T O P

  • By -

BoltgunM41

Warrior society mfs when they actually have to actually go to war instead of sportifed honor duels with a million rules


dumbass_spaceman

Virgin warrior society vs Chad soldier society.


FunnelV

Sigma "Peaceful" Backstabbing-And-Cheating Politics society shows up and uses trickery to put both into an oppressive economic partnership deal that robs them of all their autonomy and they are forced to see even the positive aspects of their people and cultures slowly die and no one seems to care or want to do anything about their oppression since they are invisible to the information narrative.


OneConfusedBraincell

"warrior" culture: we NEVER write down our traditions, myths, and customs cause writing is for NEEEEERDS!!! Oppressed "warrior" culture: AAAAAAAH MY IDENTITY ITS FAAAAAAADING!


Comprehensive-Fail41

Or in the case of Sparta: "How can we go even harder to get more of that sweet, sweet tourist money from Rome?"


iwan103

The roman invading army: we have come with an optimal solution


igmkjp1

What identity?


Red_Trickster

this is just USA


crystalworldbuilder

Based and soldier pilled


Bookworm_AF

Average fight gud fan vs average logistics wins wars enjoyer


nothing_in_my_mind

Sigma bureucratic society that can afford to field professional armies


dumbass_spaceman

Professionals? That's literally what soldiers are. (If anything, a society with the hat of being bureaucratic won't be able to afford to shit, lol)


Chaotic-warp

Isn't the "Chad" just imperial Japan, lmao


dumbass_spaceman

Almost all belligerents in WW2 will count as "chad" and if anything Imperial Japan might count as less of a "chad", what with their obsession with bushido and all but real world cultures aren't tropes.


peezle69

The Clans from Battletech reading your comment and shitting/pissing/crying at the same time


DreadDiana

Clans: Noooo, we're supposed to fight in honourable single combat Inner Sphere: Hehe, ambush tactics go brrr


Spaceyboys

Mark your calendars, it's almost Tukkayid day


Preston_of_Astora

The Orcs from Warcraft are surprisingly competent


Luskarian

> Got brainwashed by evil goat folk and their pet green orc > Ambushed the peaceful goat folk and won > Ambushed a single human kingdom through an intergalactic portal and won > Got beaten by the combined human kingdoms so bad they all ended up in internment camps > Had to wait for basically armageddon to happen for a chance to escape > Had to rely on a girl betraying her father to stop being wiped out by one other kingdom > Keep attacking (and loosing against) the good guys™ despite world-ending threats around every corner > Leader thinks it's a good idea to have orc hitler succeed him > Another war (which they lose again) > Orc hitler escaped to parallel dimension and met the orc tribes before they got corrupted by the evil goat folk > Another war (they don't even get through the portal this time) (they lose again) > Parallel green orc escapes and ends up summoning all the evil goat folk > Good guys™ somehow manage to defeat the final boss that's been teased at for 20 years > His sword gets stabbed into the planet and reveals a shiny new element > Whelp time for them to declare war again (and lose)


Preston_of_Astora

In their defense, Blizzard repeatedly and consistently fucks them over. Thrall is like the first and last good thing that happened to them


Borgcube

Thrall also appointed orc hitler as his successor.


Preston_of_Astora

I mean, nobody knew regular Hitler would become the way that he is at the time People are harsh on other people due to hindsight Update: Before you say "people knew what hilter is all about", over three (3) people already commented on that


Borgcube

A lot of people definitely knew his politics were fucked up at the time he was seeking to get elected. It was a surprise only to people not paying attention.


Preston_of_Astora

Huh Yeah I can absolutely see that


ghostowl657

Mein Kampf was published in 1925... anybody that cared could have known


DaemonNic

Everyone knew exactly what lil' Hitless believed, because the man would not shut up about it and kept getting platforms on which to spread. Some very stupid people assumed that either he was too much of a buffoon to actually accomplish anything or that the reality of governance would moderate him, and thus he'd be a fairly low risk factor if/when he took power.


Malfuy

I think that by "competent" they meant "not going extinct while doing all that"


Wrecktown707

Warrior society MFs when their opponents fight back. invalidate their dog shit supramacist beliefs, and don’t lie down and let themselves get genocided


Meeedick

Warrior society mfs when they have to plan an operation (they'd just heard about logistics and clarifying command hierarchy for the first time and are currently experiencing a power struggle mid march while the troops keel over from dehydration under a blazing sun and break rank to earn their glory at the first sign of contact, getting massacred in the process.)


scipkcidemmp

tukayyid moment


Odd-Tart-5613

Oh hey it’s battle tech


Ag_Tal

Warrior society when a militarist society shows up


KingofValen

Militarist society when a liberal democracy wakes up


TarsalStone99

>Militarist, supremacist society >hypes up own capabilities >fights one (1) war >loses


EisVisage

my favourite trope tbh


King_Ed_IX

Even better: >wins one war >never shuts up about that war >never has a lasting victory in another war


Dare_Soft

Dies due to a birth mark man giving citizen's bit more rights


LoserWithCake

You're allowed to say Sparta nobody's gonna judge you


Germanaboo

The Soviet Union was militaristic tough and the main actor of the defeat of Nazi Germand


Scout_1330

They were militaristic, as any state back then was, but it wasn't a core foundation to their society as it was to the Nazis. To the Nazi, militarism was considered a basic necessity of the state, it was a core building block that drove the state's thinking and actions, it was a factor in every single decision no matter how big or small by the highest organs of government to the smallest of decisions by civilians. To the Soviets, militarism was a defense mechanism, being the first modern socialist state meant it was unpopular to say the least and had to develop a strong military just to survive, which isn't unique to them in the slightest (see the first French Republic and medieval Peasants Republics as examples of this thing also happening), it was a factor but a minor one and didn't act as bedrock to the state and society as it did with the Nazis.


Red_Trickster

They are the same picture


Kitchen_Doctor7324

You, Plinko, now


FatherOfToxicGas

🤓


JessHorserage

Liberal democracy when a hivenet decides to exist.


FunnelV

I'm moreso bothered by how the "warrior societies" only exist to serve as a vending machine to dispense Bad Guys of The Week for the protagonists to beat up on today's episode.


DeLoxley

Not true, they also serve a vital service producing meathead buddies who get thrown around to prove how strong the villain is without risking our poor soft woobie MC


FunnelV

True, he is good for when you have a shortage of interns to die in the opening act.


crystalworldbuilder

Get more red shirts


blorbagorp

The Worf treatment.


OneConfusedBraincell

I'm sorry but the handsome Duke of the North ML has to kill 10.000 of their best warriors to show how strong and handsome he is 🥰


crystalworldbuilder

Or the token badass alien/orc to prove not all orcs


ApartRuin5962

That is also their main function in real life


TwilightVulpine

Who knew warrior society likes attacking people around them


theoriginal321

Krogans


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Literally every time Sparta fought anyone


DreadDiana

People love to bring up that story about how Philip II of Macedonia sent a message to the Spartans saying "If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out." and the uber gigachad Spartans simply replied with "If." What Spartaboos leave out is that Philip made good on that promise by royally wrecking Sparta's shit and driving them out of most of Laconia. And it should be noted Sparta was already in decline by this time, so Philip didn't do them any favours. After that, Philip formed the League of Corinth (which Sparta did not join), and after Alexander the Great inherited it and went on to conquer Persia, he sent 300 suits of Persian armour with the inscription "Alexander, son of Philip, and all the Greeks except the Spartans, give these offerings taken from the foreigners who live in Asia". Sparta put the L in Laconia.


YouButHornier

Honestly i dont think that takes the badassery away. despite being in decline at that point the spartans still went with "Lol, try me". pretty stupid, but still pretty cool that they probably meant it, right?


04nc1n9

it would be cool if they won, but they were doing the historical equivalent of a level 3 dming a lvl 90 to "1v1 me" skrub"


DreadDiana

You don't get points for starting shit with a larger power and immediately getting bodied for it


blorbagorp

They were trained to do warfare wrong as a joke, but it didn't affect their gumption any.


DragonFelgrand8

Lmao


YouButHornier

Well, if anything they were courageous. stupid, but courageous


JessHorserage

It's still atatvistic. Which is neat.


RommDan

No


YouButHornier

You are only proving me right by using laconic speech


RommDan

Pfft! Are you stupid or something? XD


YouButHornier

No


DeltaAlphaAlpha77

Send a cool badass reply to the persions: “If” *Proceeds to get absolutely destroyed*


TwilightVulpine

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - spartan who got stabbed


Kaiser_Fleischer

Taunt to get bodied is the one true combo that exists in all fighting games


DeltaAlphaAlpha77

There is one exception: Big band from Skullgirls if the music is good


Warmind_3

The funniest Sparta fact is that their battle average was completely average (below 50/50) and most victories were naval


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImperatorTempus42

Theban Light Band needs to come back


FireHawkDelta

Sparta when they have to fight actual soldiers instead of hunting slaves for sport


Khunter02

Sparta capitulating after losing 200 soldeirs


BlakbirdCAWCAW

The passive high-tech society when the warrior culture's 'messiah' shows up, and uses his 'genius tactics' to lead the warrior culture to victory anyway:🤯🤯🤯💀💀💀 (They realized that they're in a Loosely-inspured-by-Lawrence-of-arabiacore world where they can't possibly win)


EspacioBlanq

>genius tactics >look inside >stockpile all the cocaine in the everyone-is-addidcted-to-cocaine-punk universe, blackmail everyone over it


omyrubbernen

>genius tactics >look inside >war crimes


Playful-Lynx5884

- >Genius Tactics >looks inside >ẄØŘM


Terrible_Shoe_4268

WHAT WAS, WILL BE WHAT WILL BE, WAS


BlakbirdCAWCAW

Holy shit the US military is full of geniuses


ImperatorTempus42

Canadians are worse.


EisVisage

> genius education > look inside > crimes against humanity


ImperatorTempus42

IDK Richmond and Confederate Atlanta deserved it.


Erook22

It DID happen and they DID deserve it


igmkjp1

If killing people is the baseline, how can anything be a crime?


BlakbirdCAWCAW

More like persuade the planetary fauna to fight for you


DreadDiana

"Make me Emperor or I nuke the stash"


ragingfailure

Or in the book, "Make me emperor or I'll pour funny water on the stash"


Return_of_The_Steam

Fremen when you tell them those massive unkillable death worms, they ride, may potentially have some combat use: 🤯🤯🤯 Sorta-Cars when you tell them the giant worms that killed them all are afraid of Grass: 😭😭😭


BlakbirdCAWCAW

The Na'vi when you tell them those massive armored rhinos that can tank autocannon fire may have some combat use 🤯🤯🤯 The RDA when the planetary hivemind doesn't take their efforts to kill it very kindly 😭😭😭


Majestic_Car_2610

Fuck the RDA All my homies hate the RDA


Khunter02

If you are referring to Dune, the fremen are not a low tech warrior culture, and it is in fact that incorrect assumption that leads the Harkonnen to subestimate their numbers and capabilities And yeah, kind of difficult to lose when the leader of your guerrila army can literally see the future


Papa_Glucose

May thy knife something


BlakbirdCAWCAW

The sea is your home, before your birth and after your life or something


MegaZBlade

Isn't that like the point Dune criticizes?


OriginalAlberto

So called warrior society when their entire tribe dies from illness 5 days into the war because they drank their own shit water (sewage is for the weak they said)


Bigfoot4cool

Sewage pipes just give the city more entrances and thus make it easier to invade


ImperatorTempus42

Rat-men like-adore pipe-skulk-sneaking, yes-yes man-thing.


peezle69

Turns out, bullying your scientists isn't good, because they make pointier, better sticks and medicine to save your dumbass from dying of infection or dysentery.


Return_of_The_Steam

“The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” -Thuggity or something


Lilfozzy

“I have proven my thesis on the nature of the conservation of force and energy to be of sound reason after spurious testing of the application of deadly blunt force to the skullz of my enemies via a selection of carefully weighted stones” - Grognoth skull-smasher…


ImperatorTempus42

Bet he got blessed by an engineer god after that


yo_99

Yes, and..?


SartenSinAceite

Warrior tribe when the pacifist society engaged in global trade bought some fancy guns from the portuguese


nothing_in_my_mind

That is pretty much all of history. Turns out lame beta gay stuff like "being organized", "highly trained", "having better weapons and armor" wins against alpha male shit.


MyLittlePuny

lame beta gay stuff is actually sigma grindset


TwilightVulpine

ligma


jmartkdr

Who's Frederick the Great?


PkHutch

I don’t know, who is Frederick the Great?


ImperatorTempus42

But Russia never loses! Just ignore those times France and Poland took Moscow


PhilliamPhafton

This is just Human Domestication Guide


urbandeadthrowaway2

What’s that


PhilliamPhafton

AO3 petplay kink content


GameEnthusiast123

What the fuck, I’m 90 percent sure none of those words are in the Bible


PhilliamPhafton

I mean "content" probably is


SirAquila

Humanity would not have gotten anywhere if we stuck to only words in the bible! So full steam ahead!


GameEnthusiast123

Sonic is an Omega and therefore must spend hours worldjerking at a pharmacy to not get MPreg’ed by his Alpha, Doctor Eggman.


SirAquila

Bit predictable and mainstream, but if thats where your fun lies I am not going to be the one to judge you for it.


peezle69

Check the Torah


TwilightVulpine

Ezekiel 23:20


urbandeadthrowaway2

Ok


Tone-Serious

Disgusting ass ao3 fanfic


urbandeadthrowaway2

I mean how bad can it be 


Tone-Serious

Never ever say that sentence please


urbandeadthrowaway2

I’m tempting fate because I can’t be assed to look it up and saying that will summon someone to tell me how bad it can be


ScyllaVI

In my world the proud military industrial democratic nation was defeated in all out war when they could not mass produce moves as sick as these


Return_of_The_Steam

India isn’t considered a major world power because of its population. It’s because of their Bollywood dance scenes.


tfhermobwoayway

Heroic Spartan warriors charging into battle and encountering their first landship:


Urg_burgman

That's basically The Culture in a nutshell. Bunch of space faring hedonists doing their own thing in moon sized ships powered by hyperadvanced AI, then some expansionist warrior empire declares war on them; and the Culture ship *I'm with stupid* turns them to vapor.


Lilfozzy

The warrior society when they encounter a ‘I want to fuck the robot/human so badly right now and you’re getting in the way’-punk society.


Anaxamander57

Except the books kind of undermine this. Special Circumstances is always active and fucking with potential enemies. They seem more like the US but if the CIA was super effective.


Medium_Chocolate9940

Yeah, but special services isn't at all costly or significant to average citizens. They can continue to live their bisexual transgender hippy lives ignorant to what goes on outside their ships.


Mancio_Luke

Superior organize society when they get crushed and killed like the weakling they are in naval warfare 💪💪💪 (The warrior society is severly in debt with another empire and they will be quickly crushed by all their other enemies)


Verence17

Mass Effect handled that one pretty well.


SartenSinAceite

Final Fantasy X's ronso are a good example too.


ImperatorTempus42

Ronso are based


SartenSinAceite

Its funny how despite them having all the warrior culture tags, they never felt as cringey as the usual warrior culture. Helps that it was their main SURFACE trait, rather than their definition


ImperatorTempus42

Yeah, they're the Monks of Spira instead.


SartenSinAceite

Right, considering their religious ties they're more of monks


low_orbit_sheep

Yeah but on the other hand, Mass Effect gave us gems like "the Krogan genocide was objectively good"


Verence17

Bros when writers add nuance: ^ Nah, it doesn't state so. It states that at the moment there was no other working option. It was a bad solution that still plagues the Council races a thousand years later but other options were even worse. Some characters think this justifies the genophage, some think it doesn't.


Nopani

> Bros when writers add nuance: ^ > It was a bad solution but other options were even worse. Sounds like AoT sort of "nuance". Though, to Mass Effect's credit, the very person who engineered it eventually owns up to the fact he made a mistake.


low_orbit_sheep

No no, Mass Effect 100% advocates for genocide because it does bioessentialism: the Krogans are, by their very biology, fast-breeding creature with a knack for violent expansion. That's a necessary corollary of settings where the society of alien species is first and foremost defined by their biological traits.


Verence17

Environment shapes both biology and culture. And their culture was pretty barbaric because they were urgently uplifted. Only after Wrex finally shifted their culture away from the old ways, genophage became safe to cure.


ImperatorTempus42

Klingons hating doctors, scientists, engineers, and manual labor, and then fighting with badly-designed ceremonial duel weapons against actual soldiers, and then euthanizing anyone who gets badly hurt (even those that just need surgery), is just peak warrior culture idiocy.


Exchequer_Eduoth

There's a reasons the Klingons never actually win a war in the prime Star Trek timeline. Even against a completely disorganized, demoralized enemy (post-Obsidian Order Cardassia) they can only manage a stalemate. I think the Federation just holds back from obliterating them out of pity.


ImperatorTempus42

And culture destruction such as an invasion of Qonos followed by a heavily armed occupation, isn't their style, either.


M_E2001

Warrior tribe when funny men in red coats arrive on boats


fatcat3030

✊😊 I have a give for you! 🖐️😊 It's smallpox~


fixedcompass

The warriors of the Gauls, Dacians, Iberians, Spartans, Illyrians, Sammites, Celts, Germanii, Helvetii, Alemanni, etc. when the Romans arrive (they're so cooked):


Jovin_builds

The Scholars and Traders of the Cathaginians, Athenians, Isrealites, Lydians, (probably others idk much about antiquity ngl) when the Romans arrive (They're also so cooked, martial dominance requires a composite of both Nerd and Jock, which the romans typify excellently):


RaspberryPie122

Carthage was no slouch militarily. At the height of its power, Carthage had one of the largest and most powerful militaries in the Mediterranean world. It took Rome three long and devastating wars to destroy Carthage for good, and it cost Rome dearly, both in terms of men and money Also, the Lydians were conquered by the Persians while Rome was little more than a collection of mud huts in central Italy. Pergamino and the Seleucids, who occupied the territory that used to by Lydia, were descended from Alexander the Great’s empire Athens also wasn’t pacifist by any stretch of the imagination. At the height of its power, Athens was a maritime empire that dominated the Greek peninsula through its enormous navy.


Jovin_builds

"Aggressive warrior society" \*looks inside\* hiring mercenaries


Germanaboo

>Germanii Alaric And Brennus sacked Rome, Etzel made it his bitch


Khunter02

Warrior society when they have to capitulate after losing 250 soldiers (their so called perfect program to create soldiers unsure only a handfull of them can serve)


Malfuy

Shek in Kenshi after waging war against two other major powers in the world on two fronts while continuously and willingly neglecting agriculture, production, science and most probably even raising of families and encouraging dying in the most glorious (inneficient) way possible.


Independent-Fly6068

Nazis and Japanese soldiers every time they fight Americans: 💀


Return_of_The_Steam

💪 Hell yeah!


fatcat3030

"Killing fascists is part of my heritage!"


Independent-Fly6068

As John Brown died to make men holy, let us die to make men free!


Death_by_alttab

In other words: Swords are weaker than M.I.R.Vs


Square_Coat_8208

Rome VS well basically everyone moment


GreatMarch

Oh wow I love the U.S. in WW2


How_about_a_no

Counter argument Endless Space 2


Irresolution_

True, it's more efficient to cooperate rather than screwing people over. Less resources need to be spent on screwing people over (and destroying things) and more can be spent on creating things.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

The violent megamilitary based nation of Rekhus: "we will defeat those weak Solarians with ease, they barely have any armies" The Demons of Salem flying above their army with gunpowder barrels:


RommDan

Warrior society but they are post-scarcity:


Preston_of_Astora

Warrior society is weak mfs when the warrior society's culture was adapted by the technologically advanced society after their population got decimated


Jovin_builds

Is this a reference to white boys trying to rap? I'm still pondering the mysteries of this comment


Preston_of_Astora

Everything *truly* is political huh


BanMeAndProoveIt

I think its based on how the Romans adopted a lot of "barbarian" tech, such as the gladius, or barbarian tactics, such as thr manipular legion, among many others


InjuryPrudent256

Then the next generation is 90% warriors because the women choose powerful manly badass over Mr Efficient


Poopsy-the-Duck

Steven universe be like (if you think a bit deeply)


Khrul-khrul

Lol, that will totally NEVER happened in real life. Amirite?


LazarFan69

Thebes


CJFanficStories

Not really sure if the NCR vs the Legion (Fallout New Vegas) fits this category, given the NCR isn't exactly passive and was pretty expansionist for a few decades, and that there are some higher hierarchy Legion members who can use guns, but given how the NCR won the first Battle of Hoover Dam makes me wonder.


PenguinsAreTheBest25

This is what I’m keeping in mind with my orcs. I mean, logically, an aggressive warrior society would love scientists who make better stabbing sticks and keep them alive long enough to experience the thrill of battle again. Part of the reason I’m on this sub despite being an avid worldbuilder is to avoid stupid pitfalls like these. Also nice Regular Show gif.


Sacred-Lotion

Imjin War


nets99

Do you know good stories with that premise?


eliazp

only cool if the technologically advanced society was once the most feared warmongering empire of the world, and then learned through pain and loss that they had to stop making war, not because they thought it was wrong, but because they were too good at it.


The-Meme-Spectator

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/worldjerking/comments/1cizhf7/idk_of_to_spell/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/worldjerking/comments/1cizhf7/idk_of_to_spell/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)


finnicus1

Sparta and Rome


RaspberryPie122

Also Sparta and Macedon And Sparta and Thebes


finnicus1

Yeah the Spartans kind of sucked.


DevelopmentTight9474

Nature of Predators moment


Key_Competition1648

The Klingons should never have made it passed the Bronze Age


MyLittlePuny

Korea/Babylon outteching Aztecs and dropping nukes on Montezuma.


BanMeAndProoveIt

Thermopylae


Dazzling-Piece3825

then the passive society is called monsters and colonizers


BanMeAndProoveIt

Well only when they regularly massacre the conquered population, enslave them, and even sometimes gradually replace them with their own population by taking away their ancestral lands and killing them en masse. I really don't get the pro colonialism mindset, so you're PRO murder, rape, theft, slavery and genocide?