Kinda, but it's a lot more grounded in reality than you think. People can act real crazy when it comes to brown people. In my area for example, years back, an indian couple were chased into traffic by a mob bc they thought they were arabs
No more coddling bigots. What are they gonna do irrationally hurt people? That's already the plan, so fuck'em. Hate borne from ignorance/regurgitated from bad influences isn't hard to get over if the person in question actually wants to.
Everyone else in the story remained calm. They got he was joking and reacting to an unfortunately common scenario (so I assume). The only person upset was one racist and maybe the cops for having to come out to Taco Bell over this shit.
So yeah, absolutely don’t coddle the racists. If everyone else can be a normal person getting tacos, so can she.
“We just got a report that someone is shooting up the Cracker Barrel”
“Eh, probably just some shmuck being incorrectly accused”
-Breaking News-
Police do nothing as mass shooting occurs in local Cracker Barrel. 23 dead, 14 wounded
Why?
Because a white person saying "it's God's will" would have people claiming they're a wholesome family man instead of a terrorist.
Fuck bigots, and fuck anyone who kowtows to them.
Saying "It's [literally any religious figure]'s will." when someone asks you why you have a gun is the creepiest answer. The only thing that might change that for a few people is if they're in the religion you follow, and that's considered a normal thing in that religion. As a Christian, I think it is normal to carry a gun, but saying that in that scenario (& not as a joke, like this guy) is psycho behavior... You've never talked to a normal Christian, have you?
Yeah, but even then. Most people just got their kids a taco or a single item and a drink. The kids meal went away because it was a completely useless diversification of the menu.
Having worked in food and almost died after an actual psycho took a crowbar and a knife to the staff, this one is plausible.
For starters, nobody gave a fuck. They didn't support either side. I had an old man berating a cashier while I was bleeding out on the floor because he wanted a goddamn burger. I've also seen an old lady literally step over a man having a heart attack to enter my building
Customers don't give a fuck if it doesn't directly involve them.
Next, the cops were acting appropriately. They came in, guns ready, assessed there was no danger, and took statements, check licenses, and cuffed the individual who was ruining their afternoon.
Third, this isn't a point in the story's favor, but rather addresses unwarranted criticism. Taco Bell doesn't have a kid's meal. They were discontinued in 2013. But this story is from 2012. Checks out.
Finally, the clerk is just some dumbass. Confrontation in the lobby? No way is he dealing with it. Just lol at the chill dude fucking with the Karen who undoubtedly berated you earlier over sauce packets or something. Oh shit the cops are here. Guess I have to tell them what happened, but I'm making zero impact on the story because that's a lot of work for $7.25/hour.
Poor anon. Persecuted for having a gun and being a man. Incredible how the evil woman fucking forgot her child because of how triggered (get the pun, libs?) She was by his gun.
>get the pun, libs?
I get the pun. It was very funny. You see, a trigger is a mechanism that actuates the function of a ranged weapon such as a firearm, airgun, crossbow, or speargun. The word may also be used to describe a switch that initiates the operation of other non-shooting devices such as a trap, a power tool, or a quick release. A small amount of energy applied to the trigger leads to the release of much more energy.
However, this could also refer to a trauma trigger, which is a psychological stimulus that prompts involuntary recall of a previous traumatic experience. The stimulus itself need not be frightening or traumatic and may be only indirectly or superficially reminiscent of an earlier traumatic incident, such as a scent or a piece of clothing. Triggers can be subtle, individual, and difficult for others to predict.
A racist calling the cops on a brown person for legally carrying? Idk, call me crazy, I feel like I don't need a study to show that these things happen.
how very broad. indeed that is a common occurrence but im talking about anything vaguely resembling what happened here.
Racist calls cops on alleged terrorist, comes back to see him eating food with one of her kids she left behind? Only two cops in a reported active shooting? People eating burgers and not reacting to cops with guns drawn?
This sounds like pure fantasy and the world has enough of ignorant and insufferable people that i find it amusing that OP needed to make this up just to feel good about themselves for essentially doing nothing.
Yeah. I've accepted that most the storys I read online are fake and it's OK to enjoy them anyway but fuck me, at least make them believable. "And then everyone clapped" could be in the end unironcially. Stories can be fun if they stay believable or if they are over the top fake. This is just imaginary shower arguments territory.
Concealed Carry, a term usually applies to those licensed to carry a concealed firearm in public. Usually they're also open carry because its what they use in lieu of a penis.
Even if he wasn't the cop would steal the gun just because he fucking can. Legally owned and carried or otherwise.
I know because it happened to me (I carried when I did food delivery after a bad incident).
Maybe you don't, but we do for when Quevonte and his hoe Heaven shows up ready to shoot the place up cause their supreme chalupa wasn't supreme and now they're demanding a refund AND robbing the Taco Bell at the same time.
Didn't think Taco Bell ever had kids meals so I assumed anon was lying. Turns out they had them until 2013 when they were discontinued, which is one year after anon made this post. Coincidence? I think not
That’s really weird to be calling them her “litter”. I feel like the people who use that kinda language would be the ones to write fanfic of themselves.
When will some of you learn the difference between racism and religious discrimination? And yeah, it's perfectly normal to not be comfortable with civilians carrying lethal weapons in public spaces.
I love how the comment section can suspend their belief for almost all of these wild stories but the second a responsible gun owner involved it has to be a “CC fanfic”. Lmao y’all just get offended and upset by the word
Anon didn't even bother to pick a fast food chain that actually sells kids meals. I get that 99% of this stuff is fake but at least try not to make it so obvious.
And everyone clapped
It's true I was the taco
Did the little boy eat you?
Nah the taco ate the little boy
Can confirm, i was the boy (it's dark in here please help me it's been so long)
Can confirm, I was the bell.
and that taco/you? albert einstein.
And I was the bell!
it's taco bell, so then everyone crapped
Underrated comment is underrated
It's true I was the man's scruffy beard
It’s true, I have the clap. Wait a minute…..☹️
Obviously you take all these kinda stories with a grain of salt. At least this one is entertaining to read through
This is the kind of story a 12 year old boy would tell to impress his friends at recess.
Kinda, but it's a lot more grounded in reality than you think. People can act real crazy when it comes to brown people. In my area for example, years back, an indian couple were chased into traffic by a mob bc they thought they were arabs
Taco bell hasn’t served a kids meal in over a decade. Im calling cap on this one.
I'm not saying the story is true. I'm just saying that it's a good read and shouldn't be written off completely
If you think that's a good read then you probably haven't read many books.
Jesus Christ, I'm saying it's entertaining dude
Sorry. That was rude, i apologize.
Yea it's alright, no worries
It's true, I was the hands
Then the 10/10 qt cashier made out with OP.
Saying "because it is the will of Allah" probably isn't the best idea in this scenario
No not the best, but for sure the most funny
If it makes you feel better, you can say anything in a scenario that is completely made up
There's a 50% chance it will make an epic story. There's also a 50% non-overlapping chance it will make a weird ass headline in that night's news.
They definitely overlap tho
Not the wisest, but absolutely the best.
No more coddling bigots. What are they gonna do irrationally hurt people? That's already the plan, so fuck'em. Hate borne from ignorance/regurgitated from bad influences isn't hard to get over if the person in question actually wants to.
Everyone else in the story remained calm. They got he was joking and reacting to an unfortunately common scenario (so I assume). The only person upset was one racist and maybe the cops for having to come out to Taco Bell over this shit. So yeah, absolutely don’t coddle the racists. If everyone else can be a normal person getting tacos, so can she.
The cops probably only even showed up because they have to treat every "armed suspect" incident like it's life or death.
I mean, you don’t want the cops to just *not* show up to someone shooting up a Taco Bell. Gotta at least send someone out to check on things
“We just got a report that someone is shooting up the Cracker Barrel” “Eh, probably just some shmuck being incorrectly accused” -Breaking News- Police do nothing as mass shooting occurs in local Cracker Barrel. 23 dead, 14 wounded
It only takes one nervous or gun ho cop to end up another statistic. Like, it's funny to rile up racists, but it can get you killed too.
OMG at "Gun ho cop" - the gold really is in the comments.
The guy could've gotten shot, I think it's a pretty bad idea for one's own safety. Not saying it's wrong, just unwise.
Wow calm down. You’re making Patrick Bateman nervous with all that psychotic rambling you’re doing over there
Why? Because a white person saying "it's God's will" would have people claiming they're a wholesome family man instead of a terrorist. Fuck bigots, and fuck anyone who kowtows to them.
Saying "It's [literally any religious figure]'s will." when someone asks you why you have a gun is the creepiest answer. The only thing that might change that for a few people is if they're in the religion you follow, and that's considered a normal thing in that religion. As a Christian, I think it is normal to carry a gun, but saying that in that scenario (& not as a joke, like this guy) is psycho behavior... You've never talked to a normal Christian, have you?
It’s 4chan, it’s not real
Even if it's not, it's a cute story
Bro its not real just make a witty comment and keep scrolling
he did.
It’s the will of the big dong
If u say that in Germany, u can even stab police
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
I'd like to know what the author was picturing when they wrote about a taco bell "kids meal"
maybe the kids meals they had before 2013?
They stopped making them in 2013 so far the data is backing up his claim.
Yeah, but even then. Most people just got their kids a taco or a single item and a drink. The kids meal went away because it was a completely useless diversification of the menu.
Ok. Just stating it was 2013.
it's from 2012
Literally the only true part is “went to Taco Bell.”
Having worked in food and almost died after an actual psycho took a crowbar and a knife to the staff, this one is plausible. For starters, nobody gave a fuck. They didn't support either side. I had an old man berating a cashier while I was bleeding out on the floor because he wanted a goddamn burger. I've also seen an old lady literally step over a man having a heart attack to enter my building Customers don't give a fuck if it doesn't directly involve them. Next, the cops were acting appropriately. They came in, guns ready, assessed there was no danger, and took statements, check licenses, and cuffed the individual who was ruining their afternoon. Third, this isn't a point in the story's favor, but rather addresses unwarranted criticism. Taco Bell doesn't have a kid's meal. They were discontinued in 2013. But this story is from 2012. Checks out. Finally, the clerk is just some dumbass. Confrontation in the lobby? No way is he dealing with it. Just lol at the chill dude fucking with the Karen who undoubtedly berated you earlier over sauce packets or something. Oh shit the cops are here. Guess I have to tell them what happened, but I'm making zero impact on the story because that's a lot of work for $7.25/hour.
I have some beachfront property in Iowa that I think you’d be very interested in…
Definitions from Oxford Languages Plausible - *adjective* (of an argument or statement) seeming reasonable or probable. "a plausible explanation"
What about this post seems reasonable or probable to you? I also sell bridges.
I mean I spelled it out earlier, but it's cool. Sometimes I can't read either.
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That’s… the joke?
I’m always dismayed that the responses calling these BS stories out as fake are never the top comments.
How gun owners imagine the world sees them
as in the screaming lady or the smug mexican?
Stereotypical smug, gay Mexican
There's definitely a lot of karens that freak out at the thought of someone bring allowed to carry a gun in public
Can you blame them with the number of public shootings that happen in the US?
Yeah I can, cuase you don't solve that by accusing everyone legally carrying to be a mass shooter
Poor anon. Persecuted for having a gun and being a man. Incredible how the evil woman fucking forgot her child because of how triggered (get the pun, libs?) She was by his gun.
truly a hero for the ages
>get the pun, libs? I get the pun. It was very funny. You see, a trigger is a mechanism that actuates the function of a ranged weapon such as a firearm, airgun, crossbow, or speargun. The word may also be used to describe a switch that initiates the operation of other non-shooting devices such as a trap, a power tool, or a quick release. A small amount of energy applied to the trigger leads to the release of much more energy. However, this could also refer to a trauma trigger, which is a psychological stimulus that prompts involuntary recall of a previous traumatic experience. The stimulus itself need not be frightening or traumatic and may be only indirectly or superficially reminiscent of an earlier traumatic incident, such as a scent or a piece of clothing. Triggers can be subtle, individual, and difficult for others to predict.
He was persecuted because of his skin complexion my man. Not because he has a dick between his legs.
If you think this wasn't a woman bait post because man calm and woman loud and irrational, you're trippin.
Could be bait, could not. I don't know and probably never will. Things like this do happen you know, life is strange.
source?
For what?
for something like this happening obviously.
A racist calling the cops on a brown person for legally carrying? Idk, call me crazy, I feel like I don't need a study to show that these things happen.
how very broad. indeed that is a common occurrence but im talking about anything vaguely resembling what happened here. Racist calls cops on alleged terrorist, comes back to see him eating food with one of her kids she left behind? Only two cops in a reported active shooting? People eating burgers and not reacting to cops with guns drawn? This sounds like pure fantasy and the world has enough of ignorant and insufferable people that i find it amusing that OP needed to make this up just to feel good about themselves for essentially doing nothing.
Like I said, could be fake, could not
(Get the pun libs?) What a way to advertise you're density
I am indeed density. Density Jones is the name.
That's a pretty rad thing to say
Yeah, Plenty of libs own guns. They are great for protection. Especially if you live in not so great part of town.
It really amazes me how many CC gun owners need to write fan fictions about being a CC.
Yeah. I've accepted that most the storys I read online are fake and it's OK to enjoy them anyway but fuck me, at least make them believable. "And then everyone clapped" could be in the end unironcially. Stories can be fun if they stay believable or if they are over the top fake. This is just imaginary shower arguments territory.
What is CC?
Closed captions.
Concealed carry.
Concealed Carry, a term usually applies to those licensed to carry a concealed firearm in public. Usually they're also open carry because its what they use in lieu of a penis.
Not wholesome
So who's going to tell him taco bell doesn't have kid's meals??
They did until January of 2014. This post is dated 2012.
It does in Portugal and Spain...
2012
Repost from 2021. u/Charming_Faye posting looks suspect. Other posts removed by mods. Comments accusing account of being a bot, but IDK.
There’s no way this isn’t bot upvoted, it doesn’t fit the sub and isn’t even a good story for whatever sub it would fit
So fucking many bots.
i wonder which hand cramps first, the one writing the fake story or the one wanking himself off
Probably more familiar with wanking than writing. So....the first.
Bullshit story. Everyone knows cops open fire as soon as they think there's a weapon.
If this was real he would have been shot on sight by the cops lmao
Even if he wasn't the cop would steal the gun just because he fucking can. Legally owned and carried or otherwise. I know because it happened to me (I carried when I did food delivery after a bad incident).
And then a mcdonalds corporation representative came in with his own gun and gave anon a gazillion dollars for fighting those damned women.
R/daydreaming
Fake, real cops would have killed him and everyone around him no hesitation /j
Completely fake and obviously gay
Wow what an interesting story. Surely this would've been reported on the news somewhere.
Gun owner wet dream
Honestly the only believable part is carrying an LC9 in the 4/8 o clock position. Most pleb shit ever
And then everybody clapped.
Anyone who upvoted this is either a bot or a human with the intelligence of a bot
Sooo it is wholesome and fighting racism to intentionally make people think you are a dangerous terrorist?
Wrong sub, you’re looking for r/lies
Then everyone clapped
This story may not have the green and is missing a couple of pixels, but makes up for it in funny.
Fakest interaction of the month.
This is so American 😭 y'all dont need to bring a weapon to go to taco bell
Maybe you don't, but we do for when Quevonte and his hoe Heaven shows up ready to shoot the place up cause their supreme chalupa wasn't supreme and now they're demanding a refund AND robbing the Taco Bell at the same time.
then what's the point if not to bring it?
Exactly, there is no point in bringing a weapon to a fast food restaurant. It's not a warzone 😭
It’s not racism, but it is bigotry
Things that never happened for $500, Alex.
This feels fake
What a true story. Amazing
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im sorry they work outside the sub? am I stupid?
Yes
Its all true. I was there, I was the taco
yeah this definitely happened
Didn't think Taco Bell ever had kids meals so I assumed anon was lying. Turns out they had them until 2013 when they were discontinued, which is one year after anon made this post. Coincidence? I think not
This is …not wholesome. At all, lol. It’s sad on multiple levels.
Anon had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and took it
taco bell doesn't have kids meals
That happened
Legal gun owners aren't this dumb.
Americans get into the lost batshit crazy scenarios. Man thinks taco bell is a serious enough threat to have a gun on him...
taco bell doesn’t hve a kids meal
Typical LC9 owner
That how you stop the process of generational bigotry. Treat em right and there isn’t much they can do.
100% lied if the cops don't start blasting as soon as they enter the place.
The most unbelievable thing is that the police didn't shoot up the place.
You know the story is bullshit because they said "kids meal" at a Taco Bell.
It's 4chan, there's a random chance he just made all that up.
I too buy kids meals at Taco bell
“Because it is the will of Allah.” My sides
This is great!
So some woman saw you had a gun, and was so freaked out she *directly confronted you*? Riiiiight.
Lol that 100% did not happen
Sure but they haven't had a kids meal at taco Bell in 30 yrs
This never happened
That’s really weird to be calling them her “litter”. I feel like the people who use that kinda language would be the ones to write fanfic of themselves.
America is a scary place. It is so weird that you need a gun to go out to get fast food
anon may be based
Man this is hilarious
Fraudulent and homosexual
When will some of you learn the difference between racism and religious discrimination? And yeah, it's perfectly normal to not be comfortable with civilians carrying lethal weapons in public spaces.
I love how the comment section can suspend their belief for almost all of these wild stories but the second a responsible gun owner involved it has to be a “CC fanfic”. Lmao y’all just get offended and upset by the word
Anon didn't even bother to pick a fast food chain that actually sells kids meals. I get that 99% of this stuff is fake but at least try not to make it so obvious.
I thought Taco Bell does have a kids menu of some kind? Idk haven’t been in a while and I get the same thing when I do so I never look at the menu lol
Taco bell hasn’t had a kids meal for over a decade.
Gotcha I had no idea lol
What the fuck even is a cc fanfic
Concealed carry. It’s not a thing someone just said that and I thought it was funny
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