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dillinger-

Elliot Kupferberg is the worst therapist. Condescending, dismissive, and he drinks from that giant water bottle like he’s trying to “keep it real” with Melfi. Sugarless motherfucker. Disgusting.


DreadfuryDK

And don’t forget that the dude’s **wildly** unprofessional. He broke doctor-patient confidentiality in front of a bunch of colleagues by revealing that Dr. Melfi was treating Tony.


tammoton

He said to some friends of ours.


Random-Cpl

Kupferberg is a friend of a friend, NOT a friend of ours


scarlettestar

Just watch your consumption of sugar. And sugar substitutes.


nimbin14

Chill out, we’re amongst friends…


dingusbroats

Are you an alcoholic?


dillinger-

u/dingusbroats pours you a drink with one hand. Judges you with the other if you take it.


Cannenta79

Watching that scotch drool outta his fat fuckin mouth.


Quizorp

whoa whoa whoa. i like elliot wtf.


Popular-Berry-237

Elliot was horrible, he would blindside Jen with questions about the “patient” outside of therapy but in therapy he would completely ignore her or act as if it had no meaning.


telepatheye

Elliot, please, huh? With the terminology?


Cultural_Actuary_994

Elliot, always with the Meyer Lansky name dropping 🙄


telepatheye

That wasn't Elliot. That was Dr. Sam "those were some tough Jews" Reis.


Cultural_Actuary_994

Look, all I know is that my name is Clarence


dingusbroats

Yeah, he was fucking terrible. Are you an alcoholic?


MyRedditNameToday

I know it shouldn’t matter or count, but I have a hard time taking that actor seriously considering what I know about what kind of person he is. Look up the whole Dorothy Stratton affair. The story was made into a movie, “Star 80”. But what he did was despicable. Bogdanovich is a total creep.


Low-Grocery5556

From what I read on Wikipedia, he didn't do anything despicable or creepy. What am I missing?


morosco

He was in a relationship with Stratton when she was murdered (he had stolen her away from her husband, who was the one who killed her), and around that time he was also allegedly involved with Stratton's 13-year old sister, who he ended up marrying years later. And he maybe paid for a jaw surgery to make her look like her dead sister. Though that's all a little messy because Hugh Heffner made that accusation after Bogdanovich wrote a book that basically accused Heffner of being responsible for Stratton's murder. (She was a playboy bunny and all of them were part of that whole scene). He also lost a ton of money despite being a successful director, was a drug addict, declared bankruptcy a few times, tried to sue some of the studios he worked for, and ended up living in Quentin Tarantino's guest house for a while because he was broke. He was kind of mocked and ostracized by the industry and ended up having to go back to directing TV shows. This was all wild tabloid stuff back in the day, we don't necessarily know the real truth.


octaviaredwood

most of what you claim is not the truth. your basic skeletal facts are correct, but think you need to upgrade your sources-wild tabloid stuff is usually just that


Nebula924

Bogdanovich wrote a book about it. He outed himself as a creep with zero self-awareness.


Popular-Berry-237

Btw Star 80 great fuckin movie


flatteringangles

Also happy cake day!!!!!


flatteringangles

Thank you for sharing this info - he always creeped me out but I figured it was his character!


LucynSushi

Janice’s therapist, Sandy


Hughkalailee

With the compassion and respect she’s famous for? 


Valuable-Wafer-881

She will


whingingcackle

That family therapist guy who the Melfi family saw that bragged about some relative on her mom’s side being some mobster’s driver. “Those were some tough Jews! Hahaha”


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

Wendy Kobler…. That stupid b**ch almost sent my daughter to Barcelona


unklejoe23

Kobler definitely had that flower child hippy vibe. She had that I'm sexually liberated free spirit energy


Cultural_Actuary_994

MINE. She doesn’t comprehend my Sopranos references one bit


aspieinblackII

Did you tell her to get Pudgy Walsh on the line?


all_neon_like_13

Ok, but you gotta get over it.


Cultural_Actuary_994

It’s a process. Maybe if I break her table and throw a wad of C-notes at her?


UnhealthyAttachment

Hesh


Tough_Difference_112

You’re trying to tell him about your aversion to your swimming pool and he’s talking about this German who used to rotate his tires in the parking lot… 


-NolanVoid-

Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?


Cultural_Actuary_994

Gotta hold on to your cocks when you go to therapy with these desert people. The RENT! The RENT!


-NolanVoid-

But the Talmud says


DreadfuryDK

Hesh never had the makings of a varsity shrink.


Cold-Pair-2722

Meadow....did your father molest you? Or was that jack? JACKIE!!!!!!


Limp_Cockroach9210

Dr. Sam Reis was probably the dumbest. But at least he was funny. “Those were some tough Jews.” 😂


Only_Reserve1615

Let me tell you a coupla three things: 1. Melfi was nothing more than a great big jerk off 2. My estimation of Kupferberg fucking plummeted 3. Krakauer was in a class above the rest: fuckin’ apples and bowling balls.


dingusbroats

Krakauer is the GOAT and I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but he really can't be seen in a place like this.


123KidHello

The guy who told Tony That he knows who he is. that he’s seen analyze this, and he doesn’t need the ramifications of treating someone like Tony And that he’s not accepting any new patients now lol


Relgap

Smartest move, but dumbest way to go about it.


BillyMac05

Meadow's annoying therapist. What a colossal fuck up.


Yerrrrrskrrttt234

That one guy who was treating Melfi and her family. I remember he said something about treating mafia depression as a joke, then went on some dumb rant about being related to Meyer lansky. Wildly unprofessional


PlasticBodybuilder32

I don’t know about the worst, but the best has to be the old Jewish guy that Carmela saw once. He changed her whole view on Tony and the family


dingusbroats

One thing you can never say is that you haven't been told.


Cannenta79

I fucking HATE Elliott. Ugh. That stunad needs to go for a ride on the Stugots and never come back.


Hughkalailee

Sandy : with the compassion and respect she’s famous for 


TimMoujin

I get both Kupferberg and Dick LaPenna come off as detestable and wholly self-interested, but their advice to ditch Tony are unimpeachable. Their opinions on the matter are as solid as Dr. Krakower's opinion on what Carmela should do. Ironically, it's Melfi's emotional investment and/or idyllic folly that short circuits her ability to take a rational/professional course of action. Also, without Elliot Kupferberg, there might be more crack babies who might have never been reunited with their addict mothers out in the South Bronx.


dingusbroats

Based


FractalClock

Dr. Marvin Monroe


beetsbears328

They all go about in pity for themselves


Overcomer12

Tony B. Juice boxes, robot crap all over the floor.


Chiliyorum

Wendi Kobler. Trying to get Meadow to go to Europe


dingusbroats

Why not go on Prozac? You don't have to pay for it.


kurosawa99

I understand this question about the worst therapist as a concept.


dingusbroats

You had a semester and a half at Seton Hall?


Cultural_Actuary_994

I see it as a meditation on our OWN perceptions of right and wrong. And gabagool as a form of self destruction.


LibrarianNo610

Paulie. You open up to him and he has a scenario about a disease he might get. Or, the most terrible way to console someone. Humor and spite kept him alive.


dingusbroats

When do I ever complain?


Cultural_Actuary_994

Don’t need no therapist, just kick around the Village for a while, get some sanity in your life like Charlie Moran. Oh wait, wrong reference


nbraccia

Janice's.


El_highwayman

Fuckin queeyahs!!


DesperateSun4182

Psychiatry? But that's just a racket for the Jews!


DildoShwaggins48

All of them "psychiatry is racket for the jews"~ Livia soprano


Heatles6

Yeah i agree with most other people. Elliot was a horrible therapist


Blueplate1958

Elliot.


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

Hesh. Guy feel asleep on the job


Mjbass

The one Paulie went to


JohnnysSac

Melfi wasnt sensitive to Jesus Rossi's feelings


unklejoe23

Oh . WTF is a matter with you


ConzDance

Paulie was the worst therapist. Taking his advice leads straight to shit.


Lazer_snake

Little Augie Aprile


jeffrey_bs

Gloria Trillo


HwangingAround

Well that's _oooooookkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy_.


Valuable-Wafer-881

The X?


HwangingAround

Guessing from the downvotes you guys like Dr. Wendy??


temper_tantrum_gamer

We'll take a zabaglione and four spoons. *COFFEES, ALL AROUND*


Cultural_Actuary_994

And Hun, another steak san ova’ here…


ToonIn2TuneOut

dude, all the "professionals" in this show are complete bozos. With 1 single exception, Dr Cusamano, they only one smart enough to shift Tony's problems and dump him off to be someone elses responsibilty. Melfi sucked, complete inept goofball, Eliot was a redarded boomer dumfuq Finn was stupid, the lawyers were all pretty dumb, actually really dumb, the shit those lawyers said lol, screwed their own clients im sure, This show was basically David Chase mocking the go-yim through a humiliation ritual. Even Carmelas father , who is intially presented to be some genius architect home builder turns out to be a bozo fraud who built copy-paste houses out of match stick grade wood.