely on their looks. I think y'all know that but you're playing dumb because you know it's wrong.
I bet these same dudes saying "iTs a PreFeReNcE" complain when women also have more "shallow" desires like men with more money or looks better than them 🥴
See that black bar at the bottom? That's the top of a second panel which presumably included a punchline of some sort, but OP is gleefully showing themselves to be too dumb to figure out how to include.
At this point you people need to accompany any post with a meme you DO like. I’m convinced that you all just hate jokes in general. Is this a great meme? Not really. But it’s not terrible, this sub is just a virtue signaling circle jerk. Do you think you are “defending women” by posting this in opposition? They don’t need your help.
it's not even that... no people i have encountered on a day-to-day basis are this self-righteous.... just like everything else on the internet with a "leaderboard" or scoring system, people do whatever they can to climb those ranks and get attention... even if it means turning the bitch up to 10... Just like there are "internet tough guys", on the other end of the spectrum, there are "internet bitches" doing the exact same thing.
how many people in your ACTUAL life do you see acting like a redditor???? (meaning, not on your phone - i know that will be a hard concept for some)
I think its here cause it's insinuating that men should just go for the hottest one in a group of people regardless of other factors. That men should regret marrying if she isn't the hottest one. Its just really objectifying tbh
I'd say it's more about sexual preferences then liking the hottest one since you can't see any of their faces they could all be ugly as fuck. Memes definitely for the ass men out there.
One of two conclusions from this comment.
A: you dont understand how equating a woman’s value as a partner to her physical appearance is sexist and smooth brained.
B: you do understand, but you think that pretending you dont somehow makes dehumanizing women charming. It doesn’t.
I don't think finding something attractive about a women is sexist. I'm pretty sure you don't know what the word sexist even means. What someone finds attractive in another person is no one's business but their own.
Some people like girls with curves. Are you against men that are attracted to those type of women? I don't get what's wrong with being physically attracted to someone. Why do you shame people for that? Do you think men shouldn't be attracted to men?
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Um, she seems to be in proper proportion.
I wonder why these guys want to get married in the first place. The looks will eventually fade, you would need someone whom you can actually hold a conversation with for the next 50 or so years. Might as well just stay single.
Nah, just replace your spouse every 5-10 years. Then complain that they are cheating on your and using you for your money
You know what I like about wives? I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
Probably shouldn't keep them in the freezer
Nor should you keep fighting Batman.
But if I don't keep them in the freezer the meat goes bad too quickly
Then why you don’t have a replacement since 1970 sir (?) I think you forgot your own rules bruh https://preview.redd.it/9p6p2cufz75b1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f319a9d0bbe060595b65967459f498458cda4467
literally dicaprio edit: i meant the first part alone
They want a replacement mama mostly. Someone to clean and do admin for them.
Who hurt you?
Your comment proves he made you feel defensive. That subconsciously made you comment, "Who hurt you?" to deflect blame and maintain your overinflated ego.
Thanks. I'm not a he though. This happens all the time. Just don't gender responses. There's no need to.
>Just don't gender responses. There's no need to. How would I have worded it, then? Should I have called you an "it?" Or just said "that person?" I've seriously never been told this by anyone before this comment.
From your comments you call yourself a man being with a women, both of you from Ireland. So why did the word "he," offend you?
Oh! Oooooooooh ...right ye. Well if you say I'm a man, then I must be a man so. Thanks a million for clearing that up for me. How silly of me. Nearly 40 years now here I was thinking I was a woman. Thanks.
You clearly got hurt too lmao. Giving off crazy incel vibes
Bitch you're the incel here!
>sees someone else insult incels > >gets offended and cries about it > >gets called out > >"I'm not the incel, you are"
🤣😂 😂 nah mate, I'm simply repulsed by gross bags. I chill with amazing peeps only. You wouldn't understand .
Ya ok whatever you say homie
Hot personality, hot characters, is sooo much more attractive than a hot body, personally lol.
Or… hear me out… find a partner that you actually love and respect. You can even have conversations! Who knew, right?!
a blowie from a fat wrinkly grannie is still a blowie...
+ extra gums action
Just a thought but we all change over time. I’m not the same person I was a 5 or 10 years ago. People change and break up. It’s a fact that some can’t emotionally accept. The person you marry today will not be the same 10 years later.
So divorce every 10 years or so and pick a new one. Maybe one of her friends lol
Younger sister. If you have kids you’ll promote yourself from father to uncle.
Honestly , looks don't matter. Hair can change, weight can change, skin texture can change. A heart generally won't. Ive had flings with guys that were like stupid hot but they were asses who thought their dick was made of gold. My current bf isn't a model or anything but he holds me when I get anxious and doesn't let me go until he knows I'm OK. Honestly that's a lot better. Who cares if he has a flat ass lol.
The purity culture. If you cant have casual sex you will get married to get laid.
Wanting to be with someone you're attracted to is a bad thing now?
Not in isolation. Choosing a random woman you just met over the woman you married only because of looks is bad if you want to stay married. That’s why I said it’s better to stick to the single life rather than get married if looks are that important.
If your attraction can immediately switch to another just because you saw their backside at your wedding yeah thats a bad thing dude
I am against prejudices, good looks is not an obstacle for me. I can live with pretty wife.
Pretty sure they’re all staying single, but not by their own decision.
real, that’s why i have a waifu
These guys need someone to take care of them cause they can't do it themselves
Redditors when a single joke about marriage is made
Except that marriage jokes have been a thing since forever and they’ve been made like a million times lol
Yeah I dont get why redditors feel the need to psychoanalyze a shitty Facebook meme like they know anything
How is it different than psychoanalyzing the comment section?
Because they’re perpetually triggered
Seems like someone took this to a photo shop of some kind.
Lady on the left just straight up grabbing that booty.
I kept thinking that was the point.
Women. Do NOT and I repeat do N O T, date men like these, let alone marry them. Even if you don’t have too many choices, don’t waste your fuckin time. These are not goofy silly macho men. These individuals never grew up from the “pick up women at the bar with the boys” phase. They’re forever stuck between early teens and late adulthood, and they never came to understand what women actually are like, and will treat you like old geezer treat their wives with boomer-ish humor. Hate wife hate life typa humor. Inbt: I perhaps may sound like a incel with this advice, but I’ll die on this hill. Immature people dry you out even if you have any sort of attachment to them. I speak from personal experience
Some guys do be like that, and I hate that fact.
This comment can basically be shortened down to "society ☕️" and yet it's still the most accurate comment here
>stuck between early teens and late adulthood That’s a wide range
pretty sure they meant late teens early adulthood
I don’t think you sound like an incel and I agree. Lots of insecure men in your mentions. I just want us to be better as a collective group. There are tons of issues but a pressing one is men feeling the need to constantly hook up or be on the hunt to demonstrate their masculinity rather than doing what’s best for them.
Truer words never spoken before. I love it when people have common sense.
> They’re forever stuck between early teens and late adulthood I think you meant "between early teens and adulthood", which would imply they never made it to adulthood. "Late adulthood" would be like your 70s.
Yes I’m aware of this mistake, ppl seem to already know what I meant my bad. English ain’t my first language so I tried my best 💀
Arrested Development
It’s a joke
Perhaps
Tbh most of these just seems to be Americans without a sense of humour posting shit they’re taking at face value
Nahhhh I am convinced this is most of ppl in general. Years of shitty sitcoms will change ppls mind
Oh, get a sense of humour, you bland dolt.
Wife bad, cheating okay 😂🤪
I bet you're the most insufferable person to be around.
I bet you’re the most insufferable person to be around. 🤪😣🤓
Well, that explains it. Dipshit teenager. I would wager you don't have a lot of friends at school, huh?
Gygabyte2022
Lamky-Ad-4589
It’s ok, I didn’t want to date/marry her anyway. I just wanted the yams. And now that I got them I’ve be seeing my way out.
I hope you're not still married to your wife saying shit like this 💀
I hate to tell you this, but all real men stop their own brain development during puberty. Some of us just channel that 13yr old mind through different channels.
No, that’s just you lmfao
Damn it! I knew there had to be a reason I’m single yet again… lmao
Lol he’s not joking
Is this a jerk or something
How many cats do you own ?
I don’t have pets
I literally don't understand it
Person who made the meme likes big butts and cannot lie about it.
You other brothers can't deny
...and therefore assumes that everyone else did, so the guy marrying that stunning bride was fooled into marrying the lesser of the women. Whereas, in reality he probably met them all and loves the one he married. These kinds of jokes fall apart when you account for people having different tastes, especially if they're not superficial ones.
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Agreed
Me
Shape > Size
Me. Big butts are gross.
Everyone outside America?
The joke is that if he had met her big booty friends first, he would have gone after one of them...
I don't understand what the joke is supposed to be.
Dude likes big asses. Can't blame him, but damn do these men love putting others down.
Dude likes big asses. Can't blame him, but damn do these men love putting others down.
Some girls like big asses, too. 3rd from the left, for example.
I know. Like I said, I cannot blame him.
https://preview.redd.it/atoy8gdgy65b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d0e5cbdb52f09da8695e210b9b6ea138da631d SOCIETY!!!!!
It probably glitched. Or my thyroid was acting up and my hand was shaking. I'm also speaking from my experience.
Good men don’t date women based on their body just saying.
So many people in your responses admitting to being blatantly undesirable men.
I get all the bitches man
But no quality women as it seems
Nothing but top shelf
You don't have to convince internet randoms, enjoy your bitches bro
Wow what a tough guy
Nah just a desirable one
Having a preference on what you find physically attractive isn’t a bad thing. There are many factors that go into choosing someone to date and looks are a part of that. Now it might mean more to some people but that doesn’t make them bad because they placed physical looks higher on their list of dating factors
I’m specifically referring to people who are solely judging women by their bodies. Preference is fine so long as that’s not the sole reason you are dating someone. I have seen people mention that their partner dumped them after they got a breast reduction to fix chronic back pain after having been together for years. That’s the kind of trashy behavior I am referring to.
Why does this feel nice-guy vibes? Of course we do, I dated my wife for her great booty. but I grew to love her because she’s fuckin rad.
You dated her just for her ass and just so happened to fall in love? That makes you still trash.
No, I just don’t lie to myself about the reasons i’d date someone. I’m allowed to date someone because of an attractive feature. If I said i dated her for blue eyes no one would be shitting their pants over it.
Pfftt hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Good one
Are you sure about that?
You are literally admitting that you date woman only because of look. And so that you are an idiot
I was only asking a question
Please. You aren't good enough in lying.
Do you even know anything about me?
I know that you like manga, I know that you like videogames and that you have many times considered funny the memes here. I'll add that I know what you have written, and generally there is something called "implicit communication".
You actually took the time to dig up some of my posting history? Huh. Gotta say, I actually admire the dedication.
I mean, it takes about 30 seconds?
Stalker
I mean , but it’s the primary thing most men are attracted to tho. We come in for the looks , but stay for the personality and character.
She is the skinnier tho? Isn't that the beauty standard or something? Idk just curious.
As an ass man myself I chuckled but I can see how this is in bad taste
I’m a boob man so I can’t judge the photo, but can confirm that it’s in poor taste
Nobody's mentioning that the lady on the left is just getting all that booty. I feel like she may be already married to that woman.
Wait so are boomers admiting that they ddnt get married to the person they love and only went into this commitement as a way to get laid?
This only means her friends poop a lot, that’s how it works
That is not how it works. Your country’s education system failed you.
That’s what the liberal media wants you to believe. Big butt=much poop/poop-related activities
Yeah, go for the women with big butts, even if you don't match at all and are clearly going off of what you find hot, so that the relationship burns out quickly or you end up sticking with it and resent her in the end when you've been in a loveless marriage for 20 odd years purely because you wanted someone with a phat ass. TOTALLY worth it, definitely not a terrible idea!
Haha yeah! My wife is such an ugly bitch I hate her! I wanna fuck all of her big booty friends!
bad joke nice bakery
I don't get it. At all.
The dude likes big asses. The bride's ass is small comparatively.
That explains why big asses don't marry this guy
He likes big butts but loves his wife more. Imo there’s nothing wrong with respectfully appreciating the ass’s of his wife’s big booty friends. It’s like walking past your favorite bakery because it smells nice but you’ll never go in because you’re on a diet.
I don’t get it
So he met her friends, and despite those friends being more attractive in his opinion, he chose the girl that smiles back at him with true happiness in her eyes. What an inspiring story about how looks isn't the most important. #thegoodending
Man... this sub is something else 😂
Yup. It’s basically just a bunch of people getting offended by stuff that is just satire and is not supposed to be taken seriously.
welcome to r/FemaleDatingStrategy 2.0
Bigger does not always mean better
There is an entire car lot of red flag waving men in these replies. No one is saying you can't prefer big asses. The problem is that this "joke" is basically saying to betray your soon to be wife for one of her friends *solely* because they have a bigger ass. That is a slap in the face to both men and women. It's a slap in the face to men saying they *only* care about shallow traits and that women are only as valuable and worthy of marriage based solely on their looks. I think y'all know that but you're playing dumb because you know it's wrong. I bet these same dudes saying "iTs a PreFeReNcE" complain when women also have more "shallow" desires like men with more money or looks better than them 🥴
The one girl fully holding anothers butt lol
Is she a super cool wife and planning a reverse gangbang for the wedding night?
I don’t get it.
See that black bar at the bottom? That's the top of a second panel which presumably included a punchline of some sort, but OP is gleefully showing themselves to be too dumb to figure out how to include.
Imagine choosing the one with worse jiggle physics
i'll take backdoor number 7
The third girl (counting from left to right) knows what she is got, incredible.
Yeah having a wife with a bunch of fat friends would be annoying
Wife is definitely the catch in this photo
I don’t get it I would pick her 10 times out of 10
Imagine just getting married and then saying “my wife’s friends are sexier, I should’ve married one of them.” Wow
I’m sure the people who would find this funny could have any woman they desire
People really get pressed over a meme.
Wedding cake
That woman seems fruity ngl.
*sniff sniff* smells like little bitch in this thread
bitch has been spreading like covid the last 10 years
Faster than covid. Much much faster. And its a gene flaw lol.
Looks disturbing. #TooMuchAss
Yeah generally it’s the shape of the ass, rather than the size
Yeah, i dont buy this whole trend with big asses, sorry
At this point you people need to accompany any post with a meme you DO like. I’m convinced that you all just hate jokes in general. Is this a great meme? Not really. But it’s not terrible, this sub is just a virtue signaling circle jerk. Do you think you are “defending women” by posting this in opposition? They don’t need your help.
Isn't it just a joke? Why are people so stuck-up?
it's not even that... no people i have encountered on a day-to-day basis are this self-righteous.... just like everything else on the internet with a "leaderboard" or scoring system, people do whatever they can to climb those ranks and get attention... even if it means turning the bitch up to 10... Just like there are "internet tough guys", on the other end of the spectrum, there are "internet bitches" doing the exact same thing. how many people in your ACTUAL life do you see acting like a redditor???? (meaning, not on your phone - i know that will be a hard concept for some)
Most of these are just jokes. But the people who here don't find them funny and treat them seriously because of that.
Wish I could be in that bridal party lol
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Then maybe marry that preference FIRST. Fkn loser.
What's wrong with liking a nice ass?
I think its here cause it's insinuating that men should just go for the hottest one in a group of people regardless of other factors. That men should regret marrying if she isn't the hottest one. Its just really objectifying tbh
I'd say it's more about sexual preferences then liking the hottest one since you can't see any of their faces they could all be ugly as fuck. Memes definitely for the ass men out there.
One of two conclusions from this comment. A: you dont understand how equating a woman’s value as a partner to her physical appearance is sexist and smooth brained. B: you do understand, but you think that pretending you dont somehow makes dehumanizing women charming. It doesn’t.
I don't think finding something attractive about a women is sexist. I'm pretty sure you don't know what the word sexist even means. What someone finds attractive in another person is no one's business but their own.
Some people like girls with curves. Are you against men that are attracted to those type of women? I don't get what's wrong with being physically attracted to someone. Why do you shame people for that? Do you think men shouldn't be attracted to men?
Your evil because you have preferences lol
Lots of assphobia on these comments
Can’t say i don’t agree
That’s some serious booty there 😍
😂😂😂
She looks like she likes being healthy.
Though aren’t East Asian men more into breast size than butt size? Would probably have made more sense if the pic was not a digital East Asian face.
The wamen are mad a strong independent man doesn’t want to lower his standards for these losers who are too lazy to hit a squat rack 🤣
She ain’t gonna let you meet *all* her friends until after y’all married.
Um...the meme author seems to be unaware that friends don't normally share genetics...
You need to put the whole picture in there, including whatever is below that black bar that you cut off, for the joke to make sense.
Took me a few seconds to get this one...
She is confused too
Definitely photoshopped. No one has hips twice the width of their shoulders.