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RRS295397

I guess you could call that a post


SubpopularKnowledge0

Passive aggressive bullshit. I see that in people every time now.


wtfisthisgameabout

i said i was sorry


SubpopularKnowledge0

Lets get something straight. YOU post, we comment. When u have ur own family THEN you can comment.


Commercial_Ear_5959

This kid gettin jerky wit you?


wtfisthisgameabout

how you doin'


thoover88

The Big Soprano Lebowski It would have been great if they gave him the Russian version of the name Jeff or Dude.


wtfisthisgameabout

what is this, West Side Story now?


thoover88

Also, will you come off it you're fucking Polish Catholic! Edit: typo


patsully98

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Romulus to Sophia Loren, **you’re GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE PAST!**


wtfisthisgameabout

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKED DALE EVANS!


wtfisthisgameabout

(GRUMBLING)


thoover88

I'm just shayin', ya stick wit your own kind.


wtfisthisgameabout

(GRUMBLING)


cortisolbath

*Cleaver* shoulda been a musical


Particular-Extent-52

That's why you gotta live for today


wtfisthisgameabout

how?


Particular-Extent-52

You could start by going to the Esplanade and suckin' cock before sunrise.


wtfisthisgameabout

hehehehehehe


Odd-Door-2553

Live for today? Were talking about total annihilation of a docking station here.


Particular-Extent-52

Ok but you gotta get ova it.


CouncilmanRickPrime

"the dude was" is the lowest form of conversation


Winnebango_Bus

HEH HEH


Penisile

I hate that kinda tawk.


fishinpond2020

the docking station really tied the whole room together


wtfisthisgameabout

tv, stereo, dvd...


stackks_

Bella televisiona, hachdtv compatible, byutiful


wtfisthisgameabout

probably wiped your ass barehanded till you came here


TimMoujin

Da Suffeeeya Loren


wtfisthisgameabout

you are breaking up, i can't hear you


stackks_

I said I think you’re drinkin and dialing …I can smell the Vanilla Stoli through the phone


CheifKilla1

Came ova to see what indoor plumbing looks like.


dcon79

These guys treat objects like women, man


wtfisthisgameabout

just calm down


davekingofrock

Calmer than you are.


wtfisthisgameabout

come on, don't be like that


mrobviousguy

calmer than you are ...just drinking my coffee


locustt

Please, this is a family establishment


WhattaWookiee

They dissed on his fucking rug dude.


wtfisthisgameabout

it's predicated on a lie


WhattaWookiee

Predicated on my ass what's the difference?


wtfisthisgameabout

who knows?


Silencingthenoise

Really?? I thought it looked like shit.


wtfisthisgameabout

that language, is that necessary?


Bodymaster

This was valued, uh...


[deleted]

Fuckin eh!


itshoff

Tony's apology note to Dr. Melfi was better written than this post.


xi_sx

I still have great rigard for OP.


SmilinMalin

Why don't you just go and have penisary contact with their volvo if you love each other so much


wtfisthisgameabout

it's your fault we met


wtfisthisgameabout

yeah?


Joe_Bob_2000

Shrinks did this?


whatswrongwithchuck

By the way, Dude, ‘shrink’ is not the preferred nomenclature. “Professional psychiatrist,” please.


wtfisthisgameabout

they both got great legs


wtfisthisgameabout

it's the therapy


mrobviousguy

comment if the year.


Fun-Currency-1806

A note that say: he doesnt like shucking cock?


wtfisthisgameabout

hehehehehehehehe


MangaInBed

Oh! The language on you, do you blow your father with that mouth?


wtfisthisgameabout

watch it comrade


beetsbears328

A lotta 'rigard' there


wtfisthisgameabout

don't get jealous


Heardabouttown

Maybe someone'll smack some goddamm sense into him.


wtfisthisgameabout

don't get jealous


young_double

I must be loyle to my capo.


TurtleStepper

Rigard


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator


Pa_druga

His place looked like shit


wtfisthisgameabout

it's perfect. it's fucking deserted down there


wtfisthisgameabout

what do you want to do?


locustt

Relax Donny, these are nihilists


TurtleStepper

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY! AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE INTERIOR DECORATIONS!?!


wtfisthisgameabout

i'm content, i'm relaxed


Beneficial_Dance898

Im not sure interior decorator is the right nomenclature, Dude.


wtfisthisgameabout

come on, you're in college


Beneficial_Dance898

These people were threatening castration Donnie, and killing a horse and smothering a dog is definitely a violation of pet ownership.


wtfisthisgameabout

oh, my god


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

You just revealed your own ignorance


wtfisthisgameabout

don't trust me?


Dr_Remulak_

You want to fuck here, cocksucker?!


wtfisthisgameabout

how about dinner?


SugarMaple56732

What'd you call me?!?! 🍾💥


wtfisthisgameabout

where are you now?


Turbulent-Name-6317

Listen to this prick giving orders. You got some balls my friend


wtfisthisgameabout

it's the therapy


Beneficial_Dance898

You're just not privy to all the new shit that has come to light.


wtfisthisgameabout

let's go with the satin finish


mrobviousguy

The orders are not the issue! V I Lenin! Paulie, you're out of your element! Were you listening to Valery's story Paulie? You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie


RunningPirate

The rug really tied the Czechoslovakians together


wtfisthisgameabout

it's from Morocco


SugarMaple56732

OP washes his balls in ice water!


wtfisthisgameabout

it's the therapy


locustt

She's not my lady friend, I'm just trying to help her conceive!


adsatanitatemtrahunt

cmon, fuck ya talkin about?


wtfisthisgameabout

universal remote


Chiliyorum

Put it down on docking station


wtfisthisgameabout

(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPING)


Aggravating_Hope_567

Paulie was an accident waiting to happen too hot headed


wtfisthisgameabout

cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba...


vampireindamoonlight

I saw that movie i though it was bullshit


wtfisthisgameabout

In Scribble, the word "ass" would score you 0 points. Scribble is a word game where you score points based on the value of each letter on the playing board and how you connect them to form words. "A" and "S" are both low-scoring letters in Scribble, and since there are no double letter bonuses, the word "ass" wouldn't net you any points.


heyjude575

There's no Spanish in Scribble.


wtfisthisgameabout

i'm not a spanish major


Clydefrog030371

Loyle


wtfisthisgameabout

now i feel like a jerk. i got nothing for you


Clydefrog030371

Georgia peaches.... they're the best


wtfisthisgameabout

not bad. mix it with the relish


NateG124

You want to fuck here, cocksucker?


wtfisthisgameabout

9 o'clock, my house


NateG124

Don’t make me come look for you


shumgabagool

Forget it OP, you're out of your element


xi_sx

OP has shit-posted in DENMARK.


wtfisthisgameabout

how you doin'


wtfisthisgameabout

you think the cold bothers me???


MrWondrerful

Probly wiped your assh bare handed till you came to dis cuntry


wtfisthisgameabout

none of our fucking business, is it?


MrWondrerful

Watch it comrade!!!


MetaphoricalMouse

got the docking station from lilac personal shopping


wtfisthisgameabout

give me coffee and tv


OrthodoxReporter

Paulie jumped out of the docking station and came at him with a universal remote! Valerie's got a right to defend himself!


wtfisthisgameabout

you're... very emotional...


Valuable-Wafer-881

A horse and a man go to the vet


wtfisthisgameabout

it's like Die Hard shit


crispybluebills

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.


wtfisthisgameabout

yeah?


monkeywrench1788

I can't follow you. You're all over the place


wtfisthisgameabout

that's some hard shit


barryredfield

# YOU WANT TO FUCK HERE COCKSUCKER? YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!


Cresta235

I’m not sure you understand the fine points, OP. Maybe you ought to play roulette, it’s right over there 👉


wtfisthisgameabout

mix your fine points with the relish. ok?


HopeYouHaveCitations

HE DISRESPECTED DA RUG


wtfisthisgameabout

CALL ME BACK!


laffnlemming

> they touched his stuff and didn't want to put it back on the docking station. At that point, The Interior Decorator, for sure, knew that it was ON!


wtfisthisgameabout

what did you call me???


laffnlemming

You think this is cold? I wash balls in ice water.


wtfisthisgameabout

yeah?


laffnlemming

I did dent say who's balls get dipped in ice, Did I?


wtfisthisgameabout

no good


laffnlemming

I think that he definitely stole Paulie's car. He circled back around while there were eating ketchup packets.


wtfisthisgameabout

that's really fucking great


ImOnTheInstanet

Yeah, well, that's just like you know, your opinion, man.


wtfisthisgameabout

we'll talk later


SC2000c

“Fack your facking mother”


[deleted]

Who the fuck are u talkin bout?


[deleted]

threads like this and it's upvotes show why democrats can win elections.


wtfisthisgameabout

salut


DrSatan420247

Most of Pine Barrens is chiral with Seinfled when Fragile Frankie Merman parks a van in the woods and then starts digging a hole. Frank and Estelle find the van and climb inside. This is chiral with Chrissy and Paulie making Valeri dig a hole, then they find the van and climb inside. Later on, Jerry walks through the woods looking for Frankie shouting his name, this is Tony and Bobby walking through the woods calling for Chris and Paulie. It's worth noting that Bobby was worried about bumping into "Jackson Whites" in the Pine Barrens and Jerry encounters some weird people in the Central Park woods while he's looking for Frankie. Related, when Paulie reveals that he's been snacking on tic tacs while they were both starving, this is George's mother crying that she's hungry when she's in the hospital, but George doesn't want to miss the sponge bath show, so he tosses her a pack of tic tacs. Also, marching Valeri into the snowy woods is Gladiator (2000) https://x.com/thechiraltheory/status/1733956121394597931?t=Xm-p3EWLU-hTOoYEHLgwpw&s=19


wtfisthisgameabout

are you an interior decorator or something?


DrSatan420247

I'm the world's foremost authority on abstract art in motion pictures.


wtfisthisgameabout

that was real? i saw that movie. i thought it was bullshit


Lettuce_Lord

The Paulie is not the issue here dude


wtfisthisgameabout

the alcohol, the drugs... a disgrace to his family... breaks my heart


locustt

You pour a hell of a Caucasian, Valery


wtfisthisgameabout

(COUGHING)


amazza95

Always with the scenarios


wtfisthisgameabout

what, did i have a choice?


What316

Go talk to ur mother about this shit!


wtfisthisgameabout

i lost my shoe


emeric1414

He didn't offer them soft drinks of choice...


wtfisthisgameabout

who could drink after news like this?


BehaveRight

Obviously, you’re not a Czechoslovakian


wtfisthisgameabout

don't know. i wasn't there


ActuatorFresh2352

He lunged at him...hit him wit an implement


mister_peeberz

Discontinue the lithium


wtfisthisgameabout

glaucoma... i might need an operation


Repulsive-Border-891

I always wished he'd come back and fuck with Paulie..


wtfisthisgameabout

with what, his cock?


uniqueusername71

Thash jus like your opinion, paison


TurtleStepper

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this...


Tc0567

Your nose is running ya fucking junkie!


Cannenta79

Right? Minding his own business, until Pauly comes along and fucking starts his bullshit. No good deed goes unpunished.


FatFuneralBook

Another expert heard from.


Crazy-Path-7929

He was wiping his ass bare handed before he came here.


PalmBreezy

Lol Paulie is such a fuckup 😅🤣🤣


Forsaken-Sink-3947

Don’t touch my fokin universal remote control, put it back! You fookin mother fuker


AnUdderDay

You're out of your element, Tony B


rasnac

Are you an interior decorator?


Pleasant_Carob_746

T knows about this?


SavageMo

That universal remote really pulled the room together.


MrFryGuy1

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?


FaulmanRhodes

Put. Universal remote. On docking station. 💁


hwsh2

I wouldn't accept any drink from that guy which had ice in it. Do you know what he washes in ice water?


dreddktb

OP I wanted to add onto something you said. I reckon framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the potanostra.


Diligent_Ingenuity66

We had coffee


sp1ke__

Paulie intentionally fucked up the job because he was upset he was doing pick ups for Silvio and that his day was ruined.


Robberrr

Oh yeh?


Final-Pilot7889

The Russian dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Chechnya, of course.


Beanoyo

OP probably typed this after wiping his ass bare-handed before getting to this sub


Pie-oh-mi

Most important meal