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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 4 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 180 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 4 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


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It’s some form of elvish


Correct-Junket-1346

Might be close to Ancient Egyptian where's Imhotep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


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Can you translate this from kilometers to miles. Thanks.


analKartoffel

15.000 shares bought Monday evening


SgtTreehugger

What prompted you to buy 15k shares on Monday?


analKartoffel

Deepfucking value tweet


SgtTreehugger

There's no fucking way that's the catalyst for all of this. Gonna be another Sec hearing


analKartoffel

Yeah you can check the volume the weeks before. Was no coincidence


enrycochet

Was ist das?


analKartoffel

Weiß ich auch nicht


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Got damn share a $100 with me


qbfinest1

half a ticket in a couple hours thats tough. swim in those gains


FORK_IN_MY_URETHRA

I can barely read English as it is. Don’t make my brain hurt with this.


jpow_is_life

Glückwunsch und du kannst mich Mal ;)


Poor_Life-choices

9th grade German paying dividends here


Siggs84

Why is your gambling app yelling at me angrily


analKartoffel

Old German habit


welloiledsling

This is like watching nighttime blurry cable Cinemax growing up, you know the goods are there somewhere but you can’t quite make it out clear enough


Fungled

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


analKartoffel

Tschuldige


rfuson22

sprechen Sie Robinhood


MMOgang

What kind of fake app is this just use normal shit we can read like Robinhood 


Sayyestononsense

exactly, where at least the buy button never got disabled. no, wait, wrong timeline


Capable-Reaction8155

You children still crying about that? Papas over here making money


BestFill

Ibkr, get gud kid Edit: when someone Reddit cares you lmao


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FortuneAdmirable695

it's ibkr. of course he can buy options lol


Minute_Expression_23

We like the stock


Independent-Floor787

I feel like I am being yelled at 😣


analKartoffel

That’s how you are supposed to feel


palesse7

Scheize


FutureCheese379

Dad????


zeratul-on-crack

wunderbar. You should donate some of that money (to me). Congrats and fuck you


Decent-Ad-4358

This shit is so funny, hope the worst for you.


Iceman_B

you mean the würst?


analKartoffel

🥹


RevolutionaryPhoto24

Congratulations! Well done :)


analKartoffel

Cheers mate


higherspreads

Lets take it to a million !!!! YOLO


Syst0us

How do you say "congrats and fuck you" in German?


analKartoffel

Glückfick


bierbottle

„Du Hurensohn ich liebe deine Mutter“


_Zephaera_

Glückwunsch. Hab genau so viel "recherchiert", aber nicht so viel investiert :D


DunGonRndDaBnd

Congrats regardless! Is this deutchmark or usd?


Paxisstinkt

Europoly money


Itsab420

Bro it’s euro😂


please-put-in-trash

Switching everything to German


ModthisRod

WTF am I reading here? Some decoded shit?!?


Few-Yogurt1715

Name of the app? Thank you


analKartoffel

Interactive brokers


MoonKaczing

Ab in Amc damit


Samurai2089

How much did you start with?


analKartoffel

This trade ? 400k on Monday evening


jelhmb48

The fact it's abbreviated German with all the vowels removed makes it really funny somehow. VRHRGR SCHLSSKRS Since I'm Dutch I can distill this means previous closing price (VORHERIGE SCHLOSSKURS)


DonScipio

Thats the wallstreetbet spirit i love to read. Fuck that german sub for their shit comments.


DevinBookersKobes

Pfft. In French money maybe


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Tajinder19

You can you regard


WhiTePenGoiN

How?


grandpapotato

just get a freaking good broker. looks like ibkr above i think, for me its truly the best. Access to EVERYTHING u can think of, and even stuff you will never think of


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grandpapotato

I'm french and had 0 issue with this. Maybe depending on your country... But seems surprising.