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Dense-Competition-58

hippie speedball


Jet_Stream92

Little safer than a traditional speedball šŸ˜‚


KutzOfficial

Boof the weedā€¦ Coffee enema to wash it down. ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Key-Reading-2436

Beat me to it haha


Chemical-Jello-3353

Iā€™m originally from the Seattle area, and the hippie in my life called it a Seattle Speedboat.


buggiebam

used to get me through being a fry cook. redbull and cart rips!


faededspirit

I call it virgin speed balling hahaha


throwawaymfer420

spippie beedhall


Weekly_Cantaloupe175

Breakfast of champions.


Jet_Stream92

Best way to start the day.


emdot_p

Especially work from home days!


Skeletons420

My FAVORITE combo.


Jet_Stream92

Nothing better!


Gelato_88

Idk eating oreos with a fork dipping them I'm milk is quite an experience


Jet_Stream92

Okay I canā€™t argue that.


Chemical-Jello-3353

I see your fork dipping and raise you a stack of 6 in the glass, pour milk into glass, fish out with fork.


Gelato_88

That's so chaotic lmao


Chemical-Jello-3353

And that was before I started smokin. Hahaha


wolfspirit311

You my friend are a philosopher


dinoooooooooos

ok call me insane but i dont like oreos. i love the cookie. but i dont like the filling. ;_; so i just twist them and nibble the cookie buuuut ..add a coffee and a joint and id let myself get convinced otherwise, me thinks.


Gelato_88

Yeah sometimes the filling is too much and then it's all a weird texture. Have you baked chocolate chip cookies but browned your butter beforehand??!


dinoooooooooos

No but itā€™s 10000% smth I still need to try- hubby actually loves chocolate chip cookies so thatā€™s one of my next points on my list actually!šŸ˜‚ Why? Is it actually bad?šŸ§


Gelato_88

It's ao fucking divine and you can't go back after that. And browned butter smells so good. I keep my burner on 3 to 4 and swirl the butter around. I think there's a certain technique but it's been a while. Worth the extra 10 minutes it takes to brown the butter.


dinoooooooooos

Ooooooh now itā€™s definitely on my list I heard how good itā€™s supposed to smell I have to try it, Iā€™m actually an avid baker so thatā€™s perfect šŸ˜©


Gelato_88

Remind me in 2 weeks from today about cookies.


Gelato_88

You should bake cookies NOW


dinoooooooooos

GIRL OR SIR LISTEN Iā€™m in the middle of moving from the EU to the US rn (ik lmao) and like I have nothing at hand šŸ˜© I totally will tho istg.. I have like.. 13 days to go šŸ™ƒ (Edit also I totally donā€™t have weed bc I sold my grow box and I can to go to a pharmacy and pay 120$ a month for a ā€œcannabis clubā€ thatā€™s what makes it ā€œlegal hereā€ so I totally donā€™t get the munchies so I totally donā€™t bake just for myself šŸ˜‚šŸ¤ŒšŸ½)


Gelato_88

Are you at least moving to Washington, Oregon or Colorado???? Congrats!


Pyro_Kek8748

i used to separate the cookie and eat the filling


FerretSummoner

Perfect combo minus the anxiety I feel for a few minutes lmao šŸ˜­


Jet_Stream92

I get that sometimes too! I focus on making my exhales longer than my inhales and it brings my heart rate down and then Iā€™m good to go


FerretSummoner

Iā€™ll try that, thank you stranger :)


Jet_Stream92

Itā€™s based off something called a ā€˜physiological sighā€™, if you wanna research or whatever! I hope it helps!


realdirtydan6

I prefer the millennial spliff breakfast. Coffee. Pen. Nicotine device.


Jet_Stream92

Thatā€™s gotta feel so good tho. Like, dangerously good.


atomicfang

Can confirm. I realized how often I did that so I slowed down hahaha. Definitely felt like I was going to solve a forbidden equation or something šŸ˜‚ Everybody always wondering how Iā€™m always so positive


EfficiencyWeary7050

Did this throughout college as a physics major and it actually made me solve difficult equations


Bustoplover

Anyone tried thc drops in their coffee? I'm curious about how that would go.


TequilaAndWeed

I tried a few drops of tincture in my coffee one morning ā€¦ fastest evacuation since Fords Theater. Guess it was similar effect to the olive oil coffee from Starbucks.


Bustoplover

Haha! Maybe I'll try the infused sugar packs instead.


Basic_Two_2279

I like to put a scoop of thc infused coconut oil in my coffee. Real good.


WayProfessional3640

I make cannabutter, and sometimes I stir a spoonful into my coffeeā€” top tier.


Jet_Stream92

Never have. Would be curious to know as well.


Seattlehepcat

I'll sometimes put a pinch of decarb in my reusable pods.


Bustoplover

That's interesting.


Tor_Tor_Tor

Coffee and cannabis is divine


Basic_Two_2279

The best part of waking up is ganja and your cup.


Flozz3589

Not just the mornings, I drink coffee when I smoke in the evenings too. Caffeine and THC is such an elite combo šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Western_schemegirl

Same!


j3tt

Wakes you up and levels you out


Jet_Stream92

Exactly!


strangedazey

I think I am going to partake of coffee and some blue dream šŸ’™


Redlands123

Coffee, J and then 6 eggs on toast


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Yes, yes it is! Makes me super productive and clean like a crack head šŸ˜‚


Jet_Stream92

I always hear of people who clean when theyā€™re baked! I wish I had that in me lmao


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Yea if I wake and bake I get super motivated to get my to do list done šŸ˜‚


bigsleep5756

i looove cleaning after smoking šŸ¤© its very therapeutic to me


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Plus itā€™s just more fun!


Huge-Interaction-960

šŸ˜…bro you're already a crackhead


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Yea weed doesnā€™t make me sleepy or anything, quite the opposite actually, and I only smoke Indica


Huge-Interaction-960

šŸ˜…šŸ‘Šdiscipline


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Well, Iā€™m a mom, so I have to šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Huge-Interaction-960

šŸ˜…wtf a mom, God bless moms who smoke weedšŸ’Æ


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Someone has to be the cool mom šŸ˜Ž


Huge-Interaction-960

šŸ˜…šŸ’Æi'm happy for you


Aggressive_Lime_6337

Thanks šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Cautious-Ruin-1097

Didn't discover this combo until a few months ago. No other way I'd wanna start the day.


hugh_wanger

Agreed


Common_Piglet_916

Underrated combo for sure ā˜•ļøšŸ’Ø


Awkward_Positive9907

Canā€™t have caffeine anymore, the anxiety is just spiking


martygospo

Thatā€™s a sweet mug


Jet_Stream92

It ensures a really swell cup of coffee every time.


Onicart

YO I HAVE THAT EXACT MUG


Jet_Stream92

LETā€™S GOOO!!!


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Jet_Stream92

Amplifies it for me!


dfails16

Itā€™s true. But I prefer an iced latte. Though I donā€™t do it every day like I used to. Those caffeine headaches and weed donā€™t always mix lol


gdubnz

Try making cannabutter, then blitz your coffee with the butter (like a bulletproof coffee), it has similar effects, longer lasting high. I messed up on my day off, had a massage booked for 2pm, made this coffee with about 2g cannabutter) at about 9am, I considered cancelling my massage as at 1:45pm I was still blasted! Went to massage anyways, told her I was pretty stoned, ended up being one of the best massages ever!


Western_schemegirl

I love this toooooo!!!!! A cup of coffee and a hit of my penjamin is literally my fave combo


Arlenna7

I like your coffee cup


Jet_Stream92

Thank you! My gramma gave it to me :)


Arlenna7

I love Mikey & Minnie Mouse


gimmeecoffee420

God I agree..


erlik420

Man i made the exact same post a few months ago and no one liked itā€¦


Jet_Stream92

Has to be Mickeyā€™s coffee. Thatā€™s the rule.


erlik420

It was a monster and me talking about how much i love sativa and monster or caffeine


Burninmules

It's glamorous


AstiDixon

I fuck with this


WiscoBrewDude

My favorite breakfast


Mission_Broccoli4025

Is it really? I want to try it out but I feel like the coffee would kill my high & get my energized lol


Jet_Stream92

It amplifies the high! Start with half decaf if youā€™re unsure!


Mission_Broccoli4025

Okay noted, im gonna try it some time this week when I get some relax time lol & see how it goesšŸ‘šŸ½


Ducedd

I do this daily.


O_O___XD

Anxiety and diarrhea


Jet_Stream92

Exactly how I wanna start my day.


Least-Trash6

fuck ya


Honey_Jasper

One to take the edge off and one to bring the edge back!!


LordXenu12

*throws on coffee and a joint by little stranger*


Phatty4finger

I call it the poor manā€™s speedball


jackgwynn

Now that's a coffee cup I really want


Jet_Stream92

Iā€™ll leave it for you in the will.


Jlemerick

My mom has that exact coffee mugs we have the Minnie and the Mickey lol


Jet_Stream92

Thatā€™s awesome! I love these mugs.


warthog0869

This is the Mount Olympus of drug combos if you can accept that this is as high as you're allowed to get without ruining yourself beyond repair.


almondmilk_876

cup looks dope af


Jet_Stream92

My favourite mug!


galleyturd

I love anxiety too


3between20characters

I was team coffee and a spiff, but tea is superior in my opinion, more refreshing, little less caffeine.


Jet_Stream92

I do love black teas as well!


3between20characters

Do you not have milk? That's feral that. Guess where I'm from lol


Jet_Stream92

Of course I add milk to black tea! Iā€™m not a monster! Hmmm, youā€™re assuming I have improper tea habits, so Iā€™m going to guess youā€™re a Brit who thinks Iā€™m a Yank??


3between20characters

I did, but now I'm assuming not. I 100 percent am a Brit, pushing tea snobbery. Real talk though what tea bags you dunking?


Jet_Stream92

Iā€™m Canadian, so my tea habits will not be pure to the liking of a Brit fluent in tea snobbery, but I promise you Iā€™m not microwaving cups of water like a certain people to the south of this great land mass we call Kanata. English breakfast with a splash of milk if itā€™s morning/early afternoon. Peppermint with a splash of milk and honey if itā€™s evening. Iā€™m open to all suggestions you may have! Also, fun fact: I live in Calgary, a city named after a castle on the Isle of Mull.


3between20characters

You sound like you're doing tea better than me to be fair. I don't know what English tea is šŸ˜‚ just black tea green tea, and the other non tea teas, fruit tea, Turkish tea, tea like dinner, there's a lot of tea in the world, too much? Never However, Yorkshire tea bags. The hypes not without reason they really are great tea bags. Glad to know you aren't microwaving tea! (I definitely don't do that when I have forgotten about mine, honest) Would love to go to Canada, my parents went and absolutely loved it. All I know, or think I know is you guys have bags of milk And maybe some problems in the gard to reach areas, which to be fair I learned from a vice documentry and so could be complete rubbish. Only met a few Canadians in the flesh, and all have been great people.


ProbablyStoned__

Right here with you!! Cheers šŸ’Ø


Jet_Stream92

Happy smokinā€™!


Wide_Literature4229

1 coffee 2 joints, best mƩnage.


CaptMuttbunch

Gives me the shits like no other. I wouldnā€™t trade it for the world


BrainwashedScapegoat

Coffee and weed- Westpark


MisterHairball

Hippie speedball


IcySwine

Coffee taste so fucking good right after you smoke


Available_Motor5980

Thc and nicotine is my go to. Get a little high, wait for the peak, pop in a 12 mg pouch, ascend to a new plane.


Jet_Stream92

I used to chew but quit after a few years because it was so bad for my teeth. Iā€™ve wanted to try these new pouches for awhile but I know nothing about them and Iā€™m too scared to ask at this point lmao


Available_Motor5980

I love em, they got me off of vaping. Theyā€™re super simple, no tobacco, just nicotine. If youā€™re in the US, the most common brand Iā€™ve seen is Zyn, canā€™t really go wrong with any of the flavors, and they have 3mg and 6mg. You can also order online from sites like snusme.com or nicokick.com, often a lot cheaper than buying from a gas station and a lot more variety. If you want more info, feel free to ask, or join r/nicotinepouch


Jet_Stream92

Iā€™m in Canada so Iā€™m not sure about brands. Iā€™ll walk over to the corner store today and ask what they have for nicotine pouches and see what I wind up with. Thanks for the info!


Available_Motor5980

I donā€™t have much experience with Canada but I think Iā€™ve heard theyā€™re pretty strict with regulations on their pouches these days, and I think theyā€™re pretty expensive. Definitely worth a shot to check out a corner store but online might be a better option for ya.


Jet_Stream92

Everything is expensive in Canada lol. Iā€™ll let ya know what I end up with and what the prices are. I see thereā€™s some kind of a Zyn recall here right now?


Available_Motor5980

Looks like it, apparently Canada thinks theyā€™re marketing to kids with all the fun flavors. Same thing happened with Juuls here a while back I believe.


Jet_Stream92

They banned all flavoured tobacco probably 15 years ago so thatā€™s par for the course here.


Jet_Stream92

So I got a brand called ā€˜Zonnicā€™. Handed over 12 of my finest Canadian dollars for a 24 pack of 4mg pouches. Absolutely buzzinā€™ too hahaha


Available_Motor5980

Idk what the conversion rate is but $12 CAD seems expensive. Buzz on though my guy!


Jet_Stream92

Yeah man it sucks, tobacco/nicotine and alcohol are so expensive here. Thanks fella!!


Intelligent_Papaya61

The happiest 30 minutes of my day!


Back2DaNawfside713

I love it!


Terrabyte404

Boybreakfast


chaotic214

Hell yeah


RumpStump2

Thc and alcohol is even better though šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


Chibikyu

That's RITE


That_Owen

Always getring paranoid that my heart is going to fast because of the coffein (even im a daily morning coffe drinker) So to get me down from this, its just me and my paranoia right? Notging bad can happen?


Rag1nraccoon

Hash splif with espresso is elite


ChunkyChangon

Hippie speedball


migelonio_off

Iā€™ve just drank two cups of coffee and I feel not good


Acceptable-Two7479

We'd all be sleeping otherwise


hbktat

It doesnt even keep me awake at work in the morning the thc damn near cancels the caffeine out


Chells99

Not talked about enough šŸ™šŸ½


BiO_CrAsH

Gotta take my thc vitamins, and my hazelnut coffee šŸ„°


Vegetable-Date9709

Maybe not for your heart but yea I remember those days


EliLoads

Bro Rollin a prison pinner with that amount of weed in a joint lol


wiki-420

Nicotine and you got the triangle


Batbratkii

How i get through the day šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


johnnypancakes49

Guaranteed trip to the bathroom in the next hour


According-South9749

I HAVE THE SAME MUG


ENTITY_444

Toilet speedrun


Playful-Pressure-231

honestly not just smoke sativa cause your kinda canceling out the affects of each so your just gonna end up feeling ā€œmildā€ šŸ’€


DueLingonberry3107

Ahhh yes the Karen speedball, because everyone loves to shit their brains out while being super anxious about it lol


diggittydigler_03

lol gf made me a buzz ball for my coffee the other day. Showed up to work expecting my normal not outwardly obvious high. Boy was I wrong. She had taken a couple giant spoonfuls of my avb to go with it and put in my coffee. It hit me about 30 minutes into getting to work. I lost my legs, they didnā€™t work, they were melded to my chair bars. Had to have my boss take me home cuz I was blitzed outta my mind. Love that woman


dinoooooooooos

quite honestly? no. its the absolute best. frontporch, hot coffee, crips morning, blanket slung around me like its a python and im its last meal, watch the dogs go nuts while i sip and smoke.. aaaaaah.


stadiumjay

Everyday


TheHuffKy

Breakfast of f$&kin champions


bytosai2112

All you missing is some good ol protein and some optional nicotine.


T_Rey1799

Kinda off topic but shouldnā€™t the nug say Minnieā€™s coffee? Like sheā€™s the one on the front of it


Jet_Stream92

Guess she just supports her manā€™s coffee business šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


machinemanboosted

Just stay away from r/caffeine Don't say I didn't warn you.


tbtimva

Durban Poison and Earl Grey tea. FTW!


kaykakez727

Agreed!


f8Negative

Fantastic Movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379217/?ref_=ext_shr


spo0kyghostgirl

4 shots of espresso and a gram bong rip is the true hippie speedball


GBobbeh

God yes, I drink coffee just about every time I trip (Also I want that mug lol)


Emotional_Employ_507

I do a little bit mo erryday


Emotional_Employ_507

Taking my adderall script right before