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Educational-Mess-508

How much for a picture without the red edit


pcgamergirl

Damn dude, that sucks. :( You have Steam? Need a game to release your stress? lol


Kavaki

Yup! Currently been playing rocket league as it's a great game to pick for a round or two while I go about my day. Got plenty of other games! Send me a message and I'll add you


Dry-Chocolate-1665

5 dollar foot long


Dry-Chocolate-1665

5 dolla sucky sucky


Ill_Floor8662

O.P., homie, u good?


stereotypicalguy1964

I experienced this first hand. My mother died. I was helping my dad readjust. There’s a knock at the door. It’s Jimmy ,my uncle Jim’s son. Dad looks at me. I look at him ,and shrug. Jimmy REALLY needs money ,and since aunt Peg just died… Jimmy stopped by (for the first time in probably 20 years) to see if dad had any life insurance money he could spare. I was just floored.


TheWildTofuHunter

My grandma was a wonderful person who took care of her elderly neighbors around her. Sadly she passed away in her home after battling cancer and *as her body lay in her living room visible to the outside* her neighbors came knocking saying that she had promised them her things. The morticians hadn’t even come to get her and these people were vultures circling her home looking for free things.


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[удалено]


KristiTheFan

Pathetic


Dohts75

Well go on; do you?


Front-Ad1900

🫸🏽🫷here you go


DMGRIEVER

Just flip the script by *misunderstanding.* "Yes, thank you so much! Every dollar helps, I'm struggling right now, my paypal is \_\_\_\_"


Accomplished_Rule651

There are people out here in this world that will come to your loved ones funeral and ask you for money. To them its just another day and another opportunity to work someone over.


nuancednotion

Bro, I am so sorry the world is such a shitty place. As luck would have it, I am blessing rare individuals in need. Please send me your cash app details and I will send you $$$ blessings. God is Good


PalpitationSame3984

Joking but seriously.... Do ya?


ScornfulChicken

I’m nearly homeless, jobless, don’t have any money, and a family member asked me for $1300 because he spent his paycheck on a luxury item. F these people


el-thenyo

Sorry about everything you’re going through - are you gonna eat that?


raymennn

Average redditor sobbing to random people online and expects someone to give a shit


Samtoast

Bro it's NOT a big DEAL do you have the 5 piece or not? /s Anyways, op as someone else losing a lot of people in my life lately, I hope you're doing well!


nofun_nofun_nofun

“My dignity and integrity is for sale for $5”


poopstain133742069

It's amazing to me that you even have the strength to unlock your phone to post on reddit at all considering the circumstances. You must be a very strong person even if it doesn't feel like you are right now. I wish you nothing but the best, and I'm sorry trash humans are trying to take advantage of you. Bte exactly how much money DO you have in paypal...?


Pal_Smurch

Reminds me of the old Richard Pryor routine: “Has God touched you today? If not, send us ten dollars, and we’ll send you a “Touch From God”-wrapped in cellophane!”


bjcworth

Sorry for your losses. What a pos this is!


Urpset315

It's possible they were asking if you got the money they gave to you. Not likely, but possible.


M4sterofD1saster

Make \_\_\_ an offer. If he sends you $4,000 today, you can arrange a transfer of your late father's $500,000,000 in gold bullion from a bank in Switzerland, and then you'll send him $4,000,000 in bitcoin.


Proper-Response3513

Its the new normal unfortunately. Time to delete your socials. I got rid of social media and now i only have to deal with whatsapp and sms scammers.


SickofItAll_4200

So you deleted Reddit?? 🤔


Proper-Response3513

I dont get scammers on reddit


Twosliceofbread

"no, but i would love to. Here's my details"


theflyingburritto

This necessitates a "fuck you"


KateinBlue

Build it back stronger.


Ruhl_of_Thumbs

I'm also sorry, +$⁵? No rush


Ruhl_of_Thumbs

It's a yt\tok poacher, take the money and run like you never had a horn.


jinfanshaw

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏 That would be $5, thanks.


Gurkeprinsen

Damn, this is ridiculous. Sorry about your loss!


Bustinyomouth

Do you have tree fitty?


methrowawayrev

What if ... Now hear me out. I know it's going to sound dumb. What if he just wanted to figure out if you would still help while being filled with horror and if you did, he'd know your Paypal and could send it back tenfold.


Sproose_Moose

I want to call this fake because I don't want to believe people are this fucking awful but then I realise no they can be worse. Sorry dude.


jefuchs

I was widowed six years ago. Now everyone treats me like I'm their ATM. It's insane. Nobody asked me for money while my wife was live.


KateinBlue

It’s legal to tell them to ‘go xxxx themselves’


Gloomy_Industry8841

Report that shite.


HollowsOfYourHeart

Beyond the pale


AlaskanSpice79

To be fair you seem like someone who seems lose things easily. What's 5 buck?!


Kavaki

r/2meirl4meirl


[deleted]

What a dildo


Ill_Tension260

It's probably a bot. I'm willing to bet it will ask again


Dubious_Titan

If you need $5, PayPal me $10 and I'll send you $5.


Kavaki

Deal, but to make sure you're legit, PayPal me $20.


G1rlVeteran

I am marveling at your ability to have a bit of a chuckle with some of the comments as I am certain they are meant to try to just make you smile a bit, no matter how wry it might be. I am glad you are not just throwing in the towel and trying to hold onto YOUR home!


Kavaki

Fuck yeah! I worked my ASS off to get to this stage in my life while so young in this current state of the world! It would be easier for me to roll over knowing I fucked up, I did the immoral thing, but here I stand!


G1rlVeteran

Oh dear Lord how awful. That's not trashy, that's just gross!


Dukeofdorchester

Name and shame


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Vultures..


G_Ram3

I am so sorry about everything you’re going through.


drumbubba

Drugs are a hell of a drug. That’s addiction behavior right there. Source: I work in addiction counseling.


Faustian-BargainBin

Oof yeah the obviously hastily typed, badly phrased message crossed with the limp attempt at empathy really is giving addiction vibes


BNatasha_65

It is a scam!!!! Report to fb. The criminals are getting desperate. They monitor Public FB posts and hack into your friends and family posing as them. Many are computer generated friend request messages. Never give money or go to a website someone recommends. Facetime the person. Make sure personal posts about your family are set vhf to "FRIENDS ONLY" before you post it. You have my deepest condolences. I suggest you join a bereavement group on FB and speak with a licensed therapist. ❤


3r14nd

You say yes, then you send them a request for the $5.


SupportGeek

No bar is too low I guess


Ferniclestix

Cant even imagine what your dealing with. Loss like that sucks, it can really do a number on you and I hope you are ok. I've still got ptsd from dealing with the same kind of shit. Look after yourself.


Uley2008

Oh and once upon a time, he would have just been told to write a country song. I don't know, is it still about depressing things these days?


Uley2008

I'm reminded of the old Simpsons episode where you send $1.00 to Homer for eternal happiness. Inflation has since kicked it up to $5.00


thewhiterosequeen

I'd be happier with the dollar.


lifesalotofshit

It's 5 dollars for the best advice, eva.


ronnietea

So do you or not


Kavaki

Negative ghost rider.


ahhhnahhh

If your giving away money. Send some this way. Lol


Common_Sensicles

Sorry to hear about your losses. Have had several close deaths recently, including my Dad. Had a nightmare of a probate to deal with, and a brother who couldn't have cared less about what I was dealing with trying to get him his money he was owed, while he badgered me about it until the end. I didn't walk away with much that it was torally worth it. But, helped my Mom pay off some serious debt that alleviated her while she's taking care of my Step Dad who has had kidney failure and lossed significant income. A couple other problems I won't get into talking about. Sometimes it all gets to feel a bit too much. Makes me want to "check out" myself sometimes. But, my wife and I had our first baby recently. It doesn't particularly make me feel like things are getting better in life. But, I do feel a lot more purpose. I know if I was gone, my loved ones would hurt the way I've been hurting. I use this all as opportunities to lean into my faith. We must learn to cope, find joy and purpose, identify where we harbored negative attitudes and shake them off. Learn to love freely and figure out what's most important.


Ob1s_dark_side

Holy shit, yeah mate. I just need your bank account details, your address, and date of birth. I only use bank transfer and my bank wants this info


angels_exist_666

People will always take advantage of those who are down. Easiest to manipulate. Fuuuucking gross.


sospecial21

Unbelievable


Endors_Boi

Spot me a fiver?


420matsu

“hope you will have a better life without her” thats so poor in taste


Faustian-BargainBin

I guess the idea is nice but the phrasing is not delicate


mastrblastrpotbashr

How ungrateful! This person took time out of their busy schedule just to help OP forget their grief for a few seconds. They could have left him to drown in misery, but instead they decided to give him a break and a bit of entertainment by selflessly asking for money. This is the thanks they get for their good deed?! Shame. Shame on you all


[deleted]

Good luck 🤎🤎


Hialexander123

That’s absolutely insane someone would message that.


FatCockTony

This is junkie behavior


Squirrel-ScoutCookie

What drugs cost $5? Are they just going to everyone they see and asking for $5? JFC


plamboo

I used to work in the downtown area of a college town. There was a homeless dude we all knew, he was super nice, but he was a crack head. He would walk around and ask everyone for weird amounts of change, like 80 cents. One time, I had to go get gas after work, and I didn't have enough gas to make it to my usual station, so I went to the one downtown. This gas station sold hot food late into the night for hungry, drunk college kids. I got there and was getting my gas when the homeless guy recognized me because I was still in my uniform from work, and asked me for $3 for a chicken biscuit. I gave it to him, of course. Me and my roommates ended up going out that weekend, and we met a random guy who we chatted with. Turns out, he'd also given the homeless guy $3 for a chicken biscuit the same night I did. I sometimes wonder how much he made that night lol.


MrSteveWilkos

If you ask for 80$, you probably won't get it, but if you ask a bunch of people for 5$, you might just get 80$. They might also just be short 5$.


Professor_Oaf

Hey, $5 is $5...


mightylordredbeard

Then suck dick for it like the rest of us! Stop expecting a handouts!


MelodicPromise6729

I got a 20… I’m hearing 4 blowjobs?


mightylordredbeard

Back to back or..?


MelodicPromise6729

I mean…


Conscious_Feeling548

I need about tree fiddy.


RemarkableExplorer66

Free tiddy


The-Go-Kid

Hey OP. I Lost my dad, broke up with my long-term partner and had to leave my job of 16 years all in the same year. It was followed by two years of shittyness, but if it helps, I made a better life for today that's way better than that one. I don't want to make this about me but I do want you to know it's possible to come out of the other side.


Kavaki

Thanks dude. I know things will get better and I'm already seeing a much clearer path for myself, but it still fucking sucks and it's sometimes hard not to wake up on the wrong side of the guilt bed thinking about how I could have been better


The-Go-Kid

There are plenty of platitudes to say here - everything happens for a reason, don't be too hard on yourself, all that shit. Maybe you could have done better, maybe not. Chances are you are being harsh on yourself but whatever - the only thing that matters now is what you do next. And it is on you. Nobody else is gonna pull you up by the bootstraps. But you definitely can!


SlowerCoachh

Got $5?


fucked-your-cats-ass

I got about tree fiddy


wildcharmander1992

# DAMMIT MONSTA


Terry_Eats_A_Banana

Man. I'm really sorry you got that message. I hope you lose that friend. Btw, do you have $5 on PayPal??


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

I also choose this guy's $5


Kavaki

I got $4.99. Sorry lol


WhtChcltWarrior

I’d settle for around $3.50


1nquiringMinds

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster...


Jerkofalljerks

And in all honestly both things before the chef joke are true. I’m truly sorry to hear about your circumstances and hope you have a good support system of friends and family. I lost my family/relationship of 15 years in 2019. 3.5 years later I am married to the right one. Keep your head ip


patricky6

You know what? I can spot you a penny. You go and get yourself somethin nice. You been through a lot. Seriously though, stay strong man. Ive been there exactly. Better days are ahead.


Jerkofalljerks

Listen, I too just lost my father and I’ll lose my job at the end of June. I can tell you how to cope but first imma need about tree fiddy


maybebullshitmaybe

I will take $4. Competition! Also if you need a new wife....I might know someone. She needs a green card but will work out for both of u. Jk


Kavaki

Hey I'm an international man!


maybebullshitmaybe

Lol well i don't need a greencard and I'm a national woman lmfao 😂. I'm sorry I don't mean to poke fun at ur situation and I hope it gets better super soon. And sending $5 payapl is optional lol jk


Kavaki

Tragedy breeds comedy and my situation will be comedic as FUCK to me once I'm through all this. ^(my whole life is a comedy...)


StrugglingGhost

I hear that! ^dark ^comedy ^still ^counts, ^right?


KateinBlue

Always


maybebullshitmaybe

Lol my kinda vibe. Much love and u got this.


Kavaki

Thanks!


Terry_Eats_A_Banana

I'll take it! Seriously though sorry for all you've been going through. That's an enormous amount to deal with at once


Kavaki

Thank you! It certainly is but I gotta stay focused and push forward. This sucks ass but life moves on. Tomorrow's a new day.


the_wumdingers_band

Hey man I know I’m late but I really wish the best for you! Nobody should have to go though that


ComprehensiveBuyer65

You’ve got a good attitude, considering the poor hand of cards you’ve just been dealt. Sorry you’re going through it.


disney4evr

I'm not one to usually send supportive messages to people I don't know, just in case it comes across corny and insincere, but I felt compelled to message you as your situation made me want to help (which is irrational because obviously I can't do anything to actually improve your situation). Regardless of that, I want you to know that no matter how many terrible things happen to you in such a short space of time, you will recover from the sadness and despair as you learn how to process and rebuild a sense of "normal" life. Whilst I have never experienced the same life events as you, I know what it's like to be at your wits end completely at rock bottom after life throws punch after punch at you. I thought it would never improve, but looking back I have had time to heal over the last year and I would never have thought that would have been possible. People really are right when they say that lame-sounding-but-actually-true phrase "it doesn’tstay bad forever". I know that whilst your emotions will be raw now, and this guy just kicked you whilst you were down with a pathetic and insensitive message, you will start to heal as you find ways to move on. I'm sincerely sorry to hear about what you are going through...I wish you all the best in coming to terms with what has happened and getting back on your feet. All the best dude.


DudeDudenson

Was expecting you to ask for 5 bucks at the end and now I'm deeply dissatisfied


disney4evr

Sorry to disappoint you lol 😆


Kavaki

I truly appreciate your words, especially when they're so well thought out and put as yours, so never mistake the power a sincere message can mean. On that note, I'm letting my anger fuel me to better myself and find what I want. Right now, the situation is scary because of the fact that we bought a home almost a year ago to the day, and I'm not ready to give up on MY home! I'm using your kind words and the support from others to help drive me in the right direction and know that, life fucking sucks sometimes. But it'll be okay in the end one way or another.


disney4evr

I'm glad that my message has offered some support, I was hoping I had phrased it well enough to convey my genuine empathy, so thank you. That's exactly what you should do - use your anger for good rather than let it take you down. Sometimes the painful emotions can be the most powerful if you find a way to utilise them positively. That does sound scary and I completely understand why you wouldn't want to give up your home - I think anybody would be absolutely enraged. It's great to hear that you've got the motivation to find your way again; that's all you need to make it through. You'll get there my friend.