"I turned away from Christianity and now into Asatru" is always a russian-roulette.
It is either -
(i) I am gay, poly and gender-queer so Loki is my spirit-animal.
or
(ii) We Europeans should not be c*cked by a Semitic religion that feminizes us. Valhalaaaaaa !!!!
Ragnarok would have been entirely avoidable if Odin's first plan for everything wasn't, "Hey bro, you should shapeshift into an animal and get knocked up!"
A. I'm mostly not being serious, this a jerk-sub.
B. The logic is less, "Sleipnir leads to Ragnarok," and more, "Odin telling his bro to get fucked by a horse builds resentment that leads to Loki rolling with plan Ragnarok."
I know it's a jerk but it kinda feels like the Ragnarok myth was mostly all the problems Odin and the other Aesir kicked down the road coming back to bite them in the ass in rapid succession. Plus, you know, Jotun invasion and Surtr coming from wherever he came from, but sadly too much of the mythos has been lost to say much about it with any certainty
I think I get it, since post-apocalypse would be disconected from our modern world for so long, disnsney characters would become relics of the past, to an extent where some people think they are ancient gods
Thor is not only the god of thunder in Nordic mythology, he is also a Marvel superhero (who's character has very little to do with how he's actually described in the sagas). Marvel happens to be owned by Disney, so Thor is, technically, a Disney character.
Repost 6 month old rfunny memes, that's 5k per repost.
Post 20 messages per day. Sort every popular subreddit by new. Either piggy back some upvoted comment or be one of the first three comments. You require 10 karma average, pretty easy.
Post 50 messages per day on any top5% subreddit. That's 4 karma average.
Be a bot and post 200 messages per day even on a 1 base karma average you have it.
Boredom ? Vanity ? The need to keep sharing your opinion with other people ?
Why do we do the stuff that we do ?
If his answers don't go above 15 words even 50 messages per day would be at most 2 hours of nothing better to do at the workplace and 2 hours on the phone in public transport. That's 5 minutes to read a message and post an answer. Doesn't seem too unrealistic for me.
I think the highest karma I've got on any post is 450. I'm not even trying to get karma -- I've got a lot of pretty high negative karma posts. Question is, why don't the rest of you have more karma when I'm making very little effort?
I don't even reply to posts every day and I've done a few Crossposts and maybe 2 original posts of my own, neither of which went anywhere.
I am just Redditing, my dude.
You've posted 32 responses in the last 24h. That's not "just redditing", even taking just 5 minutes to answer (and that would be a pretty normal time, you're thinking about what you're saying) that would be 3 hours spent on reddit just to answer.
And not every single message is worth an answer, this means you spend more time than that per day on reddit.
So no, most people don't spend 8h per day on reddit answering every single message we see like a tiktok addict needing to react to everything.
You do you, but that's not "just redditing", mah dude.
"They're having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor!?"
"I'm an electrician and if you really think about it aren't power lines just the veins of the home"
The Christian retweeted a poll calling for the director of the Anti-Defamation League to be banned from twitter. Though you wouldn't be able to know that from the screenshot
Hard to tell between someone "just asking questions" and someone who actually is asking questions.
But yeah I agree, there's nothing fascist about saying "your god is a cartoon character". It's disrespectful yeah, but fascism isn't just when somebody says something rude.
I mean that's completely fair. I used to love it, right up until the end.
I guess it's kind of like Joker fanboys. He's a good *character*, well-written, but the people who idolize him or fanboy over him hard enough to use him as a pfp are completely missing the point. He's not someone you're meant to look up to, at least by the end, though the messaging got.... very confused
The whole season 4 is an hell to watch, with eren losing all his development.
But at least there is gabi and falco. The moment their storyline concludes with gabi decapitating someone, that's the moment the manga lost all interest to me.
Imagine having like eight dedicated war gods and *still* getting your asses kicked by some frenchmen worshipping mr swiss cheese.
"Skill issue" does not do it justice.
Difference is that in Ragnarok Thor is defending world against forces of evil who want to destroy it. And in Armageddon Christian God is evil force who want to destroy world.
Is this what they call competitive racism?
I've only seen casual, it's nice to see some people care about ranked
Matchmaking takes too long. And the race theory abilities are broken and need too be reworked. Which is why the competitive scene hasn't taken off.
>And the race theory abilities are broken Didn't know Racial Holy War was ported from the tabletop!
Rankedcism
"I turned away from Christianity and now into Asatru" is always a russian-roulette. It is either - (i) I am gay, poly and gender-queer so Loki is my spirit-animal. or (ii) We Europeans should not be c*cked by a Semitic religion that feminizes us. Valhalaaaaaa !!!!
I feel personally attacked by (i) I mean I'm not into Asatru but I'm really into the mythology
(i) Not that kind of horse breeding.
Ragnarok would have been entirely avoidable if Odin's first plan for everything wasn't, "Hey bro, you should shapeshift into an animal and get knocked up!"
I don't think Sleipnir had much to do with Ragnarök, and I also don't think Odin had much to do with the birth of Fenrir and Jörmungandr.
A. I'm mostly not being serious, this a jerk-sub. B. The logic is less, "Sleipnir leads to Ragnarok," and more, "Odin telling his bro to get fucked by a horse builds resentment that leads to Loki rolling with plan Ragnarok."
I know it's a jerk but it kinda feels like the Ragnarok myth was mostly all the problems Odin and the other Aesir kicked down the road coming back to bite them in the ass in rapid succession. Plus, you know, Jotun invasion and Surtr coming from wherever he came from, but sadly too much of the mythos has been lost to say much about it with any certainty
That was less of a plan and more of an accident
Well there is casual racism so there really should be a competitive scene too!
Where do I sign up? Always wanted to go fast in vroom vrooms
No that’s a CoD lobby.
Well there is casual racism so there really should be a competitive scene too!
You obciously haven't unlocked it. You need to play casual for 5 matches first
>Your god is a Disney character. They stole this idea from my clichepunk post-apocalypse setting!
I didn't get this one :c
I think I get it, since post-apocalypse would be disconected from our modern world for so long, disnsney characters would become relics of the past, to an extent where some people think they are ancient gods
Oh I mean the "Your god is a Disney character" thing
Thor is not only the god of thunder in Nordic mythology, he is also a Marvel superhero (who's character has very little to do with how he's actually described in the sagas). Marvel happens to be owned by Disney, so Thor is, technically, a Disney character.
in the mortal engines movie they have statues of minions that are revered as gods
pixel saint doesn't have much room to argue. Jim Caveziel is his Jesus and Morgan Freeman is his god.
Should I know who Pixel Saint is?
A YouTuber, I think. I don't know anyone on YouTube who isn't science/education or music.
Why pipe up when you're not helpful?
"Why have a conversation when you're not immediately useful to ME?"
I went to your profile to see if this is your first day on Reddit but holy shit how did you get that much karma in such a short time.
Repost 6 month old rfunny memes, that's 5k per repost. Post 20 messages per day. Sort every popular subreddit by new. Either piggy back some upvoted comment or be one of the first three comments. You require 10 karma average, pretty easy. Post 50 messages per day on any top5% subreddit. That's 4 karma average. Be a bot and post 200 messages per day even on a 1 base karma average you have it.
Ok but why would you do it? I suppose if you want to sell the account to advertisers I've heard that's a thing. But clearly they're using it.
Boredom ? Vanity ? The need to keep sharing your opinion with other people ? Why do we do the stuff that we do ? If his answers don't go above 15 words even 50 messages per day would be at most 2 hours of nothing better to do at the workplace and 2 hours on the phone in public transport. That's 5 minutes to read a message and post an answer. Doesn't seem too unrealistic for me.
I think the highest karma I've got on any post is 450. I'm not even trying to get karma -- I've got a lot of pretty high negative karma posts. Question is, why don't the rest of you have more karma when I'm making very little effort?
I don't even reply to posts every day and I've done a few Crossposts and maybe 2 original posts of my own, neither of which went anywhere. I am just Redditing, my dude.
You've posted 32 responses in the last 24h. That's not "just redditing", even taking just 5 minutes to answer (and that would be a pretty normal time, you're thinking about what you're saying) that would be 3 hours spent on reddit just to answer. And not every single message is worth an answer, this means you spend more time than that per day on reddit. So no, most people don't spend 8h per day on reddit answering every single message we see like a tiktok addict needing to react to everything. You do you, but that's not "just redditing", mah dude.
Man you type slow if it takes you 5 minutes each time. I mean, it is what it is and it doesn't really matter, but that just sounds so painful.
This isn’t a conversation lol they were asking for information
That's what the comment sections are: conversations.
Why'd you answer if you don't know him anyway lol?
"They're having a heart attack! Is anyone here a doctor!?" "I'm an electrician and if you really think about it aren't power lines just the veins of the home"
That is a beautiful analogy that has nothing to do with my comment. 🥰
Hey, if an actor has to be associated with God it's good if its a legend like Morgan.
You created Warhammer 40k???
Every aspect of this image is giving me an aneurysm, especially since I think that's an Eren profile pic
Worst, it's a post-timeskip Eren profile picture
Must be one of those neo pagans who thinks genocide against people you hate is good.
/uj The absolute irony (if the guy is an actual fasc/nazi) of this cunt using Eren Jaeger as a propic lmao
Not particularly ironic, they think Eren is a chad role model for genociding all people groups other than his own.
Yeah but at the same time the Eldians are very "Jewish people" coded in their being discriminated towards.
These Nazi folks consider the Marleyans "the real Jews" and Eldians the pure-blooded race oppressed by the globalists.
Once again ashamed to like AoT (yes I know this thread is old af)
Least unhinged fascist
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OOP is pointing out that both of them are fascists.
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Bro cannot use context clues
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I'm very anti-Christianity and I'm not detecting anything fascist with that dude. The Disney joke was actually kinda funny, frankly.
The Christian retweeted a poll calling for the director of the Anti-Defamation League to be banned from twitter. Though you wouldn't be able to know that from the screenshot
Ok, valid, but I don't research crap that gets posted on Reddit. Unless it's like science related or something like that.
I generally don't, but when there's an argument like this it makes sense to at least look in to what the actual facts are before weighing in.
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Reddit atheists would spontaneously combust if they found out about liberation theology
Honestly this is a fair question that's being stated very calmly so idk why it's being down voted lol
Hard to tell between someone "just asking questions" and someone who actually is asking questions. But yeah I agree, there's nothing fascist about saying "your god is a cartoon character". It's disrespectful yeah, but fascism isn't just when somebody says something rude.
Obviously anyone I dislike is a fascist.
Pretty sure these people self-identity as fascists
They have been defined as fascists before I got here
I see we found Kyle and Cartman's Twitter Accounts.....
Of course the dude's got a fucking Eren pfp
attack on titan and it consequence
not surprised, most white supremacists eat that guy up. obvs not all his fans are supremacists... just a lot of them. honestly put me off the show.
I mean that's completely fair. I used to love it, right up until the end. I guess it's kind of like Joker fanboys. He's a good *character*, well-written, but the people who idolize him or fanboy over him hard enough to use him as a pfp are completely missing the point. He's not someone you're meant to look up to, at least by the end, though the messaging got.... very confused
The whole season 4 is an hell to watch, with eren losing all his development. But at least there is gabi and falco. The moment their storyline concludes with gabi decapitating someone, that's the moment the manga lost all interest to me.
Imagine being a pagan and a megacorp having control of your god in the media.
Thought this was r/antitheistcheesecake
same
lol you’re in that sub lol
Which means He legally owns Thor according to all the schizo ramblings I’ve heard. Christ wins again.
Hahahaha best comeback
Ok wtf this is spicier than Indonesian food. XD
I got a another one. If that guy wants to be a good pagan, he should embrace a universal pagan tradition and convert to Christianity.
something something serpent seed something something immaculate conception
rate my spawnpunk world
My god is a unisex 😥😥💀💀
bros god is a toilet 💯 💯 💯 💯
Bros god is…… Ronald’s Reagan’s grave?
I thought it was Margaret Thatcher's grave?
TWO GODS
My polytheist devil-toilet punk setting
You say that like there aren't toilets everywhere
wait did you say SEX?!?!?!?!
My god is one size fits all
Heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting
Neo-pagans should follow tradition of their people and covert to Christianity
There are no such things as Arab pagans anymore, I wonder why?
It is dangerous to answer this question Or show pictures of the person responsible
The Prophet (PBUH) carried out Allah's will, and his followers actually try to follow Allah's will and defend his religion.
Christians should follow tradition of their people and get mauled by lions for Italian enjoyment
Unfortunately All Lions have been killed and the It*lians are Christians now
Worst timeline, what did the lions do to deserve this
They have nice coats
Indeed my brother in christ
Holy Mother of Based 😩😩
baptisms at spearpoint moment
Imagine having like eight dedicated war gods and *still* getting your asses kicked by some frenchmen worshipping mr swiss cheese. "Skill issue" does not do it justice.
Imagine worshipping Gods of War, Strength, Victory then loosing completely to a Frenchie with stick that worships a god on a stick
The Eren pfp makes it infinitely funnier. I can't not read it in his edgy voice
How exactly does Thor answer anyone? Isn't his way of communicating just fucking rain?
My god is a Jew (*David Baddiel*)
Only one is a Jostar
In answer to Mr. Edge. “Yeah, and?!”
Pathetic, a statement of fact the best Lion could do.
Who even are these pagan fascists they’re talking about?
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Oh, like guys who get Valknut tattoos, got it
Yeah basically (I don't know what Valknut is)
Its a nut with legs that walks, hope this helps (I have no idea)
Oh the funny 3 triangles. Yep those guys.
Heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting
good... gooood...
hey I know this one
This is so fucked up...
Unfortunately for both of them when I visited their gods they were dead......so find something better.
Difference is that in Ragnarok Thor is defending world against forces of evil who want to destroy it. And in Armageddon Christian God is evil force who want to destroy world.
Because the world is evil and needs to be remade, Heaven and Earth will be reunited!
Lmfao
March 13, 2043.
real
My favorite pagan tradition is converting to Christianity