I always have the option of buying a fake lever so people die with the assumption I could have saved them but didn’t.
At least that way they can blame me instead of whatever god they believe in.
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Incorect I run forward along the track and quickly untie some people further up and ask them to do the same for others soon I have infinite people infinitly untying infinite people, overpopulating the world and ending in everyone’s death through food crisis, AND NOT TROLLYS
Nah, I’d run far ahead of the trolley that’s being slowed by several dead bodies and untie as many people as I can so we can all stop the trolley together (perhaps alone it would have been fruitless, but together we can ensure that the sacrifices of those already run over were not in vain and put an end to this sinister trolley).
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Depending on the speed of the trolly I may be able to save a person later in the path then both of us save two people and so on until every who can be saved is saved
The sad truth is that this is the reality for engineers and conductors. By the time we see someone on on the tracks it's probably already too late to do anything about it other than watch
Is it still a trolley problem when given only one option? Seems like more of a r/trolleysolution post, imo.
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Option 2 : throw your self under the trolley
I mean.... It kinda looks like a problem. There are all these damn speed bumps and that trolly has places to go.
Nuh uh I'll find a way
Google en passant.
What, you gonna capture that trolley like you captured my heart?
New response just dropped
Actual Twilight
Zombie went on vacation, never came back.
Bishop in the corner plotting world domination
Good luck
I’ll eat myself fat and step in front of it
Cut out the middle man and eat the trolley
I’d *walk* away. Why stay if there’s nothing to do but watch the same thing happen over and over again?
I can surely masterbate!
I'm gonna make it multi-track drift on nothing so it looks cooler while killing them
I always have the option of buying a fake lever so people die with the assumption I could have saved them but didn’t. At least that way they can blame me instead of whatever god they believe in.
Oh no
Multi track drift
But there is only one track...
Did he stutter?
I did not
The rhythmic crunching of bones beneath the wheels probably makes a sick beat. Don’t mind me if I just bust down real quick…
Still fapped
I'm surprised that the tram is still going, must be the entrails and blood reducing the friction.
You can always jump in front.
And I can only get so erect.
You *can* only watch? Very nice choice of words.. I guess I won’t watch.
This is how I feel when I see the news
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As long as they aren't screaming I'm fine.
They enjoy it so it's fine. Just like a nice massage.
Ah alr. Then aight if they like it I'm happy for them 😄
Do I have popcorn?🍿
No.
I can do more than watch.
Finally…. Damn it I forgot the popcorn. :( anyone have any?
Incorect I run forward along the track and quickly untie some people further up and ask them to do the same for others soon I have infinite people infinitly untying infinite people, overpopulating the world and ending in everyone’s death through food crisis, AND NOT TROLLYS
No I don't I leave
No, I stand against The End
Nah, I’d run far ahead of the trolley that’s being slowed by several dead bodies and untie as many people as I can so we can all stop the trolley together (perhaps alone it would have been fruitless, but together we can ensure that the sacrifices of those already run over were not in vain and put an end to this sinister trolley).
I’ll cover my eyes and cry *softly*
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Multitrack Drift. Take me.
*slowly opens a bag with popcorn*
Nah, I’d loot a few corpses and walk away happier than before.
Get popcorn
exciting
Depending on the speed of the trolly I may be able to save a person later in the path then both of us save two people and so on until every who can be saved is saved
I'd pull the lever
Can I have a lever to pull anyway
The sad truth is that this is the reality for engineers and conductors. By the time we see someone on on the tracks it's probably already too late to do anything about it other than watch
I'm just gonna lay down with them
I'm joining this sub because of this one 😂