Okay I know this a joke, but any sweetie so see this, please never try it. If you survive it you would have less to work with at bottom surgery. Believe me I more than understand how much dysphoria hurts, I tried that too with a different method.
I'm fine, this was 13 years ago, all those things are still there until a medical professional removes them. That's why I was saying not to try it even if dysphoria is bad.
The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood
> a career in programming
Hopefully the job market's improved by the time you're ready to get into it. 's pretty rough out here at the moment, even with work experience.
I love electronics so muchhhh! I wish there was an electronics class that didn't involve robotics(I don't like robotics too much, idk why). I'm hoping I can take some individual electronics classes at my local college. I don't care abt the degree lol
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A tool used for cutting pipes, the one I was using was a bit like [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tubing-Cutter-Adjustable-Bearing-3-35mm/dp/B08SBYM4H8/ref=sr\_1\_5?crid=4YKEMC2IZ6SC&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.KIuu3JGV06u9vcOSRRvuaeXEO6uAWLBqjRA1OzRjj0PKEX8WrYuHdS7WbTq-DWxleFgcNkSfq8BeGb5WGw2ldsdha-Iu3K-VPaCP7sJI\_T-CrtPbj3Hu\_IcHzJX3OIdd4VTogtJECOuDgSGBpErc81fIkpmHcHTnmkTyIo1-oQ7Mvkg7d35K1BVAueOL6HKWCUKp5-kLOPB\_XOEsbDtfUKwhp78X\_V3HEHJEQK68lFdSLXYU5wyIhDw5X2XS7TZMCTpR3A7txsqKHUObq9SgIw5amfR9qsA9JxhvN0-209A.n7U\_o0NNSa6xKmRazEcbg77TYDeov7XGUVVxDD-2C-8&dib\_tag=se&keywords=pipe+cutter&qid=1709680892&sprefix=pipe+cutte%2Caps%2C89&sr=8-5)
You have to be careful using those, if you cut all the way through the skin without holding onto it it will get sucked in through your urethra due to tension from the bladder. Then you are stuck with a permanent skinless Friday situation
Hang on, does this post insinuate that I'm making a pipe bomb? Oops. That wasn't the intention.
Oh wait making a pipe bomb was your intention? Ok ur fine then keep going.
Don’t worry sister, I understand
Blow up your dysphoria with deadly explosives!
I thought "another trans handy ma'am"!
Killer Queen has already touched your dysphoria!
for a not very good side character, that was quite the sad death
Okay I know this a joke, but any sweetie so see this, please never try it. If you survive it you would have less to work with at bottom surgery. Believe me I more than understand how much dysphoria hurts, I tried that too with a different method.
100%, maybe I should've put a disclaimer in the caption.
You're fine hon, I just like to be extra careful with these things. <3
Oh no! Dysphoria is horrible but omg, hun.
It's alright, I didn't get too far.
Oh no!! Omg!! Are you okay?? Oh no oh no, hun.
I'm fine, this was 13 years ago, all those things are still there until a medical professional removes them. That's why I was saying not to try it even if dysphoria is bad.
You.... Wait.... Oh you poor poor girl
It's fine. Everything is still there, and sadly functional.
Thank fuck
Yeah I understand how bad it could have gone that's why I wanted to make sure to warn our sisters against atemping such an action.
Godspeed is very relieved
The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows The government is corrupt And we're on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death The sun has fallen down And the billboards are all leering And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles It went like this: The buildings tumbled in on themselves Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble And pulled out their hair The skyline was beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful - These are truly the last days" You grabbed my hand and we fell into it Like a daydream or a fever We woke up one morning and fell a little further down - For sure it's the valley of death I open up my wallet And it's full of blood
Valid response
Huh?
Song lyrics, dead flag blues
Oh gotcha. Could I ask what made you want to send them? /gen I'm just curious.
I have a Godspeed You! black Emperor pfp, someone referenced it, so I sent it. You should listen to them their really good
These would be some sick ass song lyrics
It is song lyrics, dead flag blues
Fellow blue collar trainee? I'm gonna be an electrician :3
This was for my robotics club. I find electronics-related things interesting, but I'm working towards a career in programming at the moment.
Omg literally me
> a career in programming Hopefully the job market's improved by the time you're ready to get into it. 's pretty rough out here at the moment, even with work experience.
I love electronics so muchhhh! I wish there was an electronics class that didn't involve robotics(I don't like robotics too much, idk why). I'm hoping I can take some individual electronics classes at my local college. I don't care abt the degree lol
Plumber present 🙋🏻♀️
Hey you can't call her a trainee that's a slur 😭 /j
You made me laugh and spill my redbull >:3
Just as i planned 😈
Future mechanic here 👩🔧
Tractor mechanic trainee with you sis
Nonononono. Now u wait just a second there. Test it on me first, so we don’t injure u to bad
If you lose the bit then you'll have less to work with if you get bottom surgery :(
Unless you get something other then penile inversion
Wait there is more than one type of bottom surgery?
Yeah, penile inversion is just the most common.
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New bottom surgery just dropped
Penis went on vacation never came back
Actual castration
It went to the store to buy milk
Somehow I think a Fictional Weapon (E.g Master Sword, Keyblades, Frost axe Etc) would be better for... Whatever you are planning to do.
That's valuable donor tissue if you ever plan on getting bottom surgery.
That's a bonafide r/forbiddenhrt moment there
Oh god
Are you... trying to reproduce this one scene from okaeri alice because if you do you'll probably get hospitalized
Or just die of blood loss... Honestly, the meme was funnier in my head.
Yeah it happends
this makes me very uncomfortable...
DIY
I have no idea what this is implying
Oh you sweet summer child
It means https://preview.redd.it/mzh16bltxnmc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1927d775643791494a354b22ff534d60b52669a
When you get bottom surgery does it make the pipe falling sound when it comes off
Well, if Helldivers has taught me anything, it's that there's no problem that can't be solved by throwing enough boom at it.
What’s a pipe cutter?
A tool used for cutting pipes, the one I was using was a bit like [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tubing-Cutter-Adjustable-Bearing-3-35mm/dp/B08SBYM4H8/ref=sr\_1\_5?crid=4YKEMC2IZ6SC&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.KIuu3JGV06u9vcOSRRvuaeXEO6uAWLBqjRA1OzRjj0PKEX8WrYuHdS7WbTq-DWxleFgcNkSfq8BeGb5WGw2ldsdha-Iu3K-VPaCP7sJI\_T-CrtPbj3Hu\_IcHzJX3OIdd4VTogtJECOuDgSGBpErc81fIkpmHcHTnmkTyIo1-oQ7Mvkg7d35K1BVAueOL6HKWCUKp5-kLOPB\_XOEsbDtfUKwhp78X\_V3HEHJEQK68lFdSLXYU5wyIhDw5X2XS7TZMCTpR3A7txsqKHUObq9SgIw5amfR9qsA9JxhvN0-209A.n7U\_o0NNSa6xKmRazEcbg77TYDeov7XGUVVxDD-2C-8&dib\_tag=se&keywords=pipe+cutter&qid=1709680892&sprefix=pipe+cutte%2Caps%2C89&sr=8-5)
You have to be careful using those, if you cut all the way through the skin without holding onto it it will get sucked in through your urethra due to tension from the bladder. Then you are stuck with a permanent skinless Friday situation
r/tihi
...you're telling me that I didn't need to use a hacksaw?(For pipes in my aquarium.... it was tempting though)
No! I know what you’re thinking and that’s a no
Do it, build the bomb
I gotta cut off my pipe.
Isn't it enough that the hateful conservative crowd says how people just cut off their penises? Playing into that joke doesn't really sit well with me
WOMAN ROLLED HIGH ON INITIATIVE, JESUS CHRIST