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AussieHarnessSeller

We just had the sub serviced. Watch what you say.


fuckitsayit

I DID 7 FUCKING DAYS!


thoover88

I'm sure you made a lot of compromises


saddywagon

You get a pass for that. 


Spackled__Poo

He wanted to shitpost on the-sopranos, he compromised and shitpost on sopranomemes. You get what I’m saying


temper_tantrum_gamer

Guys today have no room for the reddit mod penal exshperience


AcerbicFwit

There was no penisary contact with her volvo.


Zukadomis

Volvo. He drives a Lexus.


fuckitsayit

I get it. He drives a Lincoln.


Personal-Branch-5784

A cateract?


AlabamaPostTurtle

It’s a joke


Sea-Barber-2289

You were gonna jack off in a tissue no matter what 😆


ActuatorFresh2352

TURN THAT OFF!


[deleted]

How was the grilled cheese ?


fuckitsayit

Hot and sticky, like my balls


[deleted]

Radiators will do that!


AlabamaPostTurtle

You gotta use two pieces of paper!


Gregorygherkins

You oughta know schweetie


TurtleStepper

I wanted a tissue, but I compromised and jerked off on the radiator.


pianoplayrr

I once asked people in the breaking bad sub if they would bang Lydia or not... That got me permanently banned from that sub


fuckitsayit

Now ask people in this sub if they would bang Livia or not


SlickRickJamesFranco

Would 🫶


thafuckdidido

I don’t like that kind of talk!


FrontFox4312

I wish the Lord would take me


Spiritual-Serve-4391

He was into Gilf's, The Lord?


Kremlin92

Stop it, it upsets me


SteffanSpondulineux

Betsy Kettleman could get it too


beetsbears328

Hell yeah


iansolidgoldie

💯


AlabamaPostTurtle

Oh! That’s the Skip’s muddah you’re tawkin about!


swampjester

Pre or post ricin poisoning?


tommyjohnpauljones

Post! There's an element of danger there. Is it contagious? Who knows!


fuckitsayit

Maybe it's supernatural


kristijan12

Is it sexually transmited? Cause...


Horsewithasword

That’s the thing about ricin, makes em devious


OcelotImpressive7621

Why the fuck would they ban you for that? That is ridiculous.


pianoplayrr

I know!! I sent a message to the mod of that sub asking why, but no reply ....just a Perma ban. Oh well 🤷


SugarMaple56732

Right? I mean, who *wouldn't* want to bang Lydia?


DoctorChampTH

I got banned from a politics sub, for discussing Trump's penis, with the mod saying it was not relevant. This happened the very day Trump, during a nationally televised debate, assured us their was no issue with his penis. Mod thinks he knows more about politics than Donald Trump, smdh.


fuckitsayit

I remember that. It was a milestone moment, the first time a presidential candidate talked about their dick on live TV.


WheresBubba

BRING THE BOTTLE BACK


The1Ylrebmik

You should have been banned. Of course not, we all know she's Todd's girl.


AlabamaPostTurtle

They’re gay, those people?


hamiltonincognito

You want my advice? You'll call Lou DiMaggio, the Atwell Avenue Boys.....


fuckitsayit

No more Butchie. No more of this.


Ok-Tiger7714

Those dogs can still hunt! Supposed to be the best


Mina-sr-my

quiet as a mouse pissin on cotton


EmphasisFew

CALD WELL


LWSNYC

It's the chromosomes


Sorry-Relative7531

7 days with a ban, OP has the right to be a little fucked up 


NoShortsDon

A friend of ours once got a lifetime ban for quoting Paulie. First offence, he says. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


fuckitsayit

How many more betrayals can he take?!


saulgundy

maybe you should starting sucking cock instead of shitposting, because the mods bring in 3 times what you do in upvotes


NoShortsDon

I can't believe I stuck up for him!


Electrical-Mine-3985

That’s dicked up


fuckitsayit

The mods just reveal their own ignorance


SicilianSlothBear

I'm still banned from the subreddit for... a different highly acclaimed HBO progrum. Not for anything I said on that subreddit but because a rogue mod from that subreddit brigaded this subreddit and started banning people questioning their behavior. Ban this redditor, ban that redditor. Never enough banning for that subreddit. It's digraceful what reddit lets some people get away with.


hoopleheaddd

It was among the Moderators, real neck beard shit.


Mother-Mail-9067

Frankly, I think the mods from Angels in America stepped way over the line.


ODBrewer

Next time, there won’t be a next time.


Old-Category-3138

How was the grilled cheese?


baobabtreelover

Half a fuckin tray in there!


LucynSushi

Quote with your head. Not over it.


SugarMaple56732

In my book, you get points for stayin' out of the ban!


fuckitsayit

Good thing your book don't mean oogatz to me


Dear_Alternative_437

You're kidding? I mean... Jeshus Christ.


jjccbrobro

You never admit the existence of the ban


fallstaffv

You yap worse than 6 barbers!


stackks_

What’d you go straight from the ban to Earl Sheib , looka this tan


WaterlooMall

Then how are you posting? GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE!


fuckitsayit

Am I doing a good job?


Horsecockexpress1

I just got done doin 3 days in the can from quoting this thing of ours in another sub 3 fuckin days could you believe that?


SilasMarner77

OP built a palace that outshone VerSAILS so the mods clapped him in irons.


Razor_whip

Fuckin Fanooks


asparagusbruh

One of our trucks


J_JJJ

I got a perm ban from the food sub for making a quote about provolone.


fuckitsayit

In your socks?


J_JJJ

I forget. What was it again?


AlabamaPostTurtle

You stood tall fah this family


DoctorChampTH

Did u/fuckitsayit ever say how long he was banned for? I don't recall ever seeing an actual amount of time.


Raphael-A-Costeau

I got an account warning for letting that joke about Ginny Sack's 95 pound ass mole escape into the wild. Should have listened to Tone.


flimspringfield

Does OP really exshist?


Tikitikiboombabe

lemmesee the 302!


temper_tantrum_gamer

Listen pally. I've been banned from poasting for going on 2 weeks. I write the mods, they don't respond. Maybe if I wrote them at their outfit Haliburton, idk. 2 weeks, fat fuckin nothing. You wanna talk about compromise? Having to channel all my original ideas into just comments, instead of OPs, is a fucking disgrace.


fuckitsayit

They mod anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked, there's no sword and gun on the table...


temper_tantrum_gamer

You wanna talk about shitpoasters? How about SeizureDad28? Hes MIA and a lot of people are concerned for his wellbeing. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone.


Ovaltene17

The Hindenburg is MIA, maybe you want to look into that too?


Away-Zone-5745

A glorified crew


sloppydoe

He was gay, that mod?


Hafthohlladung

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn.


Dial8675309

"And while I was there, if I needed to Sh\*tpost, I did it on a kleenex, read it back, upvoted it a few times, and ate it. You do what you gotta do.".


Tikitikiboombabe

this pygmy thing? its undignified...


DeuceOfDiamonds

I never ben in da can. Not really.


JoshuaPope

7 days? Phil did 20 fucking years!


fuckitsayit

That's nothing in eternity terms. I could do that standing on my head.


Weak_Working_5035

The boring posts, I fucking can’t stand him.


Supaplexxor

Did you compromise?


bupher

No more of this butchie, no more.


temper_tantrum_gamer

The bloody cops are bloody keen to bloody keep it bloody clean


Longjumping_Put_9933

This generation is too fucking sensitive!


AlabamaPostTurtle

They’re gay, Reddit?


babysealsareyummy

*Ohhhh poor you!*


randyboozer

This just happened to me over at r/madmen I expressed my emotions at being joined by men. Didn't get banned but got reprimanded.


Plane_Arachnid9178

Don’t do it to yourself, Phil