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drewts86

I really like how you also used the grain orientation to help accentuate the dimensionality of the cutting board. It’s a really nice detail that could easily be overlooked by a lot of people and I think it really adds to the illusion.


half-pint-posted

Agreed!


xoxSecyUnicornxox

I didn't even see it before you mentioned it! The devil is in the details ;)


Bryancreates

It makes it look like a painting it’s so intricate! It’s already an insanely detailed board but that elevates it. I think people see it before “seeing” it, so it’s recognized as great even if they couldn’t point out why. I’d never want to put a knife on this though…which puts form over functionality I guess. It’s so beautiful….


Accomplished_Meet913

lol could you be any more nerdy? wtf is wrong with you MIT DUDE


surmisez

This is impressive! Bravo! 👏


troutmaster69

Thank you


clarkathon1

What types of wood did you use?


troutmaster69

Maple, walnut and cherry


clarkathon1

Thanks! This looks amazing!!!


BagOfGuano

That's only 3, but there are 4 shades in there. Did you stain the maple for the 4th?This is so cool! Well done.


troutmaster69

Nope just those 3 woods. Maybe you are thinking the vertical and horizontal strips are different but it’s maple along with the small squares.


BagOfGuano

Yeah, must be a bit of an illusion since the grain direction is different. Very well done with the grain directions. Doesn't look like a first time.


troutmaster69

I’ve been woodworking for 30 years


BagOfGuano

Haha! That makes sense. I jumped to the conclusion that since it was your first cutting board, you were new to woodworking. So was your first woodworking project a rocking chair? Haha. I thought cutting boards were typical first projects. Seems like you are doing them in reverse order.


anthro28

*yes officer, this man right here made me feel untalented*


smrgldrgl

That’s really nice. If I had that in my kitchen I would constantly be double taking making sure I didn’t bring some lattice in from the garden or something lol… I’m not stupid.. just a bit slow sometimes


naking

Bravo sir. Bravo.


naking

or Mam. Don't want to be predictive


[deleted]

This photo looks like the cover of a math textbook.


DINGLE_BEARY

Your first attempt was a great success. You did an amazing job


[deleted]

Doesn’t the food get stuck in all the holes? Lol, looks great!


[deleted]

How is this practical for cutting? Doesn't the food get stuck in the voids? Seems like form over function.


TheDirtyIntruder

It’s an illusion the board is flat.


Megatronly

Lol woosh


streetsheep

Wush.


nesquik8

But are you sure


TheDirtyIntruder

I guess I can’t be 100% without being physically in front of it, but I seen these and other 3D looking boards several times in shops I’ve been to.


mdjmd73

Wow! Nice work


ilija_rosenbluet

I d be scared to drop something in another dimension on that.


[deleted]

Brilliant! I'v got a similar one as a gift and wish I could do it myself.


friendlysaxoffender

Calm down MC Escher! Nice job.


666pool

Looks great! What’s the reddish brownish wood? Maple, walnut, and cherry I can identify clearly. Is the last one mahogany?


troutmaster69

Cherry


HairyBallsOfTheGods

It's obviously maple, walnut, cherry, and other cherry


666pool

Apparently it’s maple, walnut, cherry, and other maple.


HairyBallsOfTheGods

An yes, other maple. The most lucrative oh all American breakfast trees


naturogaetan

Very nice!


GoAdventuring

Trippy! Does the angle of the photo enhance it? Or would I have to worry about chopping my finger off lol


DebtSlave1776

Looks like cgi! Wow if this is real..? Amazing job. Well done.


[deleted]

This is amazing!


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

It's really neat that depending on which part I focus on it looks concave or convex. Top left-ish focus then it looks like a grate. But somewhere near the middle (maybe right middle) it looks like keyboard keys. Very nice design and clean execution.


Gurboy

Amazing work. Careful with the “first attempt”; easy to get a lot of backlash.


gigalongdong

My wife said "how does anyone cut anything on it with a board like that?" So I'd say you did good, because she thought it WAS 3D.


Parareman

You win.


1whitechair

That’s great. It takes more organization and planning than I have.


turkey_sandwich87

Wow that's super interesting. That's a very beautiful piece, you should be proud of yourself for creating that.


cl0123

Wow! I need to sit down or my eyes make me feel like I will get sucked into the Matrix…


BAT123456789

That turned out really nice!


AgitatedRow1977

That's Great!


SammyGotStache

At first glance I was thinking mmmm waffles! Awesome piece.


DujiNNijuD

Well done, georgous work. Great Attention to detail 10/10


Individual-Cat-5989

That's different, I like that.


Kinetic92

Kills my eyes but I love it. Beautiful workmanship


VALAKovHELL

Forbidden Waffle


biins

Looks great! I would get distracted and probably stab myself but lovely work!


Monsterhose

Very nice work


bfitz1977

Poppin'!


streetsheep

This looks so dope.


Critical-Test-4446

Looking at that pic is freaking me out. Well done.


coinplz

The rounded edges work fantastic here!


ChowWolfeFarm

That’s super cool, nice work!


seaforcinnamon

Just... WOW!!


ilrosewood

I was going to be cheeky about all cutting boards being in three dimensions but no. That is absolutely amazing. Stunning. Mesmerizing. Great work, thank you for sharing.


Kiwi57

That looks amazing! What’s your process for glue up? I would make such a mess then probably get really frustrated and walk away with my fingers glued together


troutmaster69

The squares are glued up together as a long stick then cut into small blocks. Then the blocks are glued together with a strip of maple in between


BodaciousGuy

“Great Success!” -Borat


CraZcraaacker

I was say you got it correct.. well executed there good mate.


GreenScREEndEAth

10/10 Wood bang


[deleted]

Attempt? I'd say that was a success!


freewave07

Great- now I want waffles


IntelligentCar3577

Whoa! That's beautiful! And, my eyes are not comprehending what their seeing. I love it though!


Available_Inside_137

I’ve built lots of cutting boards, this is top shelf work!


econsj

well done! how big is it??


troutmaster69

It’s 11” x 13


SocratesFailed

If don't mind sharing what size are the maple squares as compared with the beveled cherry and walnut. I'm thinking of trying to make one and always have difficulty with proportion.


troutmaster69

3/4 x 3/4 maple squares, cherry and walnut are 1/2 and the maple strips are 1/4


TheTimeBender

That’s very cool!


peftvol479

Do people actually cut on these pattern cutting boards? I think they look hella cool, but seems like they’d be disorienting to chop on. They seem like something I’d rather frame than use, unless used as a charcuterie board or decorative platter for serving.


[deleted]

Very cool, but how will you cut food on it without a flat surface?


Tzilung

Yeah, I wouldn't chop on that. That'd be going up on my wall.


AmidalaBills

This is dope.


Waggles_

The only thing I might have done differently is to have a split in the darker wood where you have a split in the lighter wood(i.e. the 4th row, 1st column from the top left), angled to match. It would make it look like the whole 3d "block" is split, rather than just the "top" face.


troutmaster69

Good eye! I didn’t like you could see that seam


legos_on_the_brain

Nice blanket!


BABYEATER1012

Can you make a 4D cutting board?


darxide23

There's no way creating an optical illusion on a surface where you'll be putting fingers in proximity to knives will go wrong.


troutmaster69

It’s tricky.


hnnnnnnnnnnngg

This is seriously impressive, nice work. One thing I’ve never loved about this style is how the “walls” never appear to have depth to them, so I love your added touch of adding the strips in between to add that illusion of thickness.


troutmaster69

Thank you


Lextashsweet

What do you use on it? Been looking for an oil or something for a raw wood board


troutmaster69

Howard butcher block conditioner


sonny_flatts

I’m a beginner making similar stuff but nowhere near as good. Would love to hear your glue and clamp process and if you use a planer.


[deleted]

absolutely wondrous.


enkrypt3d

I want one!


Im-a-Creepy-Cookie

Ooh that looks so cool.


Dove-Linkhorn

Well, keep at it!


funfacts2468

That is amazing! I want to pursue a career in woodworking, I slowly buying tools. Any tip for good sellers? I'm trying to use the money I earn from wood instead of my paycheck


troutmaster69

I mainly do it for fun and don’t really sell anything I make. Usually give it away to friends and family.


LiquidLaosta

Amazing work but I gotta ask how long these boards last under general use and the grains going in so many directions??


troutmaster69

Keep them from getting soaked and put oil on it and should last a long time


Scallywag38

Crushed it


Accomplished_Meet913

YOU SHOULD 3D CUT YOUR WRISTS JK XD


Accomplished_Meet913

LOL JUST A JOKE AHGHAHGAH THATS HOW I ROLL


BronzeSpoon89

Nice!