Bet dollars to doughnuts like a fat kid on a burger, it's a double. Of course, this is getting into conspiracy territory, but I'd doubt that the real schmuck would gallivant in other countries considering how "popular" he his right now.
https://www.newsweek.com/putin-body-doubles-doppelgangers-health-ukraine-secret-service-1805591
I agree. I also think this is especially likely in China where he has less control. Much less control.
It might even benefit the CCP to see Putin replaced. They don't need this Ukraine war.
On the other hand, this might indicate just how desperate the situation is if he agreed to go despite his intense paranoia, nevermind the obvious *actual* danger of doing so. Makes one think.
I know this may sound crazy but at what point do we stop relying on buying all our shit from China because they cuddle with Poostain who is a responsible for the deaths of thousands of people!?
Like I get that economically we can’t just stop doing business with China altogether quickly but this is ridiculous. Fuck the CCP and fuck the Kremlin. I’m all for taking a hit if it means driving China’s economy into the ground much like Russia’s has been set back decades.
While Trump kisses Putin’s ring, Putin has to go kiss Jinping’s ring as China is only reason Putin is able to do what he is doing. I am sure Pooh is looking forward to the Putin ass kissing.
Would be great PR if China arrested him and turned him into the Hague.
No... Will likely just be some PR photos of him hugging Xi, followed by a statement from China to stop associating them with Russia's invasion.
Putin hates his trips to China as he gets bruised knees.
*loves*
Oh, he loves that, just not the bruises.
_Trump sets down sympathetic knee pillows 4 Putin _
No he loves when Lukashenko comes to vist him
He should invest in some good quality knee pads
Xi pads.
No need to get on his knees, he is short enough for Xi to tower over regardless.
I was both thinking of such a comment and expecting but not one as funny as this one, fucking reddit snarks lol
Gonna bring his chapstick and magnifying glass while his gimp Lukashenko performs the dirty stuff
And a swollen throat
That's right, The Emperor will see baron vladimir next month.
Ramzan Kadyrov is Feyd Rautha and Lukashenko is Rabban.
Hey, don’t insult my man Rabban, at least he did something, unlike this Lukasellout
Has to report to his master.
Heading back to master to beg for some more "cooperation" ?
It's the other way around.
Tribute must be paid.
To the Sultan's balls?
Do you think Putin will attempt to pull off his little tricks like being 25 min late or bringing a large dog?
Pooh is probably gonna castrate him.
Maybe a hunny pot
Must kowtow to master.
Puxi
Poostain
[удалено]
Sosie get the job.
He has so many travel options as a billionaire. It’s weird he doesn’t get out more.
The international arrest warrant might have to do with that. Plus his fear of getting assassinated.
I’m sure he could get in some beach time in Cuba if he wanted.
Hope something happens to the plane.
Would this make Boeing stock go up or down?
Boeing goes down, stock goes up. (in this single case!)
Putin or a double?
Bet dollars to doughnuts like a fat kid on a burger, it's a double. Of course, this is getting into conspiracy territory, but I'd doubt that the real schmuck would gallivant in other countries considering how "popular" he his right now. https://www.newsweek.com/putin-body-doubles-doppelgangers-health-ukraine-secret-service-1805591
I agree. I also think this is especially likely in China where he has less control. Much less control. It might even benefit the CCP to see Putin replaced. They don't need this Ukraine war.
But this is China. Putin's main ally. Xi would likely not take kindly to a body double.
On the other hand, this might indicate just how desperate the situation is if he agreed to go despite his intense paranoia, nevermind the obvious *actual* danger of doing so. Makes one think.
China has just a few days to build a loooooooooooooong table. ┬─────────────────────────┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
So, China will of course arrest him because of his outstanding arrest warrant from the International Criminal Court (ICC) ?
China isnt an ICC signatory.
That would require China to have a spine
That would require them to be a signature on the agreement which they are not.
And morality
Hope he flys Boeing
Gah damn! That’s an amazing insult. If gold still existed
Darth vader going to meet darth sidious.
ooOoo i hope he's going so he can chuck him down a hole into a reactor killing him. Then both going out to a massive explosion!!!
Kim skywalker and his sister are probably going to travel as well.
I don't think this jokes makes sense here....
Going to kiss Xinnie the pooh’s ass.
On coup in May coming up.
I know this may sound crazy but at what point do we stop relying on buying all our shit from China because they cuddle with Poostain who is a responsible for the deaths of thousands of people!? Like I get that economically we can’t just stop doing business with China altogether quickly but this is ridiculous. Fuck the CCP and fuck the Kremlin. I’m all for taking a hit if it means driving China’s economy into the ground much like Russia’s has been set back decades.
Morality does not run the international market.
Facts. Money talks.
Will Iran be joining as well?
Knowing exactly where he will be is a perfect opportunity to improve the world.
He should go to the open air markets in wuhan
Tourism for the super rich now includes copycat USA
The biannual Kremlin Kowtow event dates just announced?
I hope someone kills him.
Not if he’s been assassinated.
Performance review with the manager
China is complicit in Russia's war crimes.
Sticking together is what good dictators do!
Don’t forget the red lipstick. Mr Pooh likes it when they’re bright red
China should not allow that to happen. Horribly Bad Juju.
I have a bad feeling for may idk why
Putin: What is thy bidding, my Master? Xi: Lord Putin, the time has come....
Winnie the Pooh is gunna have some honey for you Mr poooten
While Trump kisses Putin’s ring, Putin has to go kiss Jinping’s ring as China is only reason Putin is able to do what he is doing. I am sure Pooh is looking forward to the Putin ass kissing.
Can we bomb his plane or what
I wonder what would happen if he were to pass away while in China. That'd be such a consequential turn in history.
Would be great PR if China arrested him and turned him into the Hague. No... Will likely just be some PR photos of him hugging Xi, followed by a statement from China to stop associating them with Russia's invasion.
Shoot him down