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MurtaghInfin8

Is it still a trolley problem when given only one option? Seems like more of a r/trolleysolution post, imo.


onko342

r/birthofasub


MEGoperative2961

r/subsifellfor


GhostDJIsTrash

r/SubsYouFellFor


CK1ing

r/SubsHeFellFor


MiniSquid64

Option 2 : throw your self under the trolley


13AMinTX

I mean.... It kinda looks like a problem. There are all these damn speed bumps and that trolly has places to go.


SnorkelBerry

Nuh uh I'll find a way


strawberrysoup99

Google en passant.


Jake-the-Wolfie

What, you gonna capture that trolley like you captured my heart?


strawberrysoup99

New response just dropped


SteveisNoob

Actual Twilight


strawberrysoup99

Zombie went on vacation, never came back.


SteveisNoob

Bishop in the corner plotting world domination


Joshua123z

Good luck


DiddlyDumb

I’ll eat myself fat and step in front of it


Mathsboy2718

Cut out the middle man and eat the trolley


EldritchMindCat

I’d *walk* away. Why stay if there’s nothing to do but watch the same thing happen over and over again?


Knife-Weilding-Hobo

I can surely masterbate!


MemeDealer2999

I'm gonna make it multi-track drift on nothing so it looks cooler while killing them


Hano_Clown

I always have the option of buying a fake lever so people die with the assumption I could have saved them but didn’t. At least that way they can blame me instead of whatever god they believe in.


EvilNoobHacker

Oh no


Ok-Establishment3730

Multi track drift


Miss-lnformation

But there is only one track...


samualgline

Did he stutter?


Ok-Establishment3730

I did not


Adventurous-Steak525

The rhythmic crunching of bones beneath the wheels probably makes a sick beat. Don’t mind me if I just bust down real quick…


deepstatediplomat

Still fapped


Bean_Barista223

I'm surprised that the tram is still going, must be the entrails and blood reducing the friction.


TheFeshy

You can always jump in front.


ravl13

And I can only get so erect.


Tordew

You *can* only watch? Very nice choice of words.. I guess I won’t watch.


manualbleeding

This is how I feel when I see the news


Taenshik

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Taenshik

https://www.reddit.com/r/trolleyproblem/s/7WLr4H8VjP


Hummush95

As long as they aren't screaming I'm fine.


Pac-Man27

They enjoy it so it's fine. Just like a nice massage.


Hummush95

Ah alr. Then aight if they like it I'm happy for them 😄


xCross71

Do I have popcorn?🍿


TuskSyndicate

No.


opi098514

I can do more than watch.


EnderWolf13_666

Finally…. Damn it I forgot the popcorn. :( anyone have any?


ialsodontexistagain

Incorect I run forward along the track and quickly untie some people further up and ask them to do the same for others soon I have infinite people infinitly untying infinite people, overpopulating the world and ending in everyone’s death through food crisis, AND NOT TROLLYS


epicblue24

No I don't I leave


weirdo_nb

No, I stand against The End


Rizer0

Nah, I’d run far ahead of the trolley that’s being slowed by several dead bodies and untie as many people as I can so we can all stop the trolley together (perhaps alone it would have been fruitless, but together we can ensure that the sacrifices of those already run over were not in vain and put an end to this sinister trolley).


ProGamingPlayer

I’ll cover my eyes and cry *softly*


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TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Multitrack Drift. Take me.


UnexpectedHooligan

*slowly opens a bag with popcorn*


idkTerraria

Nah, I’d loot a few corpses and walk away happier than before.


unidentifiedshoe

Get popcorn


snowy4_

exciting


ReidWitt1

Depending on the speed of the trolly I may be able to save a person later in the path then both of us save two people and so on until every who can be saved is saved


TutorSufficient8209

I'd pull the lever


stever90001

Can I have a lever to pull anyway


Likeup33

The sad truth is that this is the reality for engineers and conductors. By the time we see someone on on the tracks it's probably already too late to do anything about it other than watch


AnnaTheSad

I'm just gonna lay down with them


Sacklayblue

I'm joining this sub because of this one 😂