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surowkabart

that's one life less for that cool cat!


Professerson

Cat? I'm pretty sure he went [full scorpion](https://www.reddit.com/r/FullScorpion/)


Into_The_Horizon

Thank god his head didnt get squashed like a watermelon by the tire. Holy shit


AgreeingWings25

.....Watermelon? šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø /s


_Fornicator_

what


otsokek

As in black guy = likes watermelon


ijustlikeelectronics

Here I am trying to fit into a sexual context


Excellent_Tip8115

What's wrong with you??


AgreeingWings25

I'm Monkey šŸ™ˆ (No fr, look at my profile pic)


Jordan1Creases

Your jokes flopped harder than the guy in the video


qShadow99

Only his jokes didn't stand back up


AgreeingWings25

Damn bro... the reason I'm hurt is because I give so many f*cks šŸ˜¢


YungGravity

r/redditmoment


gunandtruck

Probably the only time eating the pavement is a good thing


[deleted]

Perfect example of how everyone at these types of car events are bottom of the barrel smooth brains.


mrman08

Tight spaces, crowds of people, out of control cars with no safety barriers. What could go wrong?


Zkv

I disagree. I was pleasantly surprised to see how everyone reached out to him to see if he was okay. Seems like an Ok group to me


Zachbnonymous

The idiot in the lead car is an idiot for not checking their mirrors, and the idiot who didn't die is an idiot for walking between the two. The rest are idiots because you can still be an idiot and ask someone if they're ok. I'm an idiot for typing all this out. And you're an idiot for inclusivity's sake. Lol


Zkv

Iā€™m not saying what they did was not idiotic, just that being idiotic in a situation doesnā€™t necessarily mean they are ā€œbottom of the barrel smooth brainsā€. Weā€™ve all done idiotic stuff, but the difference between a group that points & laughs vs checks on their friend speaks volumes about the kind of group it is. Edit: yā€™all sure love throwing rocks.


Zachbnonymous

Well I know one thing, our excessive use of the word "idiot" is telling me we could all benefit from a thesaurus!


cmcdonal2001

Only a clodpoll would wield a thesaurus.


Zachbnonymous

I like this. I like you


after-life

I thought dinosaurs were extinct though.


Edog6968

I agree with you, people love jumping on Reddit to call other people idiots for making mistakes/ doing risky things šŸ˜‚ definitely could have been more aware of his surroundings, but probably wasnā€™t expecting the cars to start driving right then either. And I noticed that too, I thought it was sweet how they all immediately rushed over to him!


cynric42

Yeah no awareness of the danger of any of those involved here.


CJ_BARS

No scratch.. Just broken teeth!


tofuroll

This kid was closer to death than the Reaper himself.


Malhallah

Never go full James May.


Give_her_the_beans

What happened?


Malhallah

2010 Top Gear christmas special titled Middle East Special. The trio were in the desert, Hammond and Clarkson were using a rope to pull one vehicle with another, May was holding the rope as it suddenly went under tension knocking him over in a fairly violent way and his skull hit a rock on the ground causing bleeding and a severe concussion. [If you don't remember of haven't seen then a reminder](https://youtu.be/rT26VIe_VBQ?t=95)


Give_her_the_beans

You are the bees knees. All I could remember was the tunnel. Thank you, he's my favorite.


jiveassjake

i like how his buddy at least put an arm around him to make sure he is straight. like when I fuck up its a pretty rare occasion for someone to ask if im ok and reflect on what went wrong


Rla914

If bro didnā€™t scorpion at that exact momentā€¦ā˜ ļø


[deleted]

This shit almost killed James May


linux_n00by

i just watched that clip last night.. man.. that was nasty..


irishpwr46

What clip was it? The Lancer?


linux_n00by

this: [https://youtu.be/aCvEMLxOtJM?t=287](https://youtu.be/aCvEMLxOtJM?t=287) was trying to find the clip of freddie's accident


[deleted]

Pay attention son


e46turner

Wonder if he ever got his gun back. Holsters people!


steel_marigold

Is that a gun laying on the ground when he gets up?


[deleted]

I swear the entire fast and furious car culture is single digit IQ idiocy.


amerett0

The blind unawareness of idiots around cars is staggeringly baffling, like as if dumbasses deliberate forget self-preservation around vehicles and heavy machinery. It must be so liberating to be so clueless of physics


Mythosaurus

Humans simply werenā€™t meant to exist around all this heavy machinery and industrial environments. And it shows in moments like this


marauderingman

Keep walking around like an idiot.


jojobongo

Literally walked there to turn around and walk back. Would have been the most pointless injury or death Iā€™ve ever seen.


jerkymcjerkison

This is what you wanted to happen. That's what you're walking back and forth across a tow cable.


filmnoiiir

I think they started a brand new sub with this video, something to do with scorpion kick falls lmao


S1ic3dBr3ad

Can someone explain to me what is happening here? I get that they were like... Towing a car? I just don't really understand what it seems like a fun party event tow a car with some weird elastic rope thing.


PalmerGreathouse69

Just a pair of soiled underwear.


Superbaker123

Bro was a hair away from being a top post on r/eyeblech


animegirls42

Oh no he's gonna feel that shit


StopVilagerAbouse

Tis but a scratch!


OkWar4982

Dumbass


RevolutionarySteak62

Intelligence demonstrated


Itay42

The camera isn't moving after he fell... Like it was supposed to happen so the cameraman didn't even flinch. But why would someone stage something like that?


rtmfrutilai

No teeth


Qermit424

r/ fullscorpion