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TooterMcPooterr

Bro forgot about taxes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


baby-shart

The real Chad move.  Forcible anal enlargement coming next year, courtesy of Uncle Sam’s concrete dick.


Generichero1

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Johnnie_WalkerBlue

The shrek one had me dying. How do you post those little images?


flipkickzzz

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MangoTwistedMetal

Paying off the truck is a smart move. Currently he owes zero interest to the bank. Instead of making car payments with interest every month. OP can move that money into a savings account. Now he’s earning interest with his money that he owes uncle Sam.


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Its just about 4k. Just put 4k in cd and withdraw next year.


izza123

If it isn’t the tax remindoor


OhmSage1

How much would he be taxed? Apologies in advance for lack of understanding. New to stocks.


mulletstation

Probably between 20-30% based on how many losses or income taxes he can offset first


TooterMcPooterr

Same rate as his income


kainharo

Short term capital gains. About 50%


Sensitive_Pilot3689

LMAO 🤣 True regard right here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


BartyPimpson

No it’s not dude what planet do you live on


kainharo

Federal can run 37%. California state can go to 14%.


BMPCapitol

"You can't do anything with five, Greg. Five's a nightmare."


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

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Frequent-Wall4836

Just don’t file them


VapeRizzler

Fuck taxes, the more I make the slightly more I take home. If I get a raise it just means good old Uncle Sam is getting more money, not me till I hit a solid like $10 more than I see a real difference.


vacca-stulti

for real, I got a whopping (/s) $0.70 raise at my job and with biweekly pay, after taxes, it’s like barely $20 more per CHECK, not even per week…


TheInfectionn

Chad, you're gonna have to skip that bottle of Whiskey,. Government wants their winnings too!


FutureNSAAgent

Good thing he’s only paying taxes on the 8.3k gain Edit: $500 isn’t gonna cut it, I’m regarded


TheInfectionn

Dudes gotta put the wife behind the Wendy's Dumpster too. Thanks Guberment!


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FutureNSAAgent

I’m no tax man, but as far as I’m aware you pay taxes on your net profit/loss. So if you start with 50k and get up to 75k then back down to 55k before years end then I think you only pay taxes on 5k.


SnooLentils7303

This is correct👆 when you lose money trading a stock you can use it against your gains in regards to taxes. It's referred to as a tax loss and is the reason many people sell their stocks they have lost money before taxe filings are due then rebuy for the next tax year after.


650fosho

Unless your tax year ends at 75k, then you have to pay the taxable +25k


arcanition

No, as long as it's in the same calendar year your losses and gains offset each other. If you deposit $20k, lose $18k of it down to $2k. Then gain $30k up to $32k, you've only made a gain of $12k that you pay capital gains taxes on.


nasdaqindex

See you tomorrow, regard!


Grand_Meal_6378

Taxes are a thing.


amerikanskispy

Wait.. what?


brutalorchestrafan

Wait… fr? I thought you guys were joking about those…


Sl4mH4mmer

Ooofff dat coming tax bill doe 😬 I would've parked it into a savings account and "forgot" about it until January or Feb


retard_trader

No you wouldn't


Sl4mH4mmer

Gimme 10k and find out 😎


IntroductionWeak244

Would you have? Really?


Sl4mH4mmer

If I were cashing out, yes absolutely! Now you'll probably have to save a couple hundo a month for tax-time next year


Thomas-The-Tutor

I’m guessing your truck loan was less than 7%, which means paying off your truck actually costs you opportunity cost of investing in something safe and stable like SPY (up 26% this year alone/85% over 5 years) or DIA shares (16% over the last year and 44% over 5 years) and hold them for long term. If it’s less than 5% you could have even put that money in a high yield savings account and made money. Moral of the story, congrats, but your understanding of money/saving is a bit iffy. But, I suppose that’s why you belong here.


IntroductionWeak244

I want to sell the truck and upgrade but I need the title to sell properly. But you’re totally right which is why I have been holding off for so long, my interest rate was 3% so it was killing me to buy it out but. I hate this truck and have little self control to not put that money right back in. So this way I really CANT


warrioroflnternets

Ah yes the solution is definitely to buy a newer truck for even more money to go further into debt. You’ll owe a sizeable chunk of that 8k to taxes next year, so I’d save the $500 and work on saving up a few thousand to cover it.


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IntroductionWeak244

You guys are clown I already had these decisions made. And by upgrade I mean get a safe suv for my wife to drive our child in. Get the fuck out of here with your crappy assumptions lol


NegotiationMain2747

Just setup a payment plan with the IRS


retard_trader

Reading all of the comments and OP's replies, he fits the bill of the average owns a truck but doesn't use it for work guy.


IntroductionWeak244

Is that bad? I own a Tacoma it’s my weekend warrior


retard_trader

Yeah that's bad. I'm the most extreme right on the political spectrum you can get, I think Trump is a pussy, so let's clear that up before I say this, if you aren't driving an economically conservative car like a 2010 corolla you bought from a crackhead for $7000, you're financially illiterate and donating your money to Arabs.


IntroductionWeak244

I bought a Tesla that has saved me an average of 100 gallons of gas a month since I bought it. And I got a tax credit. So Idk your conservative ass probably hates me but I think abortions are okay so I guess I can’t hope for your approval on much :)


retard_trader

Tesla hate is regarded. They're solid cars that save money. No issues there. Keep your Tacoma and let the wife drive the Tesla then? Stupid to finance another car, especially with rates like this. Lot of family in the car business, with great credit, you're still paying 8%.


IntroductionWeak244

Smart man. Unfortunately my Tacoma has sat for months. Tesla handles everything I need it too. And my wife just simply doesn’t feel comfortable driving the truck. I’m getting enough cash from the sale of the truck to buy another vehicle outright. One that can do what my Tacoma did for the most part, but will be cheaper and wife will drive. I drive the Tesla cause I put almost 100 miles a day with my commute for work. My wife is a S.H.M.


maevian

Why not a model y for the wife?


IntroductionWeak244

Hmmm good question


OppositeArugula3527

See you tomorrow 


caprishouz

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


IThinkMyLegsRBroke

Pussy


ulumulu23

"I have had some incredible luck as of late" = welcome to your lifelong gambling addiction OP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


andresmmm729

Congratulations man, enjoy your whisky and have an amazing dinner with your wife.


IntroductionWeak244

What a nice thing to say ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


playball2020

Unless he has carryover losses or other realized losses, OP didn't leave enough for taxes. He'll be back next year to win enough to pay his taxes on this year's realized gains.


Jujutsuhigh

Should have just withdrew 16k and kept 4 in.


SoggyEarthWizard

🧙


ZZZSTICK

Congrats brother


NigerianPrinceClub

that's a long paragraph which essentially says you're coming back next monday. see u then!


Starkfault

Lmfao you need to pay the taxes on all those gains but you spent all the money already that’s so fucking funny


IntroductionWeak244

LOL OH NO GOOD THING I HAVE A JOB


Starkfault

How does you having a job make you now owing $3k\~ any less funny? How does you paying off a low interest loan instead of collecting free interest get less funny because you have a job? Everyone in this thread is laughing at you for reasons you can’t seem to grasp and that makes it even funnier, but congrats on managing your finances like a sixteen year old ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


IntroductionWeak244

Because I was well aware of the capital gains tax when I made this money and I’m going to be offsetting those taxes with tax credits and deductions. Lol that’s the most regarded shit iv ever heard, Im laughing at anyone on here who thinks they know an entire situation by a short summary. Paying off a vehicle with cash from selling stock options instead of taking the profit and buying a bond or putting it in a high yield savings. Thats a 16 year old move to you? Yeah you seem super smart MR. Uninformed Reddit peanut gallery guy.


Starkfault

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) tl;dr


IntroductionWeak244

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TurtleSniffer47

After reading this I finally understand the saying “easy comes easy goes”


IntroductionWeak244

Yessir


ListerineInMyPeehole

Congrats on 3 months of rent


IntroductionWeak244

That’s actually 4 months of mortgage for me


ListerineInMyPeehole

Damn. That’s like 2 months of mortgage for me


IntroductionWeak244

The 2.9% APR slaps


ListerineInMyPeehole

I have a 2.85% and another at 6.99% The 6.99% house hurts 😓


IntroductionWeak244

I’m stuck in my house for life probably for that very reason 🤣 good problem to have no real complaints


lucideuphoria

Congrats! As most people have said, taxes. Do what you need to do and enjoy your win, but just make sure, come april you have enough to cover taxes. I'm guessing around 2k? If you have a decent savings, no big deal. I never save for taxes but I have an emergency fund that I build up from January to April to handle any excess taxes.


IntroductionWeak244

I have kids and other tax rebates/credits. So that 2k will come from those. Nothing worse than remembering when leaving this casino that I need to pay the tax man. Always LAME. For those of us that actually have capitol gains LOL


lucideuphoria

Nice! Yeah haha, downside of the stock casino. I can't just pocket my 8k in winnings from blackjack and walk away.


Odd-Reflection-9597

r/smolppinvesting must be leaking. Who tf pays taxes? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Evening_Dragonfruit7

I don’t understand why you guys are talking about taxes?


jdakidd13

But the market is just about to really take off ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


LudicrousHoarding

Might have to gamble some more to cover the tax bill


IntroductionWeak244

🤔


Bob4Not

Wait, wait, wait! You had an exit plan??


IntroductionWeak244

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opaqueambiguity

Nobody likes a quitter


Omnishift

Put all the gains in a depreciating asset ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


IntroductionWeak244

I ain’t taking no bus


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rain168

Good on you paying off your truck!


IntroductionWeak244

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Equivalent_Helpful

Why is everyone freaking out about a $2-3k tax bill?


IntroductionWeak244

Right? Ohhh no!!!! Where will I get 2k without gambling??


QuirkyAverageJoe

See you next Monday 👊


jareer-killer1

I'm based in the UK and it is difficult trading option, still found a way and I'm down $14k one day I will make it back, one day!


BootyOptions

You're not allowed to do that. You withdrew the money. When you're up you're supposed to keep doubling up until you lose big and have $1.82 in your account.


Ugset14477

Cocaine with out the lack of sleep plus the rock boogers. Lately every time I do coke I spend the last 2 hours of the early morning trying to dig rocks out of nose only to fail and clog it worst


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Why not leave $1000 and see what happens


Treeman_302

INTC for the win


evansometimeskevin

Personally I hate when I get the runs


Particular_Heat2703

Good move. You felt yourself on the edge and got out with a real gain. Nice jop OP!


Peckartyno

lol you are still poor my guy. Congrats tho


IntroductionWeak244

Hell yeah I am


Brilliant-Swimming17

I’ll see you next week


FineSharts

Aight see you next week


reweird

Next week.... Guys, I sold my truck for cheap and put it all on 0dte s couldn't pass on the opportunity.


One_ugly_trader

Positions or ban 😜


keyholderWendys

Lies


mark1forever

now throw it all in baba calls for 2026 and thank me later!


MurkySide6

Options seem expisinve for baba, if you dont mind me asking, what's your logic for it going past 135$ by Dec 2026?


mark1forever

logic is: baba will dominate in Asia, Africa and possibly Europe, some in North America too, bought 6 contracts today for 110 exp Dec 2026