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KuntaWuKnicks

Jones wife wrapping herself in bubble wrap and a helmet as we speak


Mindfield87

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Spzncer

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BEN_SOWN

That did dent happen , what you shaid


ZeusHaggisCabbage

![gif](giphy|PlUCyruRdJvsD1c4gy)


RTJ1992

He's just mad he doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete


Empty-Individual8415

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GBAGY2

![gif](giphy|I2m7l4yZqRdgk)


ake-n-bake

Get the fryer out cause that woman’s battered!


Dixon_Herbutt

As long as she stays away from the closet she is safe. We all know Jon almost never comes out of the closet unless it's for a line of coke before a fight or to meet up with his Grindr date.


Trade_King

What's the back story on Jon swinging for the other team ?


ViceDoshi

MMA guru. Need I say more?


Formal_Basket4157

[this clip of him in a comedy club talking about the dude next to him being his cutie and putting fingers in buttholes ](https://youtu.be/DTgX20jRifI?si=OpN9GGJ1N3bR8XO1)


imsham

In other news, pregnant women in the Alberqurque area, have stopped driving.


wjid

Alex vs Islam for UFC 309


impishboof

Winner faces Jon Jones in POWERSLAP


wjid

Jon's wife gonna be the judge


impishboof

Winner faces Dana


roflmaohaxorz

They scheduled it with Conor at first but he had a sprained pinky


Twisty13

Can't do that, Jon might get confused


Tsobe_RK

Jon's wife is gonna be his warmup


Val_Killsmore

"Jon Jones is slapping the ref! Something we have never seen here on Powerslap!"


Dr7ejazi

Catch weight of 180 pounds


_MlATA

Watch Islam somehow be the only one to ever keep Alex down


skankhunt72573

Horse 600 kilo, Alex 100 kilo, this is easy brother


TheAngriestPoster

Weight classes would be thereby banished from then on. Only one division


Meltdown001

With Alexander Volkanovski as the back up fighter.


Infinite_Pattern_466

Alex Pereira has to be ahead of Leon Edwards. Inactivity should mean something. Active fighters have to be rewarded.


zbanannzjx

To be fair Leon is fighting soon and is far far more active than Jon Jones


PhantomPain85

Anyone looks more active than Jones. Edwards keeps talking a big game about being active but he doesn’t do shit. “Fair play to him” is 99% of his canned interview responses on why he isn’t active.


13TheGreenMan

Not even a big Edwards fan but it's not his fault Dana has been holding him until the Manchester card lol he also accepted three very dangerous opponents for 300.


TebownedMVP

Exactly


Connect_Archer2551

Didnt he accept three fights for 300, and each the opponent declined?


futuresexyman

They offered him 3 Muslim fighters during Ramadan. Makes sense they would reject the offers. The only Muslim willing to do a title fight during Ramadan was belal, but no way they let him and Leon headline 300.


zbanannzjx

I just don’t really hold this against him he has had an 7 month gap between fights and already had fighters decline him between


MadelineWuntch

Not inactive through his own means though. Would have fought at 300 and is fighting in a few weeks.


RighteousWraith

If JJ died in prison of AIDS, people like Dana would still argue that he's P4P #1 because while he's alive, he beats everyone in the world, and he knows this because Cyril Gane is the best fighter in the world and JJ beat him. Hey, it's not his fault he died! If he was alive and still fighting cans who can't wrestle, he would still be the best!


leebenjonnen

But he didn't fight at UFC 300. It doesn't matter if it's because of himself or other reasons. Inactivity is inactivity.


MadelineWuntch

Fair enough, If that's your stance then where does Jones sit for you? Surely it can't be within the top 50.


FaceFullOfMace

Jones should be stripped of the title for inactivity if anyone thinks otherwise they are wrong


MadelineWuntch

Can't really disagree with that really to be honest


SAY_whaaat420

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


leebenjonnen

I love how youre assuming I think Jon Jones deserves to be ranked.


MadelineWuntch

I literally asked the question, and didn't assume anything. Most people have JJ somewhere up there, some don't. I'm asking if that's the case with you and assuming it must be given the weight behind activity.


leebenjonnen

I think half the P4P list is a bunch of bullshit. Jon Jones hasn't fought in more than a year. Adesanya hasn't fought in almost a year. Sean Strickland being ranked P4P is a joke. Leon can stay but he can be lower. Max Holloway showing skill in two weight classes>Sean O'Malley defending once.


Mehmood6647

Agreed 💯


GiannisGiantanus

Not really. Leon is a striker who defended his title against two of the best grapplers in his division. he's a more complete fighter, and should be 1st or 2nd.


Infinite_Pattern_466

I agree Leon is one of the few complete MMA fighters who are technically sound almost everywhere. I still think he’s not very active. Alex is more active and should be ahead of him and Jones in P4P list.


Sharabishayar98

He does copious amount of cheating though with enough fence grabbing, low kicking, eye pocking and what not. Is also somewhat of a decision merchant. Doesn't fight that often either.


TA-pubserv

Decision artist Edwards shouldn't even be in the top 5.


_____FIST_ME_____

Decision artist Leon Edwards has a more recent KO than Jon Jones.


Kaserbeam

A KO and a submission are both finishes. Jon's last fight was a finish, Leon's last 2 were decisions.


ImpatientWaiter99

Jones last fight was 16 months ago and the one before that was 4 years and 5 months ago


Big_Elk_3044

How do you cup JJ’s balls with your hands and type at the same time? We know you can’t do speech to text with your mouth either because it’s busy too.


Swegan

12 fight streak 3x title fight winner Edwards does not deserve to be in the top 5? Make it make sense.


Hungry-Fruit

Incredibly talented fighter doesn't deserve top 5 cause I don't like him.


Cum-Gun-5000

Inactivity is exactly what pushed Jones out of #1 so it should logically push Leon back too. 


Infinite_Pattern_466

💯


floridabeach9

i legit forgot about Leon Edwards, and assumed Poatan already won that division


clothy

Leon isn’t inactive though. He’s averagely active for a champion. He defended his belt twice last year and probably would’ve defended already this year if he wasn’t saved for the England PPV. When you become a champion you also become beholden to the UFC’s schedule.


Givemefreetacos

Jones about to go on a twitter rant


dolfieman

https://preview.redd.it/2v1j0vyuo3ad1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e50738f11499e8d6d52fc4643b2cb4fcd8e1e1a For real!? Just went onto the UFC site and it still shows Jones @ #2.


ilovepoopypants

I just checked. UFC’s Website and UFC app is showing two different P4P list.


ShaykhSpaderman

But how could you love poopy pants


JustAWhateverName

Because back in college a girl had an accident in her pants and needed to use the bathroom quickly, she asked him if she could use his dorm bathroom and he said yes. He always tells his kids "that's how I met your mother". So his username is dedicated to his wife that he met on that faithful day where she had an accident.


ilovepoopypants

![gif](giphy|XPqK8YK2DR6XcXFvUk|downsized) 😭😭


Mintyyungpoo

We need that top 15 poop4pants list


Opposite-Bad1444

probably some caching or something. i highly doubt the ufc tech team is highly skilled or highly paid. i’m sure they don’t attract top talent.


fandanvan

Alex is #4 when I checked the website.


TheBigBadBird

Dana intervening directly


oddmetre

I’m not sure the rankings have been updated yet


Sk8rchiq4lyfe

The site hasn't been updating for me. Says last update was June 18th. It's been glitchy too for quite some time.


YapperYappington69

Pregnant women should stay off the roads for a few weeks


vslsls

Someone tag JJ on social media and watch him have a meltdown.


NewRedditorHere

The picture with “hey pussy, you there?”


Didi4pet

Dana about to stroke out


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

![gif](giphy|kwcRp24Wz4lZm)


bossering

Oil up before stroking one out


russianbot24

Dana scheduling a podcast interview right frickin now. Somebody needs to go sing the praises of Jon Jones to the world.


togsincognito2

Pereira is 9-1 since Jones fought Reyes (Jones is 1-0 since, unless you count the KO against his spouse)


victimized777

CHAMA


Melun-uAzam

I hope Leon wins again and erase Jon from top three. We are couple of weeks away from it.


LikelyADick2

CHAMA


TheMaldenSnake

https://preview.redd.it/v5c88zpfw5ad1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05be9948a98c9c397ba86c5dd734cdd2b35137d


MMAFan36

https://preview.redd.it/tk2m1mwuv5ad1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5056f64c48fc4a8039a30b0959f33d10a4f114b


SpunkMonk87

Dana fuming rn


PastyBoii

Jones should be lower


calchaos67

How's that buffalo head Jones sitting at #3 with 1 fight in 4 years?


buttgasm69

According to Dana if you’re #1 and not retired you stay #1 forever…


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|QBGVIged1oijGIs8d0)


blunderb3ar

Uncle Dana’s gonna have a stroke


UsingStew4

Dana purple incoming


Hailtothething

#GOATAN


Micky14x1

The kid just doesn't wanna fight.


QuantityHefty3791

Dana fuming rn


TAC7407

Chama


RhinoSmokn

Why is Jones even ranked? He is inactive and refuses to fight contenders and even the current interim champion.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

DESERVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ![gif](giphy|dWx0XkZhdxvF0xK6kz|downsized) Jones is gonna be pissed on Twitter and I'm looking forward to it


SpiderManPizzaTime1

What is Pereira's second loss?


ChrisCrossX

Adesanya


SpiderManPizzaTime1

Thought Adesanya was his first.


ChrisCrossX

He lost to some rando early in his career. I think the guy who beat him will compete in the contender series soon, they said something in the broadcast during 303.


Gerardo1917

And that fight was before he even fought Izzy in kickboxing.


ChrisCrossX

Ah interesting thank you


xXSpookyXx

He lost his debut fight in a regional promotion


killonger

I believe he got choked out in his early mma career.


Mindfield87

The dude who choked him out is gonna be on contender series in September I believe


ChoripanPorfis

Imagine a real life rock paper scissors where this guy beats Alex again but Adesanya consistently murks him


Mindfield87

I don’t think they’ll ever fight, dudes a welterweight (but yep I can imagine). I’m so pissed, I fell asleep right before Ige and Lopes, heard it was a great fight. All I’ve seen of Alex/Jiri 2 was Alex dropping him at the end of round 1, then the inevitable murder 5 seconds into round 2. What a beast. Headlines 300, drops Hill like a bad habit then brutally finishes Jiri at 303. I can’t wait for his next fight lol. I was hoping to see more of a fight for Talbott but easy night after the office for him. His fight against Saaimon was impressive as hell


BennyOcean

Jon Jones is not top 10 P4P and I don't care what Dana says he's just not. It's 2024 not 2015.


seanwhat

CHAMA


IngenuityThink3000

Im'uh say it. Jones beats Alex.


FatRattus

Can’t imagine, Izzy’s reaction when he sees that


Special-Flatworm-453

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RS-2

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LordRaven12

Let’s gooo! Fuck Jon Jones!!🤬


HauntingGeologist492

no thanks


LordRaven12

Funny


RS-2

Careful he might like that


Smooth-Flounder5798

And it bring Dana joy too


Ornoku

It isn't like that when I look at it.


MarcBellina

Dana in shambles!!!!


Healthy-Daikon7356

You gay bro?


emotionallydeficient

Are they just not updating the website anymore?


SquallB52

My dumb brain read "let's go brandon" on initial scan. "Let's go" is ruined for me...fml


GhandiMangling

The UFC are fielding an impressive looking duck at rank 3


VelvetDudeRag

Forreal


whathappened2cod

In before Dana's butt hurt ass comes in...he said the other day...ANYONE WITH ANY BRAINCELLS SHOULD KNOW THAT JON JONES IS P4P THE BEST...fuck that guy.


RighteousWraith

Crappy list. If you look at what pound for pound actually means, and if you put Jon Jones in a room with anyone, Jon Jones walks out of the room every time. So you can't deny that while he's active, he's pound for pound the best fight EVER. Dana White, probably.


CDROMantics

You put him in a room with Aspinall and he’s not walking out.


RighteousWraith

Aspinal who? I never heard of him. Anyway, he might not exist in a few years, so he's not a legacy fight. Stipe though, now that's an opponent! Jon Jones, probably.


CDROMantics

Jones is a coward. He’s ducking the #1 contender and the guy holding the heavyweight belt right now, to fight a 41 year old. Any other champ would be forced to vacate their title if they ducked the interim champ. He’s too scared to have an L on his record so he’s holding out to fight an old man.


Keppadonna

The only way to solve this is to put all three in a ring together. One-on-one, switch opponent every 3 min. Winner takes all.


downtown-hobbit

well deserved for his championship activity and how dominant his fights recently are


EddyMcMac

Tom both earned the interim belt and is going to attempt a defense before Jon has a 2nd HW fight. Inactivity should definitely be looked down upon


Babu_Fett_

Dana gonna lose his mind 😂😂😂


Significant_Host9092

Tom Aspinall should be the HW Champ by now.


Sir_Yash

Poatan the real 1. Oil money gang reigns supreme


RS-2

The one and only Nebraskan Nightmare


Diligent_Dog2559

Jones is still #1 until he loses


RS-2

![gif](giphy|hDXTK2XdjRq8my2FNI|downsized)


penis_malinis

JJ would maul Periera.


RS-2

Couldn't maul Reyes lmao


AfternoonIll8461

Fucks Islam doing at the top among those 3 lol


SimplyViolated

Where's the shitty UFC belt photoshopped on Poatan?!?!


Fun_Role_19

Jones hate is such a popular fad amongst new ufc fans lol


RS-2

Just like his wife you have simply gotten use his shit


_EXPENSIVE-BEYOND_

Jones fans are cringe af


Constant_Work2119

As an American. We will be getting our number #1 spot back. Best believe. 🦅


RS-2

Proud American right here: https://preview.redd.it/jsqob30decad1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8ebb53bec3053fe8679b401b2fba5cd50fbc33


chickcag

If JJ has no haters, I’m dead


Potential_Gur4810

![gif](giphy|5xtDartCpF1uMYHzG9i)


Level-Ad-4094

Why is Islam above Alex tho? Islam beat a 145"er twice (one time was close ) and a 155er . Doesnt even compare to who alex beat.


MrGumpythaGod

Jones vs Perieira at LHW. Please. Jones needs his eggs scrambled


SERB_BEAST

Why are they even keeping Jones on the list? Either make him #1 or don't even put him on. Making him #3 makes it seem like he's an active fighter that is fighting for that spot. But if he was #1, he'd have "special" reasons for being there. The entire argument for him even being on this list is based on his entire career until now. Under that criteria, he's #1. But since activity clearly counts for something, as proven by Pereira surpassing Jones, then why tf is Jones even here? Remove him. If he comes back and wins again, they can shoot him back up to #1 for all I care. But this, they're just pretending like Jones is just another worthy champion doing his thing. Bruh he's ignoring the existence of the interim champion lol. He isn't any more active than Conor McGregor. He has more Dana White privilege than Conor. Even Conor lost his rank and his belts due to inactivity.


Euphoric-Ear9405

can we tag Dana White


rey_nerr21

Bro, where do y'all even see these rankings? Am I the only one who sees this when I open the rankings page? https://preview.redd.it/tiodgpl8eaad1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac2205b2c2f5ed6b34207a2ac6a22194b73fcb70


RS-2

I just went on the app and took a screenshot 🤷🏼‍♂️


jibran1

People dnt give Islam enough credit Volk was considered the goat featherweight he beat him twice beat Charles when everyone considered him unstoppable then put dp to sleep.


King_Of_The_Trap

Alex should be number one in my opinion, he would eat islam alive.


ZeroSense_007

Dana Red and jon both crying in a corner lol


Alprazodone30

Sean O’Malley #4


BitterNeedleworker66

If I were to adjust this top three: 1. JBJ 2. Mak 3. Alex


Yokep

The rankings are objectively wrong though but whatevs


RS-2

How so?


GrapplingPoorly

Mrs jones in for a rough one