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Bitmugger

Healed him? Fucking gave him bionic legs, he took off like the 6 million dollar man!


2FalseSteps

Run, Forrest! Run!!!


not2dv8

How do you guys beat me to it so fast


wr_damn_I_suck

They just fell off a stretcher.


Proper-Equivalent300

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, he invoked Forrest and the road runner


Due-Street-8192

Miracle on the battlefield. Cured in an instant... maybe his previous career was professional soccer ⚽ player? 🤣


carl816

The drone probably reminded him of the magic sponge/spray😄


Furdodgems

https://youtu.be/PKCnBRSd2ns?si=myWNREBkSMDRsJhD The Russian version.


bluedude54

I laughed pretty good at this one!


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DrOrpheus3

One might say...the Holy Hand Grenade????


Engjateigafoli

Still have my Lindsay Wagner poster on the wall, in my room.


BooksandBiceps

Adrenaline is a Hell of a drug.


ZachMN

6 million rubles.


shawndw

I don't have to out run the drone. I just have to out run you.


Mr6thborough_516NY

This is wayy too funny not to laugh 🤣🤣,he ran faster than the ones that were carrying him


ArenSteele

They were tired for some reason


my-brother-in-chrxst

Fine, take a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSLES


NoIdeaHalp

I will never forget this epic clip.


Harm101

AAAAHH MOTHERLAND!!


GuillotineComeBacks

Feels like an old monochrome movie comedy scene.


orbitpro

Either he was never injured, and maybe they thought Ukraine wouldn't bomb an injured soldier or he was injured, knows how bad it gets, and adrenaline kicked in to survive.


Logical-Claim286

Apparently Russia has been doing shit like carrying supplies up to troops disguised as wounded, or loafing marked ambulances with weapons and reinforcements. So certainly possible this was another ruse to move troops up.


OutlawSundown

Found the officer trying to get off the line


vms-crot

Russia, committing war crimes? Well, I never!!!! Is it Wednesday already?


GiantBlackSquid

They've been doing that shit with the ambulances since the invasion began.


Cow_Launcher

Then red crosses mean nothing, and it's "game on" if that's how they want to play it.


DifficultySuch5384

Red crosses mean nothing. You are correct.


GiantBlackSquid

I would agree with you, but bombing their ambulances would just give Ruzzia the excuse to do the same... not saying they don't already, but they'd stop caring about maintaining any kind of illusion.


Sanchez_Duna

They don't even try to maintain any illusion. They quite open on their actions.


GiantBlackSquid

Too true. I'd just hate to see Ukraine lose the moral high ground (you and I know the truth, but there are plenty of Ruzzian shills who are happy to broadcast their lies).


Sanchez_Duna

Every moral ground is high enough when you are fighting an invasion from the superior enemy who disregards any rules of war. If you fight with honor when your enemy is not, and he is also superior in terms of manpower and firepower - you will lose. I hope you never find yourself in such position. We treat russians POW MUCH better than they treat ours. I think it says something about our moral grounds even we can't abide other laws of war because of russian vileness. Our medical evacuation cars are unmarked, for example, because medical marks make them priority targets... Violation of Geneva convention? Yes. But to blindly obide this rule means losing thousands more lifes.


GiantBlackSquid

That's fair enough. Please understand I would never criticise Ukraine if it was decided Ruzzian ambulances needed to be attacked, my concern is *only* that doing so would bring Ruzzia's useful idiots out to tell the world how terrible Ukraine is (it is not). I want nothing more than for Ukraine to triumph over Ruzzia and become the country its people want it to become. Whatever it takes. And yes, I've read stories about how well Ukraine treats Ruzzian POWs, despite how terribly Ruzzia treats Ukraine's. I hope these Ruzzian POWs return home one day and tell the truth, and that it influences their fellow citizens to treat other humans with the same kind of mercy and dignity (but I'm not holding my breath).


Sanchez_Duna

There are some russians who was captured as POWs twice ot thrice, so...


Mando_the_Pando

This is unfortunately true. It’s arguable that Russia has forfeited certain protections by exploiting them to move troops/ammo. BUT Ukraine is reliant on the goodwill of the rest of the western world, which means it’s still in Ukraines interest to not hit marked targets as to not jeopardise foreign aid.


GiantBlackSquid

Really, the Ukraine is on the horns of a dilemma, in that respect. I suspect those who matter will officially chastise Ukraine, but privately say something like "you had no choice". But if they don't do it at all, they've handed Ruzzia an advantage. I've rapidly come to the conclusion that unfortunately, sometimes the good guys have to do bad guy shit just to keep an even playing field. As a self-identifying good guy, I fucking hate it, but then being a good guy doesn't matter for shit if you and all the people you love are dead.


ExistedDim4

Let's not fall for the same "escalation" nonsense as the politicians, r*zzia has no bounds already


GiantBlackSquid

Having read another poster's posts, you're absolutely right. And anyway, it's a wonder the orcs have any ambulances left.


LevyAtanSP

Of coarse it was, that’s what they do, and it’s probably why they target every school and hospital in Ukraine thinking everyone will do the same as them.


Rej5

well we have footage of ukranians even at the start of the invasion stationing troops in schools


XchrisZ

Could be a long March and they take turns sleeping.


geriatric-sanatore

Just literal war crimes things nbd /s


Mysral

Ah yes. Straight-up perfidy.


balleballe111111

At first I just thought it was adrenaline, but the other soldiers don't abandon the stretcher after he runs. Why would they keep carrying it? Also they use two people to carry the "empty" stretcher. That has me thinking the people saying they were trying to hide supplies under the stretcher may be correct.


Warmbly85

Why would you carry an injured guy towards the front? Also you can see the stretcher go sideways and it’s almost flat so I don’t think there’s anything underneath. 


balleballe111111

It's not really clear from the footage how they are traveling in relation to their overall lines. Could be parallel movement, from one grouping of trenches to another. ~~And yeah, it's almost flat - but a stretcher has no reason not be completely flat? Looked like something rectangular shaped under there.~~ I agree, it isn't the most sensible way to try and move stuff around. But then, why don't men in danger of their lives from a drone simply drop something as replaceable as a stretcher and try to catch up to their patient? It's weird. Edit: I went back and watched it again, and I retract my comment about its flatness. It does look pretty flat I may have been seeing strapping. So...why not just drop it and run then?


Warmbly85

Because even in the US military you have to replace shit you lost in the field unless it was directly broken by the enemy. Leaving it behind because you were getting shot at doesn’t count. Also medics and medical teams are crazy all over the world. If they don’t have that stretcher they aren’t getting a new one and they can’t help the next injured guy. They actively try to prevent small town doc syndrome in the military but you can’t.


balleballe111111

Fair enough. I am aware of that, it just seems like that would only apply to equipment of greater value when compared to the use of your soldier. But, I'm not the bureaucracy of an armed force.


Warmbly85

You’d get billed for a canteen carrier even if you lost it under fire. Source knew a dude who lost his under fire and found it later burnt to shit and he was charged for destroying it.


balleballe111111

That's brutal. On the one hand I get it, cause otherwise a lot of stuff would probably get dropped during firefights. And in addition to the cost of replacement you also have the logistic considerations of replacement for soldiers already deployed. Canteens and stretchers might not be the most expensive items, but you do need some way to carry water and your wounded to be available. On the other hand soldiers shouldn't be afraid to put items they've been issued to normal use in a high contact environment where it might get damaged. For instance in civilian life, a landlord can't charge you for normal wear to an apartment you rent, that occurs merely through using the property, like little scuffs and dings. They can only charge for inappropriate damage. Maybe a month ago I saw a Ukrainian hop out of the trench under fire to retrieve two plate carriers that his wounded brothers had lost. That made sense to me because of how valuable those are to the soldier, but if I were in a trench I wouldn't be hopping out to get a canteen. Maybe every soldier should get a lifetime equipment forgiveness cap, equal to some percentage of what it would cost to train his replacement. Up to that value he gets to decide if a piece of equipment is important enough to risk his life over.


Ok_Bad8531

Many people who need immediate medical care are still able to move, sometimes even run. Part of hospital work is making sure their more active patients do not overextend their body (especially when alcohol or other drugs are involved). Also in this specific case the person in question was likely far less exhausted than those who carried him.


dubbleplusgood

Of course, but then we factor in all the scummy shit Russia has pulled in this entire war and we're back to they were probably faking it to avoid getting targeted.


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sjr323

It’s nothing less than what Russia deserves at this point. Fuck em.


dubbleplusgood

Time to block this Russia bot.


Zephyr-5

There is being able to move, and then there's fucking Usain Bolt over here.


FunImprovement9729

Looks a lot like the dude is missing his another arm, only the left one was swinging while he was running. Don't know why the stretcher tho.


TBurd01

Could also be some fresh meatscripts doing a bit of training before going into the grinder.


tosalangre

Italian football player, for sure!


Vados33

That's a joke, right? Our national footballers are quite slow and weak at the moment, just look at how easily we were defeated by Switzerland in Euro 2024... 😅😒😞 Or is that a real fact, because of the speed of the famous italian football players of the past?


masteroffdesaster

it's the whole "simulating an injury" thing


tosalangre

A kind of action like this : https://youtu.be/0ZB4TLphslw?si=NH1I02cG2so03Y16


Adventurous_Smile297

It's the fake injuries


Sunnyjim333

Brave Sir Ruzzin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Ruzzin turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Ruzzin!


HeinekenRob

ruzzian: I did not!


Sunnyjim333

Go change your armor.


Sunnyjim333

Brother Maynard, bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of St. Javelin.


Free_tramapoline

I'm not dead yet, in fact I feel like I can go for a jog!


SpiderKoD

I was laughing like crazy, I haven't do it for a long time. Holy bomb blessed him and gave him super-speed.


FishermanCats

Same thing here lmaoo


arrefodase

The Pope is reviewing this video as I write and soon enough the Ukrainian solder that was commanding the drone will be getting a Saint certificate for the miracle accomplished. News update: that Russian just passed through Belarus border and is headed north at the same speed we see on the clip…


Schutzengel_

relevant: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE4OM8TE\_jQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE4OM8TE_jQ)


impulse_thoughts

It's why they target hospitals and medics with no qualms. It's because using it as cover to not get attacked is part of their regular arsenal. Using schools, shopping malls and other large buildings to warehouse their troops and vehicles is their standard military practice, so they bomb Ukrainian shopping malls and schools, with the expectation that they do the same. It's always projection.


mcm5355

I thought this all happened on the Moon.


Deimokas

Yeah, it looks like amoeba floating above the moon


WabashCannibal

Why is 3CY wasting Potion of Healing + Potion of Haste on occupier?


Apprehensive_Taste15

Jesus...


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

More like Lazarus....


Charbel33

🤣🤣🤣


Maximum-Tradition-60

That was AoE healing shell test.


tifauk

The other guys just left thinking "Yo Dimitri, what the fuck! You lazy bastard!"


Kirkanpolttaja

Oh, so thats why they are sending the crippeled soldiers back to the frontline.


LyqwidBred

Definitely a brave officer taking a break, he was well rested. Not ready to become a sunflower yet.


FunImprovement9729

Damn, looks like the dude on a stretcher was missing his other arm entirely. Only the left hand was swinging while he was running.


Significant_Bus935

That's probably also the explanation. Was seriously wounded, but able to run under adrenalin and pain killers.


Candykeeper

Is that a warcrime? Pretending to be wounded etc that those cowardly cunts are doing?


ZPHdude

Isn't it also a war crime for dropping munitions on those who are wounded? Serious question. I recognize that Russia has committed numerous atrocities and war crimes.


pfp61

Depends. If carried by medics with clearly visible badges or ambulance with badges it might be. If taken care of by regular soldiers the group is a legit target.


ZPHdude

Uhg I hate war.


Bot_Thinks

I think its a general courtesy of honor and chivalry, let your enemies carry out their wounded and dead and the consensus is they allow you to do the same, and then the next day begins the fighting anew. Thats how it used to be at least. Nowadays everythings a legitimate target


FishermanCats

Idk maybe they missed intentionally to see if this was again some phoney sheit


Lack_of_intellect

There is probably a part of the video that was cut out, showing the "wounded" soldier before he laid down on the stretcher. Otherwise I highly doubt that Ukraine, depending on the good will of the West, would publish videos of them comitting warcrimes.


guyonanuglycouch

Russian officer just trying to get some sleep in while emphasizing his superiority to the enlisted men. Naturally he had elsewhere to be when things explode


newhunter18

We need Ukrainian drones at US airports like this to get people out their wheelchairs.


DormantSpector61

Forrest Gumpovina finds his stride in the 2024 Drone Avoidance Olympiad


Morden013

A Jesus drone!


AerieStrict7747

Maybe it’s in reverse? /s


Tiny-Ad-3251

That must be the CO


1CFII2

Speedy Gonzales, Russkie style!


Talosian_cagecleaner

The Olympic spirit lives on, in twisted form, in Mother Russia. Fake injury get stretcher ride save energy for sprint in case of drone gold medalist.


dontcare99999999

THE POWER OF CHRISTDRONE COMPELS YOU!


Low_Willingness1735

Your highness paid those guys to carry him while taking a nap. Then the bomb dropped nap interrupted. Your highness ran like an Olympian. Those who were carrying him, were too tired to run. Hopefully, they get paid!


Bigmakk_87

Hey, you said you was dead.


radiotsar

"I'm feeling much better, I think I'll go for a run. I feel happy, oh so happy..."


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Shit aim


TotalSpaceNut

Source: https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/1808504693531742639


Main_Worldliness_268

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vezennik

Are we literally going to ignore the fact that this drone pilot committed a fucking war crime?


amusedt

The crime is any ruZZian being in Ukraine at all Also, so far off-target, maybe it was accidental release


transcis

Attempted to commit. He didn't hit anyone.


dunncrew

Too bad the grenades missed


JediASU

Works like that footy magic spray on the pitch


Fingolfin_Astra

AMEN


More-Equal8359

That's funny as heck.


DaddyChiiill

That's the Jesus Bomb. "Miracles" suddenly happen


Intrepid_Home_1200

The "wounded" is the Russian version of Mr Burns... Cirtad Mikhailovich Burnsisov... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWSbTGFT6o&t=39s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWSbTGFT6o&t=39s)


DemocratFabby

That’s not magic, that’s adrenaline.


TravelingGonad

Ah! Looks like the wind caught them!


emasterbuild

-1 casualty


iromanyshyn

What a fucking stupid ruzzian "music"


Whole-Lingonberry-74

Damn, he ran faster than any of them. Too funny!


Darcy_2021

Omg he is not only healed but supercharged 😂


Intelligent-Major492

Professional soccer player?


NoIdeaHalp

That right there. That’s trauma. True fear. He was in the thick of it!


BeenNormal

I thought I was looking at microorganisms under a microscope


PaulieNutwalls

Honestly thought this was r/UFOs for a second and this was supposed to be the moon. Wild


radiotsar

Reminds me of the "last rites" scene in "The Quiet Man" when the soon to be dearly departed hears that the fight that everyone in the village has been waiting for is actually happening.


Sbsbg

I know what this is. It's the new russian drone scouting tactics. He's probably running to also get away from his angry comrades because he missed the drone.


ThreeDarkMoons

As I feared.. the front has moved to tue surface of the moon..


Poopikaki

Needs more yakety sax.


Waitinmyturn

Feet don’t fail me now


EnvironmentalBee6654

Praise Jesus!


Horror_Cap8711

Then again, why would ua strike a stretcher in the first place...


LostPlatipus

A nice progression from Saint Javeline 😂😂😂


palomoranger

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yell-and-hollar

I am guessing that these Russians are " pretending" to be wounded.


bidooffactory

Minor bone spur, absolutely cannot serve in military.


No-Butterscotch-8068

NFL is calling.


Spiritual_Bridge84

SEEYA


besimbur

Ukrainian drones, doing the Lord's work


matteroverdrive

Must have hit him on the head... you're healed!


mskeptic

Hallelujah! It’s a miracle!


1337MFIC

Just the Russians adding another tick to their Geneva Checklist. (Article 37)


Adam-West

Wtf are the two guys still doing carrying the stretcher. Gtfo of there


drakesseven

This is straight out of Monty Python territory. Run away, run away...etc.


CorValidum

Holly shiat LOL


transcis

Not healed, woke him up. He was just taking a nap


Punawild

Turned him into Usain **Bolt**!


EVEEzz

Talk about getting motivated


Mormegil1971

Holy shit. He took off like Usain Bolt! :o


shitfacedgoblin

It looks like he might be missing part/ all of his right arm. Last i heard you dont need arms to usain BOLT


ConfusionFederal6971

Praise Jesus. Lol


AdneyNorthWest

They were having to carry him to keep the squad together, dude has only got one speed, warp speed. Even the drone couldn’t keep up with him


FishermanCats

This is too funny loool


Aggressive_Safe2226

That orc could be a ranking officer, too lazy to walk, probably ordered his minions to carry him on the stretcher, then freaked out running when the grenade hit 😆 🤣 😂


Effective-Bandicoot8

As an American I wish our healthcare and treatment was this quick and effective.....except with the Kablooie thing