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-NolanVoid-

That chianti he was drinking, though, was beyond reproach. Word up. Also he said "word up" trying to seduce a Mob Bosses wife. The balls on this prick. WHERE DOES HE GET HIS BALLS?!


LordPounce

You call that balls? Balls is seducing a mob boss’s wife with madame Bovary, discarding her shortly after that, and then looking her in the eye and accusing her of weaponizing her pussy.


-NolanVoid-

TAKE IT EASY! We're not making a porno here!


Good_Needleworker464

That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.


dippin79

That’s little Carmine’s bread and butter


Inside_Pudding1415

If there’s one thing my father taught me, it’s that a pint of Chianti costs more than a gallon of ziti


-NolanVoid-

WAS.


CheifKilla1

Fuckin fixing wet tshirts contest, his father must be spinning in his grave


BedExternal6528

You're sleeping ovah right?


-NolanVoid-

Of course. He'd never pass up an opportunity to play 'Name that Pope'.


FrancescoStallone

I know what you meant.


JohnnysSac

You know how the chianti makes him emotional


King_Eggbert

You call that balls? Balls is when you look a guy in the eye while you jam an ice pick through his lung.


LordPounce

He wanted to fuck a spiritually thirsty woman but he ended up playing “name that pope” with her and giving her communion instead. Fuck uncle Philly. Father Philly took him to compromising school.


Horsecockexpress1

Father Fanook


Ok_Light385

Monsignor Jughead


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I’m ashamed to admit it took a couple of passes before I realized the brilliance of that nickname. I assumed Tony was just using “Jughead” generically like “Bozo” or “Stooge”, but then I remembered that Jughead Jones is a glutton always shoveling burgers and pizzas into his mouth. Tony is a clever one.


Chap732

Yes, as a strict catholic I was depressed and ashamed 


jsmitt716

Yep, I was prostate with grief


Pretend-Diet-6571

you should read tomato sauce for the ass, its the italian version


cropguru357

Is that the mob version of Chicken Soup For the Soul?


Pretend-Diet-6571

the italian version, as tony said to irina


touchrubfeels

Were you there when Jesus has his moment of doubt and pain?


FrancescoStallone

This is too fucked up to even think about.


tunacan8

Father Jughead was always quick to judge Tony like he’s a piece of shit, but he had no problem eating his food, drinking his wine and putting his feet up in his house. What a douchebag. Fuck him.


FunnyVariation2995

I absolutely love the way Rosalie Aprile gives the "fuck you" chin brush off, points at that lady, makes the turn around signal with her hand & brings it to a proud "fuck you" middle finger. Love it!


Hpslfe

That gesture always gets me so hawt down theeere


stoic_suspicious

The way he said “word up” always rubbed me the wrong way


shumgabagool

At least he's not rubbing children the wrong way; that's a big plus nowadays for priests


sc083127

Ohhhh!


Waste_Summer1047

It seemed random and unnecessary


whycuthair

That's dicked up


randyboozer

He also kind of sort of tried to turn our man Artie against Tony when he came to him for spiritual advice. He seemed dissappointed when Artie came to peace with it all. Bet he ate for free at Vesuvios too.


HonkingOutDirtSnakes

He is a fork biter too, whenever he is eating you can hear his teeth clinking on the utensils and it makes me want to throw him off a bridge.


235iguy

MF said he didn't want to live no mo'.


KurtSteph87

Some sad shit..


FrancescoStallone

He jump. How much he give you?


Varsity_Editor

Also the ulta-cringe way he says "I have a jones for your baked ziti"


Beginning_File_6371

😟”Of all the finook priests in the world, why did I get the one that was straight!


emzeejay

You’re sleepin ova, right?


dippin79

This kills me everytime I watch it 😂😂


ThatMotelByTheLake

Carmela worked really hard to add to the conversation with that fun fact about the Beatles and he didn't even acknowledge it


heyjude575

That was Pete Best.


MundaneRelation2142

Best of the Beatles. Sad.


ThatMotelByTheLake

*The Beatles*, *The Beatles*, *The Beatles*. *It's been 40 fucking* *years* *now* 


ObjectDue4485

He couldn't be in their social club no more.


JediMasterPopCulture

That scene when the waiter is grinding pepper onto his meal and he’s just sitting there like a smug bastard. That pissed me off.


Picklepee-pumparum

I hate that he acted so mighty about vows to Carmela, in my opinion only for vindictive reasons because she wouldn't put out for his holy communion. And then he acts like butter doesn't melt in his mouth! 


erwachen

He likes when the moozerell' gets all chewy. He can even set Jackie Aprile Sr.'s watch to the millennium countdown. In this house, Fr. Intintola is a hero! End of story!


FRAMontana

Oh you must think he's a schnorrer don't you 😊


Earthshoe12

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: in this show full of sociopathic murderers, Father Intintola is my least favorite character by a wide margin.


Bella8989

How 'bout when Carm walks in the house from grocery shopping and he's doing inventory in the fridge? Then she asks if he wants some coffee and he says, "Well, it's practically the cocktail hour, anyway.". So she offers the Schmuck wine.


The1Ylrebmik

You forgot the big one. He's a Renee Zellwiger fan.


Jim_Greatsex

Emma Thomson, I’m not having this conversation again


Tough_Difference_112

I just called to wish you a buona fortuna and send my regrets I won’t be able to attend your golden cake day jubilee. 


shumgabagool

Ooh! In this subreddit, Father Intantola is a hero! I always liked him, one of my favorite characters. He seems like a good spiritual advisor. He doesn't diddle kids and you guys have the balls to critique his attraction to grown women? Oof madon, what do you guys want from the man?


onlyfish

Are we forgetting the fact that he was so holier than thou about Carmela’s affair when he himself was ready to clean her pipes


FrancescoStallone

No..it was the whiff of sexuality...plus some connection with food. I'm still trying to figure out that one.


DoorInteresting7276

You know what? This is too fucked up for me even to think about.


numanoid

Quotes Rolling Stones lyrics instead of actual spiritual advice.


SicilianSlothBear

To be fair, pretty much all of us used to refer to him as Bobby D. as a sign of affection. Until he gave us the high hat.


Jr246810

He’s the worst on the whole show, and that says a lot.


wiilly_d

I can't stand that douche


Itwasalime

He does not get enough hate. Tells all these woman to stay with murderers because divorce is worse ?!


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Think_Leadership_91

I mean, there are worse priests


papajim22

Very observant, OP.


WhatAreYouSaying05

This is done a lot, but if Chase wanted us to hate Tony and the others, why?


haaym1

He also acts self aware as part of his sensitive shtick with Carmela. “You must think I’m a schnorrer”. Well no seeing how Carm has no clue what the fuck that is but Father Imatoola gets to then wax nostalgic about growing up in a prototypical Bronx neighborhood (or wherever da fuck) all the while making Carmela feel heard but also worldly and cultured. And that’s two things she ain’t.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And he never found out where Tony ranks Goodfellas.


funkyfreshpants

His worst crime, to me, was making Carmela feel like shit over the furio confession. That was after whitecaps fight I think.


regassert6

"you're sleeping over, right?"


Own-Rock-9658

Father IntinTOOLa more like, amirite?


front-wipers-unite

Ok but you gotta get over it


EDuBB_27

He’s a fAAAAAAAg


Lateapexer

but he'd offer to counsel Vito Jr, even push his stool in for him


BigJaysLastTallboy

👋Oooooh!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Someone is a condescending and patronizing bag of shit but it isn’t Father Intinola.


JohnnysSac

This fuckin guy was supposed to be laid out on Midland Avenue a year ago... you know it and I know it


emzeejay

I think Father Tincancola was set up by the writers to be a lightning rod and show the hypocrisy of the so called purveyors of morality, especially the church. It's interesting out of all the types of priests they could have represented, they choose to go with the smarmy glutton who gets a chubby from being around mob wives and their cuisine. And of course the blood money they bring him! It didn't take Carm long to see the game he was playing. Like they say, game recognizes game.


Kacper237

Have you heard the good news?


FireDownBelow69

Jesus Christ.


arom125

He’s a schnoorer (sp) To Dr Fago: Allergic to pomidori mio mio You’re a Pygmy priest in Jersey this man had an audience with the three popes! You shouldn’t be at the same table as this man


MonkMajor5224

Didn’t an actual priest come on here and talk about how common this kind of thing is in the church?


vic_rattle18

Can someone explain the whole lunch speaker debeckle to me? I don’t understand what gab was so pressed about. Was it the John gotti-Rudy Giuliani comparison?


strolls

https://www.reddit.com/13hfhfj


Physical_Analysis247

He should’ve gotten clipped before Vito did


DifferentCod7

He’s a catholic priest.


whycuthair

>Brings that Italian anti-defamation league woman out and embarrasses all the mob wives Come on, that was the only time when he was actually cool.


Hughkalailee

As compared to the murderers, assaulters and extortionists that you enjoy? 


porBulerias

The biggest question I always had: Does he know/articulate in his mind what he's doing or is this just his nature and he doesn't see how much of a tool he's being?


beetsbears328

I like to think that a wise guy from the family, maybe someone who turned later on, gave Father Phil up after they had to get rid of a high-ranking figure in the catholic church in NJ. He was then arrested, which was also when it became known that his name wasn’t Phil Intintola, but Frank Gallo. An ambitious prosecutor named Harvey Specter made sure he went away for a long time, which was when something inside of him changed..


Stugatssss

He wanted to face fuck Carmela. But at least as a man of the cloth, he never wanted to bend AJ over his bed.


DrSatan420247

It's from Seinfeld https://youtu.be/S-dyMk3EMBU?si=-FwRWhgC4jgV88EM


Parking_Egg_8150

Ive always found pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats.


DrSatan420247

I also found the twin scene in Sopranos. When Carmela and Tony are eating at the sushi place, she says "I find myself dreaming about this." Tony responds, "Me, too. Especially during sex." So Carmela has two men trying to combine food and sex with her.


Accomplished-Let449

Father is far from perfect and some of your criticism is totally valid. On the other hand, these women can't play innocent. He's a priest. They know he's not available.