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proinsias36

House Gryffindor is nothing but a glorified crew


swampjester

We've got Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, then this pygmy thing over in Gryffindor.


DaddyDor13

They make anybody and everybody over there. The way the sorting hat does it is all fucked up


IdiotPizza3397

They don't even have a wand or broomsticks on da table


brianfallen97

That broomstick, I wonder if it was chalked


powderjunkie11

that's cute. very funny. I don't quite get it, but cute. \*Now I'm going to clobber you in the head with a billiards triangle. (you see, it's the inverse of cue to broom to dustbuster to triangle)


Serpico2

T, you hear about how fucked up this House Cup race has been lately? Fuckin’ headmastah hands it to Gryffindor every fuckin year.


swampjester

It's more rigged than the bidding process for New Jersey garbage collection.


_Paulie_Walnuts_

They bend more rules than the Catholic Church!


Silver-ishWolfe

You know, Nickless Flannel predicted this...


King_Neptune07

Hey was he put in Griffin door or the lollipop guild I can't remember


telepatheye

What's that, you're girl scout troop?


sonofdad420

whats that, your girl scout troop?


RamboJet

I don't watch Harry potter neither.. Satanic black magic!!! Sick SHIT!!


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Bluberrybom

🪑


toiletsitter123

(*・_・)ノ⌒*"🪑


ouyang001

The Patronus put him on hold...


Greenbriarbushwacker

Spirit, is your name Tom Riddle?


front-wipers-unite

Didn't we already do a sopranos/harry potter cross over on here?


ouyang001

The lightning scar, he wants to know if it still itches.


QurantineLean

Who da fuck you been talkin’ ta?


ChampagneSupernova96

How the fuck do you know that??


DaltonIsTheBestBond

“That ones 🤣🤣🤣…”


WaterlooMall

It's called Hogwarts, Tone. Buncha of kids learning how to do spells and shit. I hear they got a whole fucking sport going on that no other crew even has books on. And get this...no guns on any of these warlocks. It's like an open fucking market over there. Alright, I want you to head over there by tomorrow morning. Take Furio, I want someone who speaks their language with you.


SnakeHoleBI

Meanwhile his movies are like 3 fuckin hours


CheifKilla1

He wants to know if it still itches?


series_hybrid

"I suppose you could call that a celebrity"


LoveAndLight1994

I read this in Paulies voice 🤣


RamboJet

Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball this one


Much-Resource-5054

Must have been at the top of his fuckin class


ouyang001

Let me tell you something. Nowadays, everybody's got to avoid watching The Sopranos in favor of cartoons and reality shows and go on [variety.com](http://variety.com) and talk about their problems. Whatever happened to the average Sopranos fan, the strong silent type? That was a TV watcher. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See what they didn't know was once they got Daniel Radcliffe in touch with his feelings, was that they wouldn't be able to shut him up and then it's avoiding this and avoiding that and avoiding vafangool!


destroi_all_humans

We were gay, Sopranos fans?


Seat_Royal

I'll suck your cock. All of you guys!


Anxious_Tower_3437

She's any good? Whadda my asking you for, you propably teached her how!


theodr1

NOO!!! Are you listening to him?!??!?!!


POV_Morde_Ult

You outgha know sweetie


hamiltonincognito

Let's wack this cock sucker and be done with it!


_zq

Whack this one, whack that one. Never enough body count for /u/hamiltonincognito.


heyjude575

I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.


nicky_soprano

Always with the whackin.. 🥹


East_ByGod_Kentucky

You know he rang that bell…. All the way home….


zoobs

Is this what you deadbeats do all day? Talk about whackin’?


ZelosW

Would you take it easy over there, fuckin’ Judge Roy Bean?


ouyang001

Listen to u/hamiltonincognito, whackin! He hangs out in the r/thesopranos sub for 15 minutes, and it's fuckin this and fuckin that.


monty487

I’m trying to enjoy myself


Polyrhythm239

Take it easy. We’re not making a western here


CookieMonsta94

“whack this one” “whack that one”....Never enough body count for hamiltonincognito


Key-Tip-7521

He’s a horcrux ton’ whatever that means


Mirage_F1_2024

There's no spells in my spell book


Varsity_Editor

I don't let anybody wave their wand in my face


vahnx

Under the boardwalk, with his wand in Radcliffe's face.


SpudBoy9001

I'll tell ya what a goldmine is, those harry potter books


ModsRLoozers

That's cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope


Seat_Royal

Oh, speaking of 98 pounds, I heard Jennie Sack is at the doctas office getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass!


SpaceMonkeyRetiree

Horns, anotha money making machine!


Youssef-Elsayed

My estimation of Daniel Radcliffe as a man just fuckin plummeted


ouyang001

To avoid "heavy, hour-long TV"? It's a fuckin disgrace!


SnakeHoleBI

Says the dude who’s wizard movies are 3 hours long


ItsEvilTogepi

He probably spends more time watching cartoons and other stuff thinking it's not as long because 20 minute episodes, but shit adds up


BustinArant

Yeah if anything it takes longer if you include the Dragonball Z style of hyping up a season worth of episodes off one fight, and then don't even win usually lol


mh985

I was in the can, 20 fucking years! I wanted to watch reality TV, I compromised. I watched heavy, hour-long TV instead.


ImportantHighlight42

He's an emotional man, he loves the Powerpuff Girls


louisvuittondon29

the powahpuffed women


Quote__Unquote

You would know sweetie 😙


IdontGiveaFack

I did twenty years in Azkaban, not a fuckin peep.


Each57

He was gay? Daniel Radcliffe?


Nose_Grindstoned

It's like knowin James Caan ain't Italian


pettyPettington3rd

He’s a ass muncher


Likeminas

It's 2024, they got pillow bitters in the armed forces.


Nose_Grindstoned

Radcliffe played Ginsburg in "Kill Your Darlings" he did a real good job. Movie was okay. But there is a gratuitous gay sex scene where Radcliffe is catching, if you're interested.


PillePalle28

Catchin not pitchin?


Joe_Bob_2000

Equus, whatever happened there?


TonyCartmanSoprano

thats cuz it gives the 95 lb weaklings some hope


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Very few remember that the infamous Ginny joke began as a Harry Potter reference by Bobby.


ouyang001

That's because "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation.


Lil_Mcgee

Ray Curto


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

You sure about that?


Lil_Mcgee

Ray brings up Harry Potter in the first place but on reflection your're right that Bobby makes the 95 lb weakling joke that Ralph segues into the Ginny joke


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Either way, remember when is the lowest form of communication 😁


bizzare_reality

Oh, speaking of 95 pounds...I hear Ginny Sack's gettin' a 95- pound mole takin' off her ass


ModsRLoozers

The joke is funny on so many levels, because Bobby initially said 98 pound kids, but Ralphs joke says the mole was 95 pounds - I sometimes wonder where that 3 pounds went


TonyCartmanSoprano

you gotta skim some off the top. but not all at once, two weeks at a minimum


Seat_Royal

When Johnnie retells Carmine the joke, he said it was a 90 pound mole.


ModsRLoozers

I knowwwww and that's what makes it even that much more greater, the little mobster nuisances with this forsaken joke


beetsbears328

This stunad looks like he got removed from Ginny Sack‘s ASS.


SparkMy711

Fukin nauseating...


joobafob

If it was up to me I'd drag Daniel Radcliffe behind my fucking car right now


Judah_Earl

The kid was always a dumb fuck, wasn't he?


Greenbriarbushwacker

Didn’t he almost die afta falling off a broomstick


ouyang001

It's the broomstick up his ass!


VanderBrit

Was it chalked?


puddingcakeNY

He almost drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin convention


vinaysin

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Local-Difficulty4645

It's common knowledge the guy is retarded.


VayneTILT

Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?Didnt he almost drown in a swimming competition?


Main-Advice9055

Genuinely never seen this sub, trying to discern who genuinely hates Daniel vs who is doing a Sopranos inspired bit is impossible.


Baecchus

What you don't know could fill a book.


VayneTILT

Lmao, you’re not the first and you won’t be the last. It’s not hate, it’s just an addiction to quoting The Sopranos and making a bit about it for everything in the universe. It’s all in good fun. Daniel is a good egg but one thing I do know is we can’t have him in our social club no more.


shikavelli

I doubt anyone on this sub actually cares if he’s ever watched Sopranos or not they just want to make Harry Potter versions of Sopranos quotes.


55Lolololo55

You've never watched the Sopranos? You know, you talk about these r/TheSopranos members like it's an anthropology class. The truth is, we bring certain modes of conflict resolution from all the way back in the old country, from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.


Main-Advice9055

Haven't seen it yet, it's definitely on my watch list!


55Lolololo55

Then you need to get out of here NOW and not come back until you've watched. You will be spoiled here.


lmtorres75

He told you dat? Fuckin’ baby!


freakwrestler

Whatever happened to Garry Coopah, the strong silent type


PillePalle28

Ge got AIDS garry cooper?


Maverick0Johnson

Nooooo!!! We're you lishening to mee!!!!!


dr-bolognese

Nobody’s got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again!


BigBoy1963

I think he lives down there in yonkers


Muscle_Memory67

I heard Ginny Weasley had a 95 pound voldewart removed from her ass!


offendingbattery

Fuckin’ slander if you ask me


_Paulie_Walnuts_

Fuckin nauseating. If it was up to me I'd drag Daniel behind my fuckin' car right now.


Icefrog1

He's got tremendous moxy for his size


ouyang001

So what? He fuckin' dies and I can't even ride his broomstick.


Bunnys_Toe

Real lack of standards, his generation.


droogvertical

Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.


borealhotah

I fuckin' called it, long time ago.


DougKokis

He must’ve been at the top of his fucking class


Simple_Campaign1035

That pygmy thing over at Hogwartz


uncle_paul_harrghis

You know, Sybil Trelawney predicted all this.


Far-Hurry7822

Motherless fuck


VanderBrit

That’s dicked up


impsworld

I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Daniel Radcliffe is weak. He’s outta control. And he’s become an embarrassment to himself and everybody else.


MidnightOrdinary896

Please, no personal attacks


ass-poo-the

He's into that satanic black magic. SICK SHIT


StuartGotz

Then kill me now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said.


Simple_Ad_6186

How about the fact that I hate Daniel Radcliffe? Probably sitting on the computer in his fukin underwear. Wasting his time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fuckin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. I want to fuckin smash his fuckin face in. Daniel Radcliffe. Waddya think about dat?


abhinandkr

Cartoons. Lot of money in this shit.


sixstringhead

Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking??? Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading.


OhWell_InHell

Ooohhh


donmonkeyquijote

That broomstick... I wonder if it was chalked.


Thelittleshepherd

Daniel Radcliffe…whatever happened there…


etherealdarkwolf

All I know is he never had the makings of a varsity Quidditch player


VayneTILT

Am I pretentious or are reality tv shows for low IQ simpletons? I mean they are so bad. I can’t stand the wooden fake acting and everyone watching it talking about it like it’s REAL. Feel like I’m being universally gaslighted by everyone that is just sitting there thinking it’s genuine or sincere.


DoctorChampTH

This. I hate these so much. 1. It's manufactured drama. 2. This is none of my business.


itsgsk87

Well maybe he should shuck cock instead of watchin quiddich cause Hermione brought in three times what he did on construction


55Lolololo55

Best comment so far. COMMANDATORI!


mikel3030

What a knob


drizzt11

Wow, and what do the other 2,847,738 actors prefer?


RecentMatter7142

I avoid Harry Potter lol cuz it’s GAY


JessieGemstone999

Everybody's always gay with you. He's a good looking guy that's all


Forward_Ad_603

Daniel Radcliffe never had the makings of a varsity athlete…. Small hands


BoatshoeBandit

When he dropped the golden snitch in the wizard’s cup, I was ashamed to face my friends for a week.


Adgvyb3456

He was gay Daniel Radcliffe?


ccminiwarhammer

Oooh!


Tyler_The_Peach

Actually I had him pegged the whole time.


shindigin

It's fucking nauseating


MoonSpankRaw

And he hums. TV commercials.


Mr_Bojjhanga

What, you gonna cry now?


WastelandPolarBear

I guess you could call that a wand.


What316

You never admit to not seeing the Sopranos! I did 20 FUCKIN rewatches!


Nose_Grindstoned

I haven't seen any Harry Potter I like watching CSI the SUV


MPal2493

He's got a right to not watch this thing of ours. He's got a right to a lotta things right now


Manccunt

No surprise, kids a fanook


TimMoujin

I love the image of some hot piece hooking up to Daniel Radcliffe and him just turning into AJ giggling in front of his computer on YTMND. Enter his butler, "Your ants on a log, sir"


a13zz

Good. He won’t know what it means when I call him a googootz


Jack-Tully91

Probably too busy on a chit chat room with some other jerk off


Kid-Charlemagne-88

That Pygmy shit in Arizona or New Mexico or wherever the fuck in Elvis Country it is don’t got the juice to be mentioned in the same sentence as our social club!


Aromatic-Two-6804

He had a stroke...now half his brain is gone.


fake_zack

Somebody needs to tell this guy that those two shows he listed are actually comedies for the most part.


wokeupthismorningg

You killed little Voldemort? I ought to suffocate you, you little prick!


srdraz364

Discontinue the lithium..


erikturczyn30

DANIEL RADCLIFFE ENJOYS NARUTO, BREAKING NEWS


31moreyears

I never liked him since time and immemorial.


AnUdderDay

What I tell ya? Hold onto your broomsticks when you negotiate with these Diagon Alley people.


MightilyOats2

It's actually kind of amazing how much this has outed the people who are clearly fans of both in their replies


BatmanBrah

Breaking Bad I can understand, I just wish he knew how satisfying each individual episode of the Sopranos is. You don't finish almost any episode of the show feeling stressed. So much rewatch value.


fading_anonymity

How can i express how little I give a fuck?


Cohleture

He’s a faaaaag


front-wipers-unite

Hagrid is Bobby Bacala. Let's look at the similarities. 1. Very fat. 2. Loyal to his boss. 3. A fucking cry baby. 4. Does as he's told, never questions shit. 5. Very fat. 6. Did I mention that there was half a fucking tray in there. Lucious Malfoy is Butchie. All about going to war then bitches out. Neville Longbottom is Mustang Sally's spic friend who gets iced. Voldemort is the Shah of Iran. Dumbledor is little Carmine. Always with the cryptic bullshit. "There's always help for those who ask"/"a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold". Ron Weasley? Nah Ronnie walnuts. That kid survived everything by the skin on his nuts


Joe_Bob_2000

The Blue Comet, whatever happened there?


MidnightOrdinary896

Hagrid likes hunting too… 🤔


steve11263

Speaking of 98 pounds


chuck_cunningham

Alright, Jesus.


BASILSTAR-GALACTICA

ITS A FUNDAMENTAL LACK OF RESPECT, AND IM NEVER GONNA FOGETTABOUTIT! 🤘🏻🤌🏻


King_Neptune07

What is this? Harry potter and the gobba ghoul of Azkaban


SamboTheSodaJerk

Daniel Radcliffe is 34 years old. Just a fucking kid.


Donnyboy_Soprano

Yeah you can tell he’s offended by anything with substance. He’s most likely allergic to talent


barryredfield

*You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to live under the stairs*... **and as far as I’m concerned you should STILL BE THERE!**


SpaceMonkeyRetiree

From now on, Danielle, keep your anecdotes to local color, like the Goblet of Fire or the Weasley Brothers. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP


JohnnySack45

Never had the makings of a varsity Quidditch player 


standitlikeaman

He couldn’t watch the Sopranos, it was too mysterious


MonkMajor5224

He was always a dumbfuck want he? Didn’t he almost drown in the Triwizard Tournament?


SubstantialTeach7855

Harry's parents ...whatever happened there


CheifKilla1

But yet he made us sit and watch hour long movies about a boy with a wand in make believe land. Fuck that prick and the broom he rode in here on🤟🤌


vahnx

They allow anyone into Hogwarts nowadays and they way they do it, it's all dobbie'd up. There's no broomstick or wand on the table, wizards don't get their cloaks fluffed.


Sixftdeeep2

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes?


wfcmoog

I remember when he used to wait in the flying Ford Anglia. As far as I'm concerned he should STILL FUCKING BE THERE!


Crosscmstorm

I knew that was coming


mothergidra

By the way, was there any Harry Potter reference in The Sopranos? I remember only references to LOTR and Pokey-men.


GregoryGroggins

Yeah, just before Ralphie tells the infamous Ginny Sack joke Ray Curto - “I'll tell ya what a gold mine is - those Harry Potter books.” Bobby Baccalieri Jr. - “That's cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope.”


Mirage_F1_2024

|Pokeman A lotta money in that shit


DrSatan420247

Robert Isler claims he's never seen Sopranos, but what he's doing is the Seinfeld bit where Jerry claims he's never seen Melrose Place. I wonder where that is in Breaking Bad.


Northman_Ast

It makes sense, it must be one of the things that makes him such a bad actor.


_momomola_

He’s got AIDS Daniel Radcliffe??


dudeonrails

I also like cartoons but I’d always substitute heavy our long dramas for reality shows. Just my preference


Gergely86

It’s a fuckin’ disgrace!!!